Relatively Blonde

Jade Cecilia and Lorri Boyle
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Join cousins Jade and Lorri on Relatively Blonde, where they dish out unfiltered, hilarious, and heartfelt takes on life, love, family, and everything in between. From navigating relationships and careers to sharing their most outrageous family stories, these two are ready to keep it real—and always a little blonde. Whether you’re looking for laughs, relatable moments, or a fresh perspective on everyday chaos, Jade and Lorri bring their candid, no-holds-barred conversations straight to your ears. Get ready for honest talk, a lot of laughs, and maybe a few wild tangents along the way!

  1. 2 days ago

    WE DONE OUR FIRST LIVE SHOW🥹 : Concussed, Nearly Cremated & A Ferret?!

    WE SURVIVED BERLINKYS!!! 😭💗 Our first ever Relatively Blonde live podcast happened and obviously we need to talk about EVERYTHING — including Jade making her grand entrance onto the stage concussed… before nearly being SET ON FIRE. Honestly, could it have gone any other way? We also hear possibly the most chaotic one-night-stand story ever, involving waking up the next morning to find a FERRET at the end of the bed. Yes. A ferret. 😭 Elsewhere, we get into Bonnie Blue, the fact that some of you apparently think this podcast is our full-time job (we wish 😂), and discover that there are men out there GROWLING LIKE DOGS during sex. As always, expect inappropriate oversharing, unbelievable stories and conversations that absolutely nobody could have predicted. Same cousins, same chaos. 🎙️💗 Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content. 😈

  2. 10 Sept

    Did you just FART on my CHIN?! 😭💀

    This week we’re asking the question nobody expected… are we officially a sex podcast now?! 😭💗 We start off comparing our heights before things very quickly descend into farting on chins, snapped banjos and role play. So, you know… a completely normal episode. We also chat Stevie Nicks, Frasers and Braehead, opinionated in-laws and a moving home dilemma that gets us properly divided on relationships, family and how much you should really compromise. As always, expect inappropriate oversharing, questionable opinions and conversations that go wildly off track. Same cousins, same chaos. 🎙️💗 Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content. 😈

  3. 4 Sept

    Beauty Must Haves, Findom Stories & A Midlife Crisis?

    This week there’s only one place we can possibly start… **BERLINKYS IS THIS WEEK!!!** 😭💗 After months of planning, stressing and talking about it approximately 400 times, our first ever Relatively Blonde Takeover is finally here and we genuinely cannot believe it. Before we get too emotional though, Lorri appears to be having what can only be described as a **midlife crisis**, while Jade casually drops a skin hack that might just change your life. We also get into what we’ve been watching lately, including **Legends** and **Interview with the Vampire**, and discuss the latest development nobody saw coming… **Grant being on camera.** 👀 Naturally, things then deteriorate. We share some of the most ridiculous **things you’ve said to get out of sex**, somehow end up having a conversation about **rimjobs**, and compare notes on the various beauty treatments we’ve had over the years — the good, the bad and the ones we probably absolutely did not need. We’re also sharing some of our current **beauty must-haves**, before falling down the absolutely fascinating rabbit hole of **findom stories** and trying to understand a world where people apparently just… give you their money?! And finally, we tackle one of life’s greatest dilemmas: **what do you do when a guy is absolutely gorgeous… but his house is BOGGIN?** Because apparently attraction does, in fact, have limits. As always, expect wildly inappropriate oversharing, questionable opinions and conversations that go in directions none of us could have predicted. **Same cousins, same chaos.** 🎙️💗 Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to **[hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com](mailto:hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com)** Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify & Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle **JOIN BLONDES UNCUT** on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content. 😈

  4. 27 Aug

    Santa Ponsa, Cat In The Hat & Looksmaxxing

    Welcome back to another episode of Relatively Blonde 💖 This week, we’re covering everything from Santa Ponsa and Starbucks orders to looksmaxxing, road rage and some truly questionable things that have been said in the bedroom. So… a very normal episode from us. We kick things off with a catch-up on **Santa Ponsa**, before discussing **Grant’s Patreon appearance** and, for reasons that will make sense when you listen, **Cat in the Hat appearances**. Honestly, don’t ask. We’re also sharing our **current favourite Starbucks drink**, before falling down the rabbit hole that is **looksmaxxing** — what it is, why everyone suddenly seems to be talking about it and whether we’re about to start analysing our facial symmetry for the foreseeable future. Then things take a turn as we discuss the **worst things anyone has ever said to us during sex**… which naturally leads to the discovery of **Jade’s ear kink**. Every week we learn something new about each other, and sometimes we wish we didn’t. From there, we investigate the surprisingly creepy lyrics hiding in **Mickey Mouse Clubhouse**, before moving onto **road rage** and why there is something objectively hilarious about watching someone absolutely lose their mind behind the wheel. And because apparently we enjoy starting arguments over the important issues, we’re settling another debate: **Ice Blast vs ICEE**. There IS a correct answer and we will be taking no further questions. As always, we finish with your dilemmas — and this week we’re getting into the heavier side of relationships. One listener feels like **her boyfriend makes absolutely no effort with her**, which gets us talking about what effort actually looks like in a relationship and when you’re asking for the bare minimum. We’re also chatting about **dealing with break-ups**, surviving that horrible period where everything feels upside down, and **controlling exes** — including the red flags that can sometimes be much easier to recognise once you’re finally out of the relationship. Basically: holidays, kinks, creepy Disney lyrics, caffeine, relationship drama and aggressive driving. Just another week at Relatively Blonde 💋 Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify & Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content.

  5. 20 Aug

    FUNNIEST Episode Yet?!?

    Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify & Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content.

  6. 7 Aug

    Chaos, Controversial Opinions & Chicken Sandwiches

    CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACYhttps://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health This week we kick things off by asking a dangerous question... what opinions do you have that would probably get you cancelled? 😅 Needless to say, things escalate almost immediately. From there, we find ourselves reflecting on visiting the 9/11 Memorial & Museum in New York and why it ended up being one of the most emotional and unforgettable experiences we've ever had. We also chat about Ariana Grande, how much she's changed over the years, and the internet's obsession with analysing every move celebrities make. Elsewhere, we're campaigning to Make Glasgow Emo Again, passionately defend our ultimate meal deal combinations (because yes, there are wrong answers), and Jade finally reveals the tanning routine everyone keeps asking her about. We also get into one listener dilemma from someone whose boyfriend suddenly doesn't trust her after she's lost weight, and another from someone who's heartbroken because their best friend seems to be slowly freezing them out without any explanation. As always, we somehow manage to go from heartfelt conversations to complete nonsense in the space of about thirty seconds... Same cousins, same chaos. 🎙️💗 Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify & Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content.

  7. 30 Jul

    WE SOLD OUT IN FOUR MINUTES!!!🥹

    CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACYhttps://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Welcome back to Relatively Blonde 💋 This week we're feeling very grateful... and only slightly chaotic. We kick things off by celebrating the fact that our very first Berlinkys Takeover sold out in just four minutes (we're still not over it), before giving a very well-deserved shoutout to the one person who probably deserves credit for this podcast existing in the first place - we are looking at you, K! From there, we're talking drag queens, holiday excitement as Jade prepares to live out her Mamma Mia fantasy in Greece, and reminiscing about some of our favourite memories from Vegas and New York. Elsewhere, Lorri reveals that her husband has apparently appointed himself the podcast police, we discuss two shocking stories from America that had us completely speechless, and celebrate the news that Chick-fil-A is finally making its way to Hamilton. We also chat about how surprisingly difficult it can be to make new friends in your twenties and thirties, answer all your questions about the Berlinkys dress code, and ask one very important question: what's the worst gift you've ever received from a partner? As always, we dive into your dilemmas too, including "hey girly" messages, a rather enthusiastic foot fetish, and how to deal with burnout when life starts feeling a little overwhelming. Chaotic, opinionated, and somehow all connected... welcome back to Relatively Blonde. Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify & Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content.

  8. 23 Jul

    Berlinkys Takeover, Toilet Tig & My Boyfriend ghosted me?!

    CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACYhttps://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health This week is a big one... because we're finally spilling all the details about our very first Relatively Blonde Live Takeover at Berlinkys Glasgow! 🥹🪩💗 We chat about how it all came together, what you can expect on the day, and why we're still slightly in disbelief that it's actually happening. Elsewhere, Jade unlocks what might be the world's most niche childhood game (seriously... has anyone else ever played toilet tig?!), we dive into Meta's new AI glasses and debate whether they're the future or just completely terrifying, and take a trip down memory lane reminiscing about World Cup sweepstakes and the unexpected family drama they always seemed to create. We also clear up one very important rumour... Jade is not pregnant. 😂 Lorri gets a little emotional reflecting on her kids growing up and coming to terms with knowing she's finished having babies, before the conversation quickly descends into the story of Jade modelling a straw hat while completely bollock naked... as it does. We answer some of your questions, including what it would actually take for the two of us to fall out, before getting into why weddings seem to send otherwise normal people completely off the rails. We also chat about society's obsession with timelines - moving in together, getting married, having children - and why so many people feel pressured to hit certain milestones by a certain age. Plus, we finish with one of your listener dilemmas: what would you do if your boyfriend of four years suddenly ghosted you without any explanation? Same cousins, same chaos... just another week of oversharing. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify & Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content.

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4.9
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Join cousins Jade and Lorri on Relatively Blonde, where they dish out unfiltered, hilarious, and heartfelt takes on life, love, family, and everything in between. From navigating relationships and careers to sharing their most outrageous family stories, these two are ready to keep it real—and always a little blonde. Whether you’re looking for laughs, relatable moments, or a fresh perspective on everyday chaos, Jade and Lorri bring their candid, no-holds-barred conversations straight to your ears. Get ready for honest talk, a lot of laughs, and maybe a few wild tangents along the way!

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  • Creator
    Jade Cecilia and Lorri Boyle
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    79
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Jade Cecilia and Lorri Boyle
  • Show Website
    Relatively Blonde