Patchwork Fairy Tales

Laura Simons

5.0 (3)
COMEDY FICTION
EVERY TWO MONTHS

New stories, stitched together with the thread of once upon a time. This is a collection of inclusive fairy tales written and recorded by Laura Simons to spread old magic in a new way. You want single fathers, pansexual princesses, found families, sapphic dragons, sword wielding ladies and asexual heroes? Then you’ve come to the right place!

22 JAN

A Hoard of Cheese

A Patchwork Fantasy Snippet full of well aged cheese. In which a hoard is guarded. Read the transcript for this episode here. Find everything about this podcast and my other projects on laurasimons.com. Follow this podcast on Tumblr! The music used in this episode is from purple-planet.com. Penny for a tale? You can tip your storyteller on Ko-fi!

6 min
15/07/2024

And they were flatmates

A Patchwork Fantasy Tale about a cohabitation calamity. Surely all that stuff about vampires and werewolves not getting along is just nonsense, right? Read the transcript for this episode here. Find everything about this podcast and my other projects on laurasimons.com. Follow this podcast on Tumblr! Check out composer Kai Engel, who wrote the theme song “Holiday Gift”. Penny for a tale? You can tip your storyteller on Ko-fi!

52 min
25/03/2024

Magical Accidents

A Patchwork Fantasy Tale about a meet-cute in an emergency room. Because dealing with magic comes with certain challenges. Read the transcript for this episode here. Find everything about this podcast and my other projects on laurasimons.com. Follow this podcast on Tumblr! Check out composer Kai Engel, who wrote the theme song “Holiday Gift”. Penny for a tale? You can tip your storyteller on Ko-fi!

20 min
03/03/2024 · BONUS

I am taking this podcast off Spotify

Transcript here: Hi everyone, it's Laura. I wanted to let you all know that because of Spotify's new terms of service, I have decided to no longer have my podcast on their platform. If I did they would have the right to transcribe or translate my stories, without even giving me the option to object if they get it wrong. It means they could change my stories without my input. That's absolutely unacceptable for a distribution platform. I can't accept these new terms, so I have to take the podcast off Spotify entirely. I know a lot of you use Spotify, and I'm sorry to have to do this, but I don't see another solution. You will still be able to listen to my podcast on other podcast apps and you can always find every transcript and a streaming button on laurasimons.com. I'm currently working on editing some longer fantasy stories to upload and I have a wonderful fairy tale about a chivalrous knight in the works, so I really hope you'll stick around for those. The new terms go into effect on the 15th of March 2024. So I will be taking my podcast off Spotify in about a week: between the 9th and 11th of March. If you have any questions, you can always email me at laurasimons.author@gmail.com or send me a message on my Tumblr: laurasimonsdaughter. I hope you'll all be there when I have another tale to tell some other day. But until then: don't let anyone steal your words, and be safe.

1 min
27/12/2023

Home

A Patchwork Fantasy Snippet full of supernatural thoughts. In which a home is made. Read the transcript for this episode here. Find everything about this podcast and my other projects on laurasimons.com. Follow this podcast on Tumblr! The music used in this episode is from purple-planet.com. Penny for a tale? You can tip your storyteller on Ko-fi!

5 min
07/11/2023

A Summoning

A Patchwork Fantasy Snippet full of family fun. In which an aunt is summoned to lunch. Read the transcript for this episode here. Find everything about this podcast and my other projects on laurasimons.com. Follow this podcast on Tumblr or Twitter! The music used in this episode is from purple-planet.com. Penny for a tale? You can tip your storyteller on Ko-fi!

4 min
29/07/2023

The Fox at the Window

A Patchwork Fairy Tale: the one with the merchant, the siblings, and the golden ring. A kind merchant brings her son a mysterious ring she found on her travels and the young man is soon visited by its rightful owner. Read the transcript for this episode here. Find everything about this podcast and my other projects on laurasimons.com. Follow this podcast on Tumblr or Twitter! Check out composer Kai Engel, who wrote the theme song “Holiday Gift”. Penny for a tale? You can tip your storyteller on Ko-fi!

21 min
08/03/2023

East of the Towels, West of the Sink

A Patchwork Fantasy Tale about the trials of cohabitation. Sometimes renting an apartment comes with very peculiar problems to be negotiated. Read the transcript for this episode here. Find everything about this podcast and my other projects on laurasimons.com. Follow this podcast on Tumblr or Twitter! Check out composer Kai Engel, who wrote the theme song “Holiday Gift”. Penny for a tale? You can tip your storyteller on Ko-fi!

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Creator

Laura Simons
Years Active

2019 - 2025
Episodes

55
Rating

Explicit
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Patchwork Fairy Tales

Patchwork Fairy Tales

A Hoard of Cheese

And they were flatmates

Magical Accidents

I am taking this podcast off Spotify

Home

A Summoning

The Fox at the Window

East of the Towels, West of the Sink

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Patchwork Fairy Tales

Episodes

A Hoard of Cheese

And they were flatmates

Magical Accidents

I am taking this podcast off Spotify

Home

A Summoning

The Fox at the Window

East of the Towels, West of the Sink

Ratings & Reviews

About

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