Piano Teeth

Piano Teeth
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Piano Teeth

A monthly podcast from Piano Teeth. The voice inside your head. Expect absurd, hilarious and twisted adventures all from the comfort of your own mind. By all means, follow me @the_piano_teeth. And make sure you check me out at www.pianoteeth.co.uk for some extra fun. Go to https://ko-fi.com/pianoteeth to contribute to the bleach fund.

  1. 07/09/2022

    14. MOTORWAY PIRATES

    Hello gorgeous creeps. I am back from a little hiatus with an audio delight, fresh and ready to be dripped into your ears. In this episode we meet Terry. Who has decided to become a Pirate. A land Pirate. The terror of the motorways. He's got a crew, a car and a cannon. What could possibly go wrong? I also explain my hiatus, try and sell you some disgusting sparkling water and teach you how to make friends. Enjoy you sexy scumbags. Website: https://www.pianoteeth.co.uk/ Insta: @the_piano_teeth Bleach Fund: https://ko-fi.com/pianoteeth---- Original artwork by Chris R. Wright @brawlingwithmybiroSound design by Matteo Mussetti @4get2eat

    15 min

  2. 18/11/2021

    13. BILLIE PIPER DIMENSION STEPPER - PART 3

    Hello gorgeous creeps. Here is the final part of the Billie Piper trilogy. In this episode, Billie & Keeley make their way to Stonehenge, where they meet Uther Pendragon and the Druid army. After sacrificing Noel Fielding and activating the stones they then face the celebrity horde for a final showdown that will decide the fate of Earth. Enjoy scum.   Featuring Billie Piper, Druids, Stonehenge, Noel Fielding, Alistair Campbell, Tokyo, Pop-songs, excessive violence, Sean Bean, Idris Elba, David Beckham, Alan Carr, Sandi Toksvig, Danish folksongs, portals and so much more.   Website: https://www.pianoteeth.co.uk/ Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/Manage/Index Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_piano_teeth/ --- Original artwork by Chris R. Wright: @brawlingwithmybiro Sound design by Matteo Mussetti: @4get2eat Jasper did nothing. As per.

    57 min

  3. 06/10/2021

    12. BILLIE PIPER DIMENSION STEPPER - PART 2

    Hello there gorgeous creep1 Here we are, once again, with a brand new audio delight. Ready to fling merrily down your ears and run riot round your mind. Aren't you lucky! In this episode, we hear the second part of the previous episode (duh). So if you haven't listened to Part 1 yet...then obviously do that. Billie Piper and Keeley begin making their way to Stonehenge and some very serious truths are revealed. A horde of celebs are laying in wait for them. And they get some help from a couple of Druids. Featuring Druids, Stonehenge, Doctor Who, Yerma, Stephen Fry, Alan Carr, Jeremy Clarkson, Idris Elba, Sandi Toksvig, David Baddiel, Frank Skinner and so much more. Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/PianoTeeth Website: https://www.pianoteeth.co.uk/ Insta: @the_piano_teeth Please note, nothing that happens should be taken seriously. Including the very poor impersonations of the celebrities involved. This whole thing is the incoherent rambling of a mad man with a bleach problem. As a result, it shouldn't be listened to by anyone. Including yourself. Enjoy sexy scumbag and be well.

    45 min

  4. 06/09/2021

    11. BILLIE PIPER DIMENSION STEPPER - PART 1

    Hello gorgeous creeps.   Did you miss me? I have returned to your heads with a marvellous audio delight, featuring none other than former popstar, turned actor, BILLIE PIPER.   In this episode Jasper is getting ready for his annual Bunga-Bunga party and we hear an overly emotional advert for a car. Then we're sucked down the plughole and meet a taxi driver called Keeley, who meets her idol Billie Piper, holding a gun and stood by a burning car with dead celebrities at her feet. This begins a balls to the w adventure through the streets of London and beyond. Involving many famous faces and a conspiracy that will change the world forever. Please note this is only PART 1, you'll have to wait for the rest you naughty minx.   Featuring Billie Piper, Noel Edmonds, London Taxi's, Bunga-Bunga parties, Cars, Masculinity, Russell Brand, Eddie Redmayne, Motorbikes, Conspiracy theories, Silvio Berlusconi, Dame Judi Dench, Tokyo, Doctor Who.   Follow me on the socials: @the_piano_teeth And please donate https://ko-fi.com/pianoteeth Website: www.pianoteeth.co.uk Sound Designer: Matteo Musetti (@4get2eat) Original artwork: Chris R. Wright (@chrisrwright)

    28 min

  5. 30/06/2021

    10. TREEVENGE

    Hello my sexy scumbags!   Here's another, brand spanking new audio delight for you to trickle into your ears and allow to run riot round your mind. And what a riot it is!   This episode sees a gang of littering youths being chased through the woods by a vengeful forest Goddess. On top of that, Jasper tries to go on strike and I reveal my new crypto-currency. BleachCoin! Follow me on the socials @the_piano_teeth. Send something into the Scribble Gallery : https://www.pianoteeth.co.uk/ Contribute to the bleach fund: https://ko-fi.com/pianoteeth The sound was lovingly designed by Matteo Mussetti (@4get2eat) And the original artwork was by Chris R. Wright (@chrisrwright) PLEASE NOTE: Due to the excessively violent and absurd nature of this podcast. It should not be listened to, by anyone.

    1h 6m

  6. 26/05/2021

    9. KILL YOUR LANDLORD

    When Ayishat & Jolyon get a letter from their landlord, they take matters into their own hands.

    31 min

  7. 19/08/2020

    8. SIR DAVID ATTENBOROUGH'S MAGIC CANS

    Hello Gorgeous Creeps! It is I, Piano Teeth. The voice inside your head. Back once again with a barnstorming audio-delight that will completely and utterly blow your socks off. Unfortunately, I'm going to have to take a short break after this one. You'll hear why but I need to lay low for a little while. But don't worry, I have grown fond of trickling into your ears and I know how much I mean to you. I will be back my sexy scumbags. I will be back. In this episode, I discuss therapy with Jasper the Toad then try and tell the story of Sir David Attenborough's Magic Cans. However, my frequency is hacked by 1 Radio DJ, Dave Chris, who begins trying to take over your brain. I have no choice but to embark on an incredibly dangerous journey, through the radio waves, encountering other Radio DJ's along the way. But Dave Chris has pop sensation Larry Piles in the studio and he's growing stronger and stronger. Will I be able to save your mind in time? Listen and find out. Featuring Sir David Attenborough, Crypto-zoology, Gorilla-Hawks, Gerard Depardieu, The Shipping Forecast, Therapy, Theseus, Breakfast Bing Bong, Mental Health, Celebrities, Graham Norton and so much more. Don't forget to leave a review. And give me a follow @the_piano_teeth If you like what you hear then why not contribute to the bleach fund https://ko-fi.com/pianoteeth And please check out the website https://www.pianoteeth.co.uk/ you'll find all sorts there. Including a gallery of scribblings created by the listeners and inspired by my dulcet tones. Why not send me one yourself? A tidal wave of thanks must be sent to Matteo Mussetti (@4get2eat) for his loving sound design and making all this possible. And to Chris R. Wright (@chrisrwright) for doing mine and Jasper's portrait. Even if it was through blackmail. And I suppose thanks must be sent your way, for putting me in your ears and letting me meander around your mind. Until next time. Be Well! This audio delight is bought to you by Dickie's Meat Drop. Where your meat matters.

    40 min

  8. 14/08/2020

    7. I AM KING ARTHUR

    Hello gorgeous creeps! Here we are once again with a brand new audio delight for you to trickle into your ears. My apologies for the delay in this one. After a big night on the bleach Jasper the Toad swallowed the microphone. Had to wait a couple of days for it to make its way out. And you can't rush these things. In this marvelous episode, we take a departure from the usual and rather than me just telling you a tale, we end up in the midst of three voices, all talking to each other. One of them believes that he's the direct descendent of King Arthur. But who are the other two? And how do you know if you're a King? And what the hell is going on? You'll have to stick this wonderful audio experiment in your ears and find out. Many thanks to Lucy Mangan (@looseymango) for the direction on this one. Without her Jasper would've been all over the place. Her Kit-Kat is in the post. Thanks as ever to Chris R. Wright (@chrisrwright) for his artwork. And Matteo Musetti (@4get2eat) for his sound design. If you like what you hear then please leave a review and share me with your friends. I won't talk about you, I promise. If you want to contribute to the bleach-fund then head on over to https://ko-fi.com/pianoteeth and you can drop some coins in my purse. And please do go and have a look at the scribblings https://www.pianoteeth.co.uk/scribblings sent in by the sexy scumbags that put me in their ears. Why not do one yourself? I love looking at them. Until next time my sexy scumbags. And be well.

    31 min
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A monthly podcast from Piano Teeth. The voice inside your head. Expect absurd, hilarious and twisted adventures all from the comfort of your own mind. By all means, follow me @the_piano_teeth. And make sure you check me out at www.pianoteeth.co.uk for some extra fun. Go to https://ko-fi.com/pianoteeth to contribute to the bleach fund.

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  • Creator
    Piano Teeth
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2022
  • Episodes
    15
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright 2020 Piano Teeth. All rights reserved. Any unauthorised broadcasting, public performance, copying or rerecording will constitute an infringement of copyright.
  • Show Website
    Piano Teeth

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