Steve, Log, Joe, Matt and Gav present the podcast that's the same every week
452: Tuna Spank
Here at Regular Features, we like to push boundaries. That's why we're the first podcast to ever discuss BDSM without giggling or being sick into the microphone. In this episode, Log talks about hardcore leather strap velcro kink sex, then Joe, apparently unaware of the theme, discusses tuna.
Steve, god bless him, is just sort of... there? What a strange boy.
451: Soil My Gigi Hadid
Have you ever wondered how we learned how to do all of our incredible comedy accents? Well in this episode, we'll teach you how! Log is offering every reader a free taster of our five day accent school, which will turn YOU from a "croikey doikey wadda crocodile mister" into a "hey I slappa da calzone outta ya mouth if you don make-a de waltzer go faster, ayyyy wadda disappointing funfair".
Joe makes Gigi and offer she can't Hadid. Steve tips soil into his Xbox. Let's do this, please!
450: The Blimp Episode
The blimp episode!
449: Simon Callow Euro Egg
In this hot little potato wedge of an episode, Joe remembers what it was like back before politics and games journalists ruined E3 and it was all about good, old fashioned eggs. Matt remembers what it was like when it when a hundred million Pikmin were crushed underneath a Ronaldo. And Steve, in an audacious act of sabotage, simply deletes his third of the podcast.
448: Castaway Spider Tofu
Want to feel old? Put your dad's big shoes on and walk around the house saying "where did I put my mortgage in this, the year 1978".
Then listen to Gav discuss the finer points of classic survival-comedy Castaway, which was released in 2000 and challenged a pre-9/11 America to wonder what it would be like if Tom Hanks had a big beard.
What else? Well here is what. Steve threw a block of tofu out of a window. And Log got arachno-curious vis-a-vis having sex with a spider. You can't say we never treat you. You just can't!
447: Secret Pirate Island
I'm on a secret pirate island now, sorry!! Sorry everyone.
In this one, Steve gets his coronavirus vaccination. Joe, desperate to keep up with Steve's trailblazing lifestyle, gets HIS vaccination too. Then Log launches a Regular Features podcast network, just to keep you on your toes.
Bassa Island Game Loop by Kevin MacLeod
Want features? They got em!
Want them on the regular? You can have em!
What more can they do for you? Nothing. That’s all boxes ticked. Don’t be so ungrateful. This podcast absolutely delivers on the promise laid out in the name. Bravo. Oh great couriers of the feature, from your mouths to our ears. Hallelujah
I miss Matt, what has this Skrebels character done with him?
One of the best things that has ever happened to me.
And I’ve been to Alton Towers, so I’m talking high praise here.
A brilliant selection of people, making even brillianter stuff. Top pod.