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Steve, Log, Joe, Matt and Gav struggle heroically to find a feature worth repeating

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    • 4.9, 429 Ratings

Steve, Log, Joe, Matt and Gav struggle heroically to find a feature worth repeating

    398: Juicy Susan's Big Bruisin' Hoochie Mama Singalong

    398: Juicy Susan's Big Bruisin' Hoochie Mama Singalong

    Live show! 8pm BST, June 13th on our YouTube channel.

    We weren't here for you last week, so have a luxurious king size episode on us. Lay down on it baby, roll around, grind your muddy shoes into the sheets and just soak it all up at your own pace. 58 minutes, hoo-whee, that's long enough to make whoever edited it wonder if they left a big chunk of something in there that they shouldn't have.

    Gav's mam's got WhatsApp quibbles, Steve's left glute's got muscle troubles, and Joe's ears have got podcast bubbles. It's Regular Features, ahaaaa. Kept you waiting, huh?

    Sneaky Snitch by Kevin MacLeod
    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4384-sneaky-snitch
    License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    • 58 min
    397: Snooker Loopy

    397: Snooker Loopy

    Pot the reds then screw back for a brand new episode of the hippest podcast on the baize. It's Regular Features, you filthy little pocket botherers, and this week we've gone simply loopers for the ol' spoopers. The snockets, the cue stew, the hot pink smackers. It's SNOOKER baby, and that's all she wrote.

    Log's got a side-gig writing for right-wing journals. Joe is doing the snooker thing I just mentioned. And Steve's been watching too much RuPaul to do anything else of note.

    THANKS TO INCOMPETECH AS USUAL:
    The Entertainer and Gymnopédie No. 1 - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    • 36 min
    396: Stephen Hendry's Birthday Turnips

    396: Stephen Hendry's Birthday Turnips

    Don't you just hate it when you get a duff Kinder Egg and the capsule is just full of matted old hair? Sure, you could try to prop the wiry tuft up next to your completed collection of Tiny Terrapins and pretend that all is well, but it just doesn't fit in, and to be frank, it stinks of petrol.

    Anyway. In this episode, Log recalls the times he met Joe, Steve recalls the time Stephen Hendry was trapped inside his own panic room, and Matt goes nips deep in the stalk market. Hell's bells, let's do this.

    • 44 min
    395: Horns 'n' Hooves

    395: Horns 'n' Hooves

    Here's a nice little edible arrangement for you. BITE into Log's feature about competitive horniness. SUCKLE on Joe's story of an elk in a department store. NIBBLE on Steve's heart-wrenching tale of horseloss. Then give us your biggest smile, because you're on camera baby.

    We're watchin ya!

    • 29 min
    394: The Baby Is Always Bigger On The Other Side

    394: The Baby Is Always Bigger On The Other Side

    You know how you can revive a sleepy bee with a tiny teaspoon of sugar water? That works on us too.

    In fact, why don't you come round when this is all over and pipette some of that sweet shug-shug into our glug-glugs to give us the pep we need to get going in the morning? You have our express permission to appear by our bedside before dawn and intubate us with the holy syrup our bodies demand. It's what friends do.

    In this episode, Steve defrauds Catchphrase and Gav has clapped eyes on a big baby. Things may never return to the way they were.

    Love you.

    • 36 min
    393: Rainbow Boy Workout

    393: Rainbow Boy Workout

    It's more important than ever to keep your mind and body in tip top shape, so this week we bring you the full spectrum of mental and physical stimulation. Log titillates your retinals with his rainbow reviews, Joe speculates your imaginationoids with the peculiar views from his kitchen window, and Steve supplicates your glutinates with his intensive home workout routine.

    Thanks for everything.

    EDM Detection Mode by Kevin MacLeod
    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3687-edm-detection-mode
    License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    • 37 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
429 Ratings

429 Ratings

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Where’s Matt

I miss Matt, what has this Skrebels character done with him?

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One of the best things that has ever happened to me.

And I’ve been to Alton Towers, so I’m talking high praise here.

A brilliant selection of people, making even brillianter stuff. Top pod.

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