Relatively Blonde

Jade Cecilia and Lorri Boyle
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Join cousins Jade and Lorri on Relatively Blonde, where they dish out unfiltered, hilarious, and heartfelt takes on life, love, family, and everything in between. From navigating relationships and careers to sharing their most outrageous family stories, these two are ready to keep it real—and always a little blonde. Whether you’re looking for laughs, relatable moments, or a fresh perspective on everyday chaos, Jade and Lorri bring their candid, no-holds-barred conversations straight to your ears. Get ready for honest talk, a lot of laughs, and maybe a few wild tangents along the way!

  1. 6 days ago

    WE SOLD OUT IN FOUR MINUTES!!!🥹

    CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACYhttps://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Welcome back to Relatively Blonde 💋 This week we're feeling very grateful... and only slightly chaotic. We kick things off by celebrating the fact that our very first Berlinkys Takeover sold out in just four minutes (we're still not over it), before giving a very well-deserved shoutout to the one person who probably deserves credit for this podcast existing in the first place - we are looking at you, K! From there, we're talking drag queens, holiday excitement as Jade prepares to live out her Mamma Mia fantasy in Greece, and reminiscing about some of our favourite memories from Vegas and New York. Elsewhere, Lorri reveals that her husband has apparently appointed himself the podcast police, we discuss two shocking stories from America that had us completely speechless, and celebrate the news that Chick-fil-A is finally making its way to Hamilton. We also chat about how surprisingly difficult it can be to make new friends in your twenties and thirties, answer all your questions about the Berlinkys dress code, and ask one very important question: what's the worst gift you've ever received from a partner? As always, we dive into your dilemmas too, including "hey girly" messages, a rather enthusiastic foot fetish, and how to deal with burnout when life starts feeling a little overwhelming. Chaotic, opinionated, and somehow all connected... welcome back to Relatively Blonde. Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify & Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content.

  2. 23 Jul

    Berlinkys Takeover, Toilet Tig & My Boyfriend ghosted me?!

    CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACYhttps://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health This week is a big one... because we're finally spilling all the details about our very first Relatively Blonde Live Takeover at Berlinkys Glasgow! 🥹🪩💗 We chat about how it all came together, what you can expect on the day, and why we're still slightly in disbelief that it's actually happening. Elsewhere, Jade unlocks what might be the world's most niche childhood game (seriously... has anyone else ever played toilet tig?!), we dive into Meta's new AI glasses and debate whether they're the future or just completely terrifying, and take a trip down memory lane reminiscing about World Cup sweepstakes and the unexpected family drama they always seemed to create. We also clear up one very important rumour... Jade is not pregnant. 😂 Lorri gets a little emotional reflecting on her kids growing up and coming to terms with knowing she's finished having babies, before the conversation quickly descends into the story of Jade modelling a straw hat while completely bollock naked... as it does. We answer some of your questions, including what it would actually take for the two of us to fall out, before getting into why weddings seem to send otherwise normal people completely off the rails. We also chat about society's obsession with timelines - moving in together, getting married, having children - and why so many people feel pressured to hit certain milestones by a certain age. Plus, we finish with one of your listener dilemmas: what would you do if your boyfriend of four years suddenly ghosted you without any explanation? Same cousins, same chaos... just another week of oversharing. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify & Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content.

  3. 16 Jul

    The Bare Minimum, Katie Price & A Family Feud

    CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACYhttps://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Another week, another episode, and somehow we've managed to cram even more chaos into one conversation than usual. 💁🏼‍♀️✨ This week, we're catching you up on what we've been up to before discussing the hilarious (and slightly unhinged) things proud mums do, the latest Katie Price and Peter Andre headlines, this year's Love Island, and the Rupert Lowe controversy. We also play an unexpectedly difficult game of "guess who died", confess just how overdue our dentist appointments really are, and debate whether there's an age where you'd actually choose to stop ageing if you could. Elsewhere, Lorri explains why she somehow ended up in a Norway football strip, we chat about Netflixs maternal instinct , and we get into a surprisingly thought-provoking conversation about the death penalty and the latest Conor McGregor headlines. Of course, things wouldn't be Relatively Blonde without taking a complete left turn. We share the times you've accepted the absolute bare minimum in relationships, introduce you to the internet's infamous papaya eating contest (search it at your own risk 👀), discuss the news surrounding Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce getting married, and react to a family fallout that all started over a scratchcard. Plus, we wrap things up with one of your listener dilemmas: what would you do if you were happily married... but couldn't stop thinking about an old crush? Same cousins, same chaos... just another week of oversharing. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify & Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content.

  4. 9 Jul

    Work wives, Road Rage & Rotten Hygiene 🤢

    CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes are back behind the microphones with plenty to catch you up on. 💁🏼‍♀️✨ This week kicks off with what can only be described as a riveting conversation about… bins. Don’t ask us how we got there, because we honestly couldn’t tell you. From there, we tackle one of life’s biggest unanswered questions - what actually came first, the chicken or the egg? Naturally, we end up creating a brand-new conspiracy theory along the way. We also dive into our biggest turn-offs, from poor hygiene to the little things people do that instantly give us the ick. Jade shares a road rage encounter that left her completely stunned, and we discuss why some people are just far too comfortable shouting at strangers. We’ve also been watching some brilliant TV lately, so we’re sharing our latest recommendations, before chatting about the new GLP-1 weight loss pill that’s on the horizon and what we think it could mean. As always, we get into your dilemmas, including one listener wondering how to handle their partner’s work wife, alongside plenty more friendship drama, messy situations, and advice that should probably come with a disclaimer. Same cousins, same chaos… just another week of oversharing. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify & Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content.

  5. 2 Jul

    Turn ons, Toxic Workplaces & Trips To The Spa

    CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes are back behind the microphones with plenty to catch you up on. 💁🏼‍♀️✨ This week, we're talking all things spa days as we settle the age-old debate: facials or massages... which one is actually worth the money? We also spill all the tea from our night at the Scottish Podcast Awards, where we were absolutely over the moon to receive Highly Commended in our category (still not over it 🥹). From there, things take their usual chaotic turn as we debate Spotify vs Apple Music, Lorri spirals over her gummy smile injection disaster, and we chat about toxic workplaces, surviving nightmare jobs, and the lessons they taught us. We also discuss Summer Sessions in Glasgow, share our biggest tips for anyone thinking about starting out on social media, and reveal our biggest non-physical turn-ons and turn-offs. Plus, we finally get to the bottom of why Craig apparently hates us, before wrapping things up with your never ending dilemmas - questionable situations, messy relationships, and advice that's probably worth taking... most of the time. Same cousins, same chaos... just another week of oversharing. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com](mailto:hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com) Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify & Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle JOIN **BLONDES UNCUT** on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content.

  6. 25 Jun

    World Cup, 'Would You Rather' & Embarrassing Sex Stories!

    CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health This week, the blondes are back with absolutely no plan, plenty of opinions, and several conversations that probably should've stayed in the group chat 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ We kick things off with Craig Ferguson, who successfully completed his walk across America and raised £1 million for SAMH - iconic, emotional, and honestly making the rest of us feel incredibly lazy. From there, we get into the World Cup, American football chants, and the fascinating cultural differences that somehow leave us more confused than informed. Somewhere in between, we answer your questions and tackle your "would you rather" scenarios, which quickly reveal far more about us than we would've liked. Naturally, things take a slightly deeper turn as Jade shares her thoughts on comparison being the thief of joy, before immediately balancing things out by telling us about a near-death experience involving a golf club. We also discuss one listener's discovery that their best friend is secretly trolling people on social media, and honestly? The evidence is compelling. And because no episode is complete without a healthy dose of second-hand embarrassment, we read your most awkward sex stories — the unfortunate moments, the unexpected disasters, and the tales that should probably remain confidential forever. Of course, we also get into your listener dilemmas - messy situations, questionable decisions, and advice delivered with the confidence of people who absolutely don't have the answers. Expect unnecessary tangents, strong opinions, accidental life lessons, and at least one point where we completely forget what we were originally talking about. Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more concerned for our own wellbeing this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

  7. 18 Jun

    Bonnie Blue, Baby Midas & The Downfall of Susanna Reid

    CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health The blondes are back for another week of oversharing, unnecessary opinions, and conversations that start in one place and end somewhere completely different 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week, Lorri explains why she didn't end up going to Florida after all - and surprisingly, why she's actually totally okay with it. Meanwhile, she's made up for it by booking an extra night in Vegas for her upcoming solo trip, because apparently we're entering our spontaneous era. From there, Jade debriefs us on seeing Take That in concert, and we discuss the important cultural moments that shaped a generation (and yes, we're including middle-aged men in matching outfits). Naturally, things take a turn as we get into Susanna Reid's comments about Scotland's bank holiday, because nothing gets us fired up quite like someone commenting on Scotland from afar. We also unpack FaceTime's new crackdown on nudity and ask the very important question: how exactly are they policing that? Before diving into Bonnie Blue's latest antics and debating whether she's finally gone too far this time. Somewhere in between the chaos, we react to Molly-Mae and Tommy finally revealing their baby's name, and read your stories about the worst places you've ever been caught doing something you absolutely shouldn't have been doing... which, as you'd expect, are both horrifying and hilarious. And of course, it wouldn't be Relatively Blonde without your listener dilemmas - messy situations, questionable choices, and advice delivered with the confidence of people who have absolutely no business giving it. Expect strong opinions, unnecessary tangents, moments of second-hand embarrassment, and at least one point where we completely lose track of how we got onto the topic. Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more nosy this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

  8. 11 Jun

    Cults, Chaos & Cursed Movies

    CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Against all odds, another week has passed and the blondes have somehow found themselves back behind the microphones - armed with opinions, questionable stories, and absolutely no intention of staying on topic 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week we celebrate hitting 300 Patreon besties (which genuinely blows our minds), before immediately derailing the episode by letting you hear some of the sound bites Grant has been creating behind the scenes. You're welcome. Or we're sorry. The jury's still out. From there, we take a trip down memory lane discussing Bacardi Breezers and whether they deserve a cultural comeback, before asking the important question: should we bring back the vlogs? Because apparently we haven't embarrassed ourselves enough on the internet already… Naturally, things spiral into sharing some of our most embarrassing moments, creating homemade Guess Who games, and discussing the infamous Back Rooms conspiracy - because no episode is complete without at least one internet rabbit hole. We also get into horror movies, cursed films, and whether we're brave enough to actually watch any of them without sleeping with the lights on afterwards. Somewhere in between the chaos, we tackle your dilemmas, including one listener who genuinely thinks her boyfriend might be in a cult, and another involving a Home Bargains DNA test that raises far more questions than answers. And then because we simply cannot behave ourselves, we end up discussing whether sex can actually be too intimate - a conversation that somehow becomes far deeper than anyone intended. Expect strong opinions, unnecessary tangents, moments of second-hand embarrassment, and at least one point where we completely lose control of the conversation. Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more cursed this week. Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

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Join cousins Jade and Lorri on Relatively Blonde, where they dish out unfiltered, hilarious, and heartfelt takes on life, love, family, and everything in between. From navigating relationships and careers to sharing their most outrageous family stories, these two are ready to keep it real—and always a little blonde. Whether you’re looking for laughs, relatable moments, or a fresh perspective on everyday chaos, Jade and Lorri bring their candid, no-holds-barred conversations straight to your ears. Get ready for honest talk, a lot of laughs, and maybe a few wild tangents along the way!

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  • Creator
    Jade Cecilia and Lorri Boyle
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    73
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Jade Cecilia and Lorri Boyle
  • Show Website
    Relatively Blonde

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