A monthly podcast from Piano Teeth. The voice inside your head. Expect absurd, hilarious and twisted adventures all from the comfort of your own mind. By all means, follow me @the_piano_teeth. And make sure you check me out at www.pianoteeth.co.uk for some extra fun. Go to https://ko-fi.com/pianoteeth to contribute to the bleach fund.
14. MOTORWAY PIRATES
Hello gorgeous creeps. I am back from a little hiatus with an audio delight, fresh and ready to be dripped into your ears.
In this episode we meet Terry. Who has decided to become a Pirate. A land Pirate. The terror of the motorways. He's got a crew, a car and a cannon. What could possibly go wrong?
I also explain my hiatus, try and sell you some disgusting sparkling water and teach you how to make friends.
Enjoy you sexy scumbags.
Bleach Fund: https://ko-fi.com/pianoteeth----
Original artwork by Chris R. Wright @brawlingwithmybiroSound design by Matteo Mussetti @4get2eat
13. BILLIE PIPER DIMENSION STEPPER - PART 3
Hello gorgeous creeps. Here is the final part of the Billie Piper trilogy. In this episode, Billie & Keeley make their way to Stonehenge, where they meet Uther Pendragon and the Druid army. After sacrificing Noel Fielding and activating the stones they then face the celebrity horde for a final showdown that will decide the fate of Earth. Enjoy scum.
Featuring Billie Piper, Druids, Stonehenge, Noel Fielding, Alistair Campbell, Tokyo, Pop-songs, excessive violence, Sean Bean, Idris Elba, David Beckham, Alan Carr, Sandi Toksvig, Danish folksongs, portals and so much more.
Original artwork by Chris R. Wright: @brawlingwithmybiro
Sound design by Matteo Mussetti: @4get2eat
Jasper did nothing. As per.
12. BILLIE PIPER DIMENSION STEPPER - PART 2
Hello there gorgeous creep1
Here we are, once again, with a brand new audio delight. Ready to fling merrily down your ears and run riot round your mind. Aren't you lucky!
In this episode, we hear the second part of the previous episode (duh). So if you haven't listened to Part 1 yet...then obviously do that. Billie Piper and Keeley begin making their way to Stonehenge and some very serious truths are revealed. A horde of celebs are laying in wait for them. And they get some help from a couple of Druids.
Featuring Druids, Stonehenge, Doctor Who, Yerma, Stephen Fry, Alan Carr, Jeremy Clarkson, Idris Elba, Sandi Toksvig, David Baddiel, Frank Skinner and so much more.
Please note, nothing that happens should be taken seriously. Including the very poor impersonations of the celebrities involved. This whole thing is the incoherent rambling of a mad man with a bleach problem. As a result, it shouldn't be listened to by anyone. Including yourself.
Enjoy sexy scumbag and be well.
11. BILLIE PIPER DIMENSION STEPPER - PART 1
Hello gorgeous creeps.
Did you miss me? I have returned to your heads with a marvellous audio delight, featuring none other than former popstar, turned actor, BILLIE PIPER.
In this episode Jasper is getting ready for his annual Bunga-Bunga party and we hear an overly emotional advert for a car. Then we're sucked down the plughole and meet a taxi driver called Keeley, who meets her idol Billie Piper, holding a gun and stood by a burning car with dead celebrities at her feet. This begins a balls to the w adventure through the streets of London and beyond. Involving many famous faces and a conspiracy that will change the world forever. Please note this is only PART 1, you'll have to wait for the rest you naughty minx.
Featuring Billie Piper, Noel Edmonds, London Taxi's, Bunga-Bunga parties, Cars, Masculinity, Russell Brand, Eddie Redmayne, Motorbikes, Conspiracy theories, Silvio Berlusconi, Dame Judi Dench, Tokyo, Doctor Who.
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And please donate https://ko-fi.com/pianoteeth
Sound Designer: Matteo Musetti (@4get2eat)
Original artwork: Chris R. Wright (@chrisrwright)
Hello my sexy scumbags!
Here's another, brand spanking new audio delight for you to trickle into your ears and allow to run riot round your mind. And what a riot it is!
This episode sees a gang of littering youths being chased through the woods by a vengeful forest Goddess. On top of that, Jasper tries to go on strike and I reveal my new crypto-currency. BleachCoin!
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The sound was lovingly designed by Matteo Mussetti (@4get2eat)
And the original artwork was by Chris R. Wright (@chrisrwright)
PLEASE NOTE: Due to the excessively violent and absurd nature of this podcast. It should not be listened to, by anyone.
9. KILL YOUR LANDLORD
When Ayishat & Jolyon get a letter from their landlord, they take matters into their own hands.
A bit crazy..but so inventive and hilarious. Wonderful story telling, terrific language and incredible story lines. VERY FUNNY. Love it.
So good it hurts!!
Totally and utterly absurd storytelling told by a surreal Skelton. Laugh out loud, while giving you the jitters! LOVE THIS PODCAST! More please piano Teeth!!!
Exactly the sort of mind-bending surrealism one needs, especially on those dreary Wednesdays.