96 episodes

You can’t say anything any more - and here to prove it is Harriet Langley-Swindon, with a round of all the best bits of her weekly radio show on a national network that can’t be named for legal reasons. Absolutely Non-Censored [subs please check capitalisation and hyphen] from beginning to end, with all the rubbish edited out. Each week, Harriet will chat through the segments with producer Martin, and we’ll be getting a Hot & Spicy Take Of The Week from resident comedian Eshaan Akbar who was hired because he was funny and not any other reason. NonCensored is created by award-winning comedians Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy & Eshaan Akbar..

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    • Comedy
    • 4.8 • 235 Ratings

You can’t say anything any more - and here to prove it is Harriet Langley-Swindon, with a round of all the best bits of her weekly radio show on a national network that can’t be named for legal reasons. Absolutely Non-Censored [subs please check capitalisation and hyphen] from beginning to end, with all the rubbish edited out. Each week, Harriet will chat through the segments with producer Martin, and we’ll be getting a Hot & Spicy Take Of The Week from resident comedian Eshaan Akbar who was hired because he was funny and not any other reason. NonCensored is created by award-winning comedians Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy & Eshaan Akbar..

    Nothing To Do With Cyclists!

    Nothing To Do With Cyclists!

    Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Britain's newest Labour MP, Natalie Elphicke, who dramatically joined Sir Keir Starmer's "changed" Labour party this week, and explains why it's the party for her. They also get some post-local election analysis from Lord Sir Edwin Beaufort MP, who has an utterly convincing retort to anyone who thinks the elections went poorly for the Tories. Finally, we're joined by Eshaan Akbar for a Hot & Spicy Takeaway about asylum seekers, which has nothing to do with cycling so if you're a cyclist there's nothing in that section for you and you may as well not listen to it.
    We have a live show coming up on Thursday the 20th June at the Museum of Comedy, we would love to see you there: tickets.
    If you would like to support the show, too, and allow it to keep going, you can sign up at patreon.com/NonCensored, where you'll get the full interviews in video, a monthly bonus "time for questions" podcast, and a weekly behind-the-scenes podcast for top-tier backers, which is where we say what we really think about the news and thus run the risk of getting cancelled. You can also keep your questions coming to the team by emailing noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com. And we'll refund a month's subscription for any Patreon who buys a ticket!
    Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Davina Bentley (@davinabentleycomedy), Paul Dunphy (@mrpauldunphy) and Ed Morrish.
    Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here.
    Australians can see Brendan perform in Potted Potter, and people in Britain can buy tickets for Buffy ReVamped at the Edinburgh Fringe.
    Eshaan has a stand-up special, The Pretender, available to watch for free on YouTube, and he is going on tour next year with his show Yum.
    Davina does sketches and posts about her gigs in her Instagram.
    Paul does Broken News sketches every week with Larry, which can be seen on YouTube.
    Ed produces Sound Heap with John-Luke Roberts, a very good podcast with lots of your favourite NonCensored people in it.
    Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
    NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
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    • 39 min
    Farewell, Cool Uncle

    Farewell, Cool Uncle

    Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by the presumptive winner of the London Mayoral election, Susan Hall, who sets out her vision for a post-Khan London (which is very similar to a very pre-Khan London. They also speak to outgoing Scottish First Minister Humza Yousaf, who explains why being a cool uncle didn't work out for him, and to Eshaan Akbar, who has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about the Americvan university protests.
    We have a live show coming up on the 20th June at the Museum of Comedy, we would love to see you there: tickets.
    Thank you to Gemma Hyland for signing up to our Patreon; if you would like to support the show, too, and allow it to keep going, you can sign up at patreon.com/NonCensored, where you'll get the full interviews in video, a monthly bonus "time for questions" podcast, and a weekly behind-the-scenes podcast for top-tier backers, which is where we say what we really think about the news and thus run the risk of getting cancelled. You can also keep your questions coming to the team by emailing noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com.
    Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar),  Margaret Cabourn-Smith (@CrushedbyMCS), Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) and Ed Morrish.
    Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here.
    Australians can see Brendan perform in Potted Potter, and people in Britain can buy tickets for Buffy ReVamped at the Edinburgh Fringe.
    Eshaan has a stand-up special, The Pretender, available to watch for free on YouTube, and he is going on tour next year with his show Yum.
    Margaret hosts the excellent podcast Crushed By Margaret Cabourn-Smith, which you can hear here.
    Sanjeev Kohli, along with other Still Game cast members, is touring the UK until the end of October with their show Auld Pals. Tickets available here.
    Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
    NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
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    • 40 min
    From The Horse's Mouth

    From The Horse's Mouth

    Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by A Horse, who explains that HE WASN'T SPOOKED when he ran around London, and by the Reform MP (at the time of writing) Lee Anderson, to celebrate St George's Day. Harriet also hears a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week from Eshaan Akbar about lovely, lovely booze.
    We have a live show coming up on the 20th June at the Museum of Comedy, we would love to see you there: tickets.
    If you would like to support the show and allow it to keep going, you can sign up to support us at patreon.com/NonCensored, where you'll get the full interviews in video, a monthly bonus "time for questions" podcast, and a weekly behind-the-scenes podcast for top-tier backers, which is where we say what we really think about the news and thus run the risk of getting cancelled. You can also keep your questions coming to the team by emailing noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com.
    Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar),  John-Luke Roberts (@jlukeroberts), Will Sebag-Montefiore (@wsebag) and Ed Morrish.
    Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here.
    Australians can see Brendan perform in Potted Potter, and people in Britain can buy tickets for Buffy ReVamped at the Edinburgh Fringe.
    Eshaan has a stand-up special, The Pretender, available to watch for free on YouTube, and he is going on tour next year with his show Yum.
    Will is taking a show, Will Of The People, to Edinburgh, and tickets are already on sale.
    John-Luke presents Sound Heap with John-Luke Roberts, an excellent podcast that's now available on Maximum Fun.
    Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
    NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
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    • 39 min
    Bring Back Drink Driving

    Bring Back Drink Driving

    Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by former Prime Minister Liz Truss, who explains why the smoking ban is a bad idea and also reveals her role in the Mark Menzies "bad people" story, and by The World's Greatest Lawyer Suella Braverman, who gives a full and unchallenged account of how she was cancelled in Belgium. We also hear from Eshaan Akbar about why he's fed up with Islamophobic dogwhistles, so it's time for some up-front Islamophobia.
    If you would like to support the show and allow it to keep going, you can sign up to support us at patreon.com/NonCensored, where you'll get the full interviews in video, a monthly bonus "time for questions" podcast, and a weekly behind-the-scenes podcast for top-tier backers, which is where we say what we really think about the news and thus run the risk of getting cancelled. You can also keep your questions coming to the team by emailing noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com.
    Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Susan Harrison (@SueHarrison123), Athena Kugblenu (@athenakugblenu) and Ed Morrish.
    Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here.
    Australians can see Brendan perform in Potted Potter, and people in Britain can buy tickets for Buffy ReVamped at the Edinburgh Fringe.
    Eshaan has a stand-up special, The Pretender, available to watch for free on YouTube, and he is going on tour next year with his show Yum.
    Susan does videos as Liz Truss which you can find on her socials as well as YouTube.
    If you're in Berlin, you can see Showdown, written by Athena, at the Chamaeleon; she also co-hosts the award-winning kids podcast, Bust Or Trust.
    Ed also produces Sound Heap with John-Luke Roberts, an excellent podcast that's now available on Maximum Fun.
    Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
    NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    • 41 min
    Ideas To Win, With Liz Truss

    Ideas To Win, With Liz Truss

    Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by old friend of the show Liz Truss, for a slightly different style of NonCensored - it's Ideas To Win, in which leading political thinkers put forward ideas for a Conservative Manifesto that can win the hearts and minds of the British public, and crush the woke left once and for all.
    If you have any policy suggestions for Ideas To Win, you can email us at noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com or, even better, sign up to our Patreon at Patreon.com/NonCensored, where you can support the show directly for the price of a pint a month, and you'll get loads of bonus content, too.
    We will be recording out 100th show LIVE on the 20th June at the Museum of Comedy in London. You can get tickets here, and Patreons who forward their booking to noncesoredpodcast@gmail.com will get a month's subscription refunded.
    Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Susan Harrison (@SueHarrison123) and Ed Morrish.
    Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here.
    Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
    Eshaan has a stand-up special, The Pretender, available to watch for free on YouTube. 
    Susan Harrison does character videos, including ones as Liz Truss, on her Twitter and Instagram pages, as well as on YouTube.
    Ed also produces Sound Heap with John-Luke Roberts, an excellent podcast that's now available on Maximum Fun.
    Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
    NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    • 31 min
    End The Naughty Gravy

    End The Naughty Gravy

    Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by old friend of the show Sir Douglas Brown, the head of Southern Central Thames Water, to explain what it'll take for his company to do something about the overflowing sewers all over the country, and by Eshaan Akbar, who rates a K-Pop Apology in ApologyWatch. Harriet also hosts a debate between Sir Keir Starmer and comedian/pundit Colin Sense - no relation! - about the most pressing issue being talked about in offices up and down the country: National Trust Scones.
    Thanks to Rob Stevens for signing up to our Patreon this week. They're getting ad-free episodes, exclusive videos, bonus podcasts and other things, and you can join them and help us pay our guests by going to patreon.com/NonCensored and lapping up all that delicious extra content.
    Keep your questions coming to the team by emailing noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com.
    Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Oliver Izod (@oliverizod), Joz Norris (@JozNorris), Paul Dunphy (@mrpauldunphy) and Ed Morrish.
    Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here.
    Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here.
    Eshaan has a stand-up special, The Pretender, available to watch for free on YouTube. 
    Joz's special, Joz Norris Is Dead, Long Live Mr Fruit Salad, is available to watch here.
    Paul releases funny sketches every Friday with Larry. Check out Larry & Paul on YouTube.
    Ed also produces Sound Heap with John-Luke Roberts, an excellent podcast that's now available on Maximum Fun.
    Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com).
    NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).
    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    • 41 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
235 Ratings

235 Ratings

Bonzo the mad dog ,

Non-Censored

Serious political talk show

readikus ,

Laboured

I used to like some of the clips Rosie did on Twitter, but the comedy is soooooooooooooo laboured. I listened a few times, but decided I’d heard more than enough. It sounds like it’s improvised, and they hit an obvious joke, then just labour it until my eyes are glazed over. Like a 6th form comedy project - possibly enough material for a good 5 minute sketch, but a whole episode is like getting stuck in a conversation with your retired neighbour.

SgtRutter ,

Superb

Superb show. Thank you 🙌🏻

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