I am a comedian from Durham City, living in Glasgow. These are not comedy stories though, just stories, stories to warm the heart hopefully.
They are written in 10 minutes, recorded in 5 and enjoyed in 0. Also, I don't rerecord them so if I stumble (which I frequently do) then its left in. Some are a bit rubbish, some are alright.
A nice moment.
A nice moment with the audience at a gig. I ended the Caterpillar Cake bit and shouted 'Witness Me' as I sometimes do because I'm one of those arseholes. After ending on a heartfelt beat I then had to scrabble around on the floor picking up props while compere Jake Donaldson looked at me with distain.
I love these kinds of moments when an audience are just in with you and have decided that you're a good laugh, so any weakness is met with love.
Forgive me that I've left the clapping in.
Dangerous To Man
Dangerous To Man by Mr David Callaghan