54 episodes

Have you SEEN the state of the papers today? PAPER CUTS has. In our now DAILY podcast, some of Britain’s sharpest commentators and funniest comedians come together to look at the madness, the strangeness, the obsessions, and – occasionally – the brilliance of our national press.
Host Miranda Sawyer is joined by journalists and comedians like Fin Taylor, Jonn Elledge, Alex Von Tunzelmann, Grainne Maguire, Rob Hutton, Athena Kugblenu, Marcus Brigstocke and many more.
Illustrations by Modern Toss: https://moderntoss.com

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    • 4.8 • 269 Ratings

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Have you SEEN the state of the papers today? PAPER CUTS has. In our now DAILY podcast, some of Britain’s sharpest commentators and funniest comedians come together to look at the madness, the strangeness, the obsessions, and – occasionally – the brilliance of our national press.
Host Miranda Sawyer is joined by journalists and comedians like Fin Taylor, Jonn Elledge, Alex Von Tunzelmann, Grainne Maguire, Rob Hutton, Athena Kugblenu, Marcus Brigstocke and many more.
Illustrations by Modern Toss: https://moderntoss.com

Listen on Apple Podcasts
Requires subscription and macOS 11.4 or higher

    Motorhead Sunak’s need for speed – plus Sharon Osbourne vs. demons from hell?

    Motorhead Sunak’s need for speed – plus Sharon Osbourne vs. demons from hell?

    We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: Sunak goes all-in for “motorists”. Will he drive Tory support even further off the rails? 100m Cheetahs! One competitor left as athletes flee dope testers in Delhi. The truth about Boris’n’Carrie’s gold wallpaper. And Sharon Osbourne vs the Supernatural. The X Factor tyrant recounts a close encounter with “a demon” (not one with a Brummie accent).

    Miranda Sawyer is joined by journalist Robert Hutton of The Critic Magazine and comedy writer Jason Hazeley.

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    Illustrations by Modern Toss https://moderntoss.com 

    Written and presented by Miranda Sawyer. Audio production: Robin Leeburn. Production: Liam Tait. Assistant Production: Adam Wright. Design: James Parrett. Music: Simon Williams. Socials: Jess Harpin. Managing Editor: Jacob Jarvis. Exec Producer: Martin Bojtos. Group Editor: Andrew Harrison. PAPER CUTS is a Podmasters Production
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    • 32 min
    GB News in meltdown – plus the madness of columnists

    GB News in meltdown – plus the madness of columnists

    We read the papers so you don’t have to… Today: Fox off! GB News presenters Laurence Fox and Dan Wootton suspended in sexism scandal. Plus New Tories on the block. The future of the Conservative Party looks… interesting. AND Baths, Gordon Brown and Ocado. What’s on the columnists’ minds this week?


    Jacob Jarvis is joined by journalist Jonn Elledge of The New Statesman and comedian and writer Gráinne Maguire.


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    Illustrations by Modern Toss https://moderntoss.com 

    Written and presented by Jacob Jarvis. Audio production: Robin Leeburn. Production: Liam Tait. Assistant Production: Adam Wright. Design: James Parrett. Music: Simon Williams. Socials Jess Harpin. Managing Editor: Jacob Jarvis. Exec Producer: Martin Bojtos. Group Editor: Andrew Harrison. PAPER CUTS is a Podmasters Production
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    • 32 min
    TRUMP's don a fraud – plus BORIS sparks nanny horror story frenzy

    TRUMP's don a fraud – plus BORIS sparks nanny horror story frenzy

    We read the papers so you don’t have to… Today: Trump’s back! Former President found guilty of fraud – but he’s busy defending whales from windmills… Plus – Brace for Braverman. The UN Convention on Human Rights is too soft for Suella. And Normalise Nannies! Posh people unite to support Boris and Carrie Johnson as they share nanny horror tales. 


    Miranda Sawyer is joined by journalist Jonn Elledge and comedian Marcus Bridgstocke.


    Support Paper Cuts and get mugs, t-shirts and extended ad-free editions: back.papercutsshow.com

    Follow Paper Cuts:
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    • TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@papercutsshow
    • Threads: https://www.threads.net/@papercutsshow


    Illustrations by Modern Toss https://moderntoss.com 

    Written and presented by Miranda Sawyer. Audio production: Robin Leeburn. Production: Liam Tait. Assistant Production: Adam Wright. Design: James Parrett. Music: Simon Williams. Socials Jess Harpin. Managing Editor: Jacob Jarvis. Exec Producer: Martin Bojtos. Group Editor: Andrew Harrison. PAPER CUTS is a Podmasters Production
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    • 36 min
    Met opens Brand investigation – plus inside the divorce of the year

    Met opens Brand investigation – plus inside the divorce of the year

    We read the papers so you don’t have to… Today: Brand latest: The Metropolitan Police confirms it is investigating multiple claims of sexual assault. Teach ‘em a lesson – Labour confirms they will tax private schools extra if they get into power. Plus Jonas v Queen of the North! Sophie Turner fights back against the Jonas Brothers’ PR machine.

    Andrew Harrison is joined by journalist Ava Santina and comedian Fergus Craig.


    Support Paper Cuts and get mugs, t-shirts and extended ad-free editions: back.papercutsshow.com


    Follow Paper Cuts:
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    Illustrations by Modern Toss https://moderntoss.com 

    Written and presented by Andrew Harrison. Audio production: Robin Leeburn. Production: Liam Tait. Assistant Production: Adam Wright. Design: James Parrett. Music: Simon Williams. Socials Jess Harpin. Managing Editor: Jacob Jarvis. Exec Producer: Martin Bojtos. Group Editor: Andrew Harrison. PAPER CUTS is a Podmasters Production
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    • 32 min
    Boris and nanny in wine time trouble – plus armed cops on gun strike

    Boris and nanny in wine time trouble – plus armed cops on gun strike

    We read the papers so you don’t have to – now five days a week! Today: Wine with the nanny gets Boris in hot water with Carrie. Who could have predicted that? Will firearms cops really lay down their guns for good? HS2 in the doo-doo. And the papers go doolally for the fabulous life of Joan Collins. 
    Miranda Sawyer is joined by comedy writer Jason Hazeley and The Critic magazine’s political sketchwriter Rob Hutton to give today’s papers a right “going over”. 
    Support Paper Cuts and get mugs, t-shirts and extended ad-free editions: back.papercutsshow.com
    Follow Paper Cuts:

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    Threads: https://www.threads.net/@papercutsshow



    Illustrations by Modern Toss https://moderntoss.com 

    Written and presented by Miranda Sawyer. Audio production: Robin Leeburn. Design: James Parrett. Music: Simon Williams. Socials: Jess Harpin. Managing Editor: Jacob Jarvis. Exec Producer: Martin Bojtos. Group Editor: Andrew Harrison. PAPER CUTS is a Podmasters Production
    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    • 31 min
    Murdoch finally Fox off – plus Chazza’s in Paris

    Murdoch finally Fox off – plus Chazza’s in Paris

    We read the papers so you don’t have to… Today: Succession season finale! Rupert Murdoch has resigned as CEO of News Corp, handing newspaper empire to his son Lachlan. The French love royalty! King Charles is in France for his first state visit as Monarch. Plus Seven Bins Sunak – Sunak’s new plans to stop laws that don’t exist.

    Miranda Sawyer is joined by journalist Marie Le Conte and comedian Marcus Brigstocke.


    Follow Paper Cuts:
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/papercutsshow
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/papercutsshow 

    Illustrations by Modern Toss https://moderntoss.com 

    Written and presented by Miranda Sawyer. Audio production: Robin Leeburn. Assistant Production: Adam Wright. Design: James Parrett. Music: Simon Williams. Managing Editor: Jacob Jarvis. Exec Producer: Martin Bojtos. Group Editor: Andrew Harrison. PAPER CUTS is a Podmasters Production
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    • 35 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
269 Ratings

269 Ratings

Coylo27 ,

Addictive fun take on the news

Have got really into this pod and delighted it’s moved to a daily drop. All contributors are great and Miranda’s laugh is so infectious! Brightens my day.

Fletchek ,

Got into its stride

Was sceptical about this show in the early days but it has now got into its stride and is bowling along nicely

Johnuk2008 ,

Witty any enjoyable

A bit like HIGNFY, but the contributors aren’t bitter pensioners! One of my favourite pods.

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