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GCU Esoterica

So this is a podcast of some of the less unlistenable noises that have passed through my ears lately. Updated (at least) monthly!

  1. 19/12/2022

    Epidose 38 - The Grim Poteuthis

    Cometh the hour, drinketh the tea.  Ceylon succours!  Brist to thy mill, my decimo modulo.  Undergunned and outperforated, nudibranches sprout multifariously from the Great Orme's latitudinous valve.  Press thy lips to the slug's salty slime, scrotfurtler, and dance visceral fandangos where the moominfish fair grint. Listen Now Crank my ever-yodeling gramophone and slurp forth the delightful drips of: Vladimir Djambasov - 33:8Kevin Dymond & Mark Shafer - Produce BagHermanos Guzanos - Dance Like A GeekEvan Cantor - Jeff Coat's CouchThe Cease - Equalizing DistortGirls On Fire - Electric GuitarLjubomir Velev - My Aunt HasKen Clinger - HelloThe great overhanging beermat of gcuesoterica@gmail.com stands ever-vigilant to receive and process your unfortunate wailings.  Forgive them, for they know not what they don't. Twenty minutes.  No refunds.

  2. 13/08/2019

    Epidose 37 - The Clinker's Trumpet

    Tan sandstone blocks, upon which lies like a shroud a vaporous husk, the branch system of a long-dead ivy, blushing dark cobweb of dusky vine.  What enormous tonnage, what great weight of crumbling stone. All we lack is longterm thinking; the perspective of aeons.  Civilisation as we know it can not be saved, could never in its entire history have ever been saved, as it has never existed in stasis. Listen now. A pair of wax candles in the shape of skulls, one candyfloss pink, the other pale green; an origami heron standing two inches tall; a pair of mustard-yellow clogs tied together by a small ribbon in the colours of the Dutch flag; and the soothing sounds of: Hedgehog Pie - Cool Reelies Pigeon Religion - Scorpion Milk Brian Brain - The Asthma Game Birdyak - The Sacred Mushroom Vinko Trubić & Ivan Drjanić - Tanec (from wedding at Gostinjac) Bridget St. John - The Pebble And The Man Brame - Zeste Incest Virgin Prunes - Yeo The ever-listening, enormous floating ear of gcuesoterica@gmail.com is ready to take your call.  Zardoz commands you to transmit your crackling netherwords into its pulsating cavity. Twenty minutes.  No refunds.

  3. 02/08/2019

    Epidose 36 - Weighted Planar Stochastic Lettuce

    How furcate is my volley! How splend the strand of string that strays from straggle heath to sponly suedes!  As Swayze sways, these rays persuade, he's raised the waves from wasteful ways.  A length of clothespipe, flurdled in a codheap. Did your mother mither? Does your mister pass muster?  (I blessed a blister-blaster with much bluster.)  You can eat an orange, and arrange a lozenge, but a blo-jo from Bo-Jo's a no-no. Listen Now. More scintillatingly schizoid psychedelic skitterings for squiffy squirrels and squinny sesquipedalians, from the unlikely likes of: Yuri Morozov - Inexplicable (Part 4) En Halvkokt i Folie - I Like The Introduction Of A Flute The Yuri Landman Ensemble - Interlude I Luke Haines - Fat Bird From The Woodcraft Folk The Ass Baboons Of Venus - You've Failed Again, You Arrogant T**t The Plastic Billionaires - The Fat Lady of Limbourg Brame - Gaviscon Trippple Nippples - LSD Gosh, barely a month since the last one.  I urge you to stuff worms into my insatiable craw at gcuesoterica@gmail.com. Twenty minutes.  No refunds.

  4. 20/06/2019

    Epidose 35 - Dutch & Charles

    Gnolling cloudless and winsome o'er the hobbledy froom, a snipjack trejury come treacling langwards from netherlandish parts.  Hobskoosh onely wonders, the pibbletosh skim skimmety-skim on glasslake ribble.  Nabberlack lip-licker frusking out the vanguard as pottle fall dreamylike through wode, long loomy wode, a light as baffleghast as wronglesky, these dabble-dark miff of posk and ratchet. Listen Now. So cram this claggy clamour in thy clammy clam-likes: Jack Planck- The Boy With The Raccoon Penis Laid Back - White Horse Frank Chickens - Cheeba Cheeba Chimpira Steve Beresford & Tristan Honsinger - Sai Hello To The Cello Fort Lauderdale - Holy Wednesday Once in a new balloon, I check for discarded tissues caught among the detritus at gcuesoterica@gmail.com, thus far to precious little of what is apparently termed "avail."  Go on, prove me wonky. Twenty minutes.  No refunds.

  5. 23/02/2019

    Epidose 34 - I, Cerambus!

    Jellyfish desperate to save their habitat crammed themselves a hundredfold into the nozzle, but the reactor continued to function.  The queen's coronation pie was stuffed to the brim with lamprey, slave blood still dripping from their toothy maws, their gaping buccal funnels. They opened their pineal eyes and wept, as ancient worms transformed the Shepherd into a Beatle.  Windswept Johnskale watched from his Cumbrian pile, the deacon's mission long since abandoned, the seas afizz with effluent... Listen Now. Open your pineal ear to the breathtaking seashell grumbles of: Ghost - Guru In The Echo Guy Pederson - Indian Pop Bass Vladimir Ussachevsky - Wireless Fantasy Sven Grünberg - Hingus (Part I) Trans Am - For Now And Forever Please send pipecleaners to the ever-ready gcuesoterica@gmail.com, for our nozzle is forever congealed. Twenty minutes. No refunds.

  6. 21/01/2019

    Epidose 33 - Lasagna and Kacey

    When tender frond the turlingdromes, and vestas whiffle from their homes, out in the misty magma moonlight, neeping in the afternoon, bright Lesmerelda flaunts her chubbles, great malinky double-bubbles.  What a wald!  I wadnae yield to see her famed delights revealed!  But hush now son, and graze your kneesden.  My poem's done.  OH GOD NOT THE BEES-den? Listen Now. What's a year or so between fronds, eh?  I trust you'll enjoy the exciting machinations of: Tim Blake - Generator (Laser Beam) Jon Appleton - Chef D'Oeuvre Horace Tapscott Quintet - For Fats Difford & Tillbrook - Apple Tree The Shaggs - Why Do I Feel? Willie Rushton & The Private Eye All-Stars - Neasden Future excursions will follow a release schedule dictated by Fibonacci numbering.  Voice your objections to the Esoteric Council of Elbers at gcuesoterica@gmail.com if it would make you feel any better about it. Twenty minutes.  No refunds.

  7. 13/01/2018

    Epidose 32 - The Sputtering Cleft

    The ungudly abuminations multiplied twentyfold in mere hours, gnashing their gnarled dentata and puffing out those coarsely bristled cheeks.  The growls and grufflings bargled forth long and loudsome, trombonerous and chewbattic rumbunctions resonorating echoey through the corridrobes, surgeries and hauleyways. Listen Now. Lord Brannigan-7 relaxed briefly his pursed inner lips, and gave full chuffed splattering vent to the following liquid residue: Silver Apples - Lovefingers Ed Askew - Marigolds Bauri - Everything Will Be Ok Again Sid Kipper & Dave Burland - The Shoals Of Whiting Pharmakon - It Hangs Heavy (excerpt from Milkweed / It Hangs Heavy) Lord Creator - Big Bamboo The research facility was reported destroyed by fire late in 2158.  The final transmission received by gcuesoterica@gmail.com read in its entirety: "The Vortex never ended." Twenty minutes. No refunds.

  8. 07/12/2017

    Epidose 31 - Vagrant Sinner Box

    An old woman walking her dog in a field of clover came across a shepherdess looking over her flock of forty-six brown sheep and two dozen lambs.  Each sheep wore upon its face a pair of half-moon spectacles and an embarrassed expression (the lambs just wore the glasses.)  The old woman asked the shepherdess why her flock looked so bashful.  The shepherdess said she'd sheared her share of shameful sheep, and sat down in the shamrock. Listen Now. If you listen to the sounds, the following merry jingles should resonate: Electricity feat. Fire Eater - Dunia Wanja Wa Fujo PFFR - Open Letter Charles Dodge - He Destroyed Her Image The Prats - The Alliance Xenis Emputae Travelling Band - Moly Throbbing Gristle - I.B.M. Ewan MacColl & Peggy Seeger - The Keach In The Creel If you have enjoyed these sheep, please send knitted blankets to gcuesoterica@gmail.com to ward away the scowling demons of frostbite. Twenty minutes. No refunds.

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So this is a podcast of some of the less unlistenable noises that have passed through my ears lately. Updated (at least) monthly!

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  • Creator
    GCU Esoterica
  • Years Active
    2015 - 2022
  • Episodes
    25
  • Rating
    Explicit
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