Relatively Blonde

Jade Cecilia and Lorri Boyle
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Join cousins Jade and Lorri on Relatively Blonde, where they dish out unfiltered, hilarious, and heartfelt takes on life, love, family, and everything in between. From navigating relationships and careers to sharing their most outrageous family stories, these two are ready to keep it real—and always a little blonde. Whether you’re looking for laughs, relatable moments, or a fresh perspective on everyday chaos, Jade and Lorri bring their candid, no-holds-barred conversations straight to your ears. Get ready for honest talk, a lot of laughs, and maybe a few wild tangents along the way!

  1. 3 DAYS AGO

    CHAOTIC CONVERSATIONS with… ABBIE BLYTH 💕

    It’s a brand new week and the blondes are back — still over-caffeinated, wildly under-qualified, and once again far too confident to be given microphones 💁🏼‍♀️✨ This week we’re joined by a very special guest for chaotic conversations — the iconic Abbie Blyth. Naturally, the episode immediately dissolves into unregulated girl chat as we talk about all things life, love, and the lessons that arrive whether you asked for them or not. Abbie spills on her recent house move, the realities of influencing in the wild, and what it’s actually like running a business while the internet watches your every move. Somewhere between the moving boxes, brand deals, and life admin, we also spiral into the usual existential debates, questionable advice, and moments of self-reflection that may or may not be useful to anyone. Expect unfiltered opinions, mildly chaotic storytelling, life chats that feel like a group therapy session no one is qualified to host, and at least one moment where we realise we’ve probably overshared. Same cousins, same chaos — just with an extra blonde in the mix this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋 Follow Abbie - ​⁠ Abbie's Instagrams; *@abbieblyth* *@theblyhome* *@blylabel*

    1h 27m

  2. 6 MAR

    Bonnie Blue, Phallic Mic Covers & Other Peoples Pets 🙄

    It’s a new week and the blondes are back - over-caffeinated, under-qualified, and medically unfit to hold this many opinions 💁🏼‍♀️✨ This episode, Jade and Lorri unpack the internet chaos surrounding Bonnie Blue being pregnant (the timeline? the lore? the group chat reactions?), before spiralling into one of life’s biggest scientific mysteries: why are yawns contagious and why does it only take one person to start a full domino effect of exhaustion? We also take a concerned but deeply unserious look at The Osbournes and ask the question that’s been haunting us - why does Kelly look… unwell? Is it rockstar residue? Is it rich-people lighting? Is it vibes? We investigate (loosely). Somehow we then pivot into why Gary Barlow is, in fact, OFFENSIVE. Is it justified? (YES) Is it projection? (MAYBE) Is it something from 2003 we’ve never emotionally processed? (You decide) And of course, we must disclose that Lorri was deep in her luteal phase this week and causing minor societal disruption with every sentence that left her mouth. No thought was regulated. No one was safe. Emotional stability was not invited. Expect fake science, hormonal hostility, cultural commentary no one asked for, and at least one opinion that could get us gently escorted off daytime television. Same cousins, same chaos, just slightly more hormonal this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

    1h 4m

  3. 27 FEB

    Drama at the BAFTA's, Poor Punch & Frat House Hazing

    It’s Friday and your blonde besties are back - armed with opinions, zero legal training, and absolutely no intention of staying in our lane 💁🏼‍♀️✨ This episode, Jade and Lorri unpack the BAFTAs drama (because why is there always a scandal when celebrities put on formalwear?), deep dive into the Prince Andrew arrest discourse and even touch on the never-ending Epstein island mess… allegedly, hypothetically, in Minecraft 👀 Naturally, we couldn’t ignore the Selena Gomez conspiracy currently doing laps on your For You Page...are we detectives? No. Will that stop us? Also no. We also discuss “punch the monkey” (don’t ask, just emotionally prepare), expose some truly feral fraternity hazing rituals, and share the things you genuinely could not pay us to do. Not for love. Not for money. Not even for a blue tick. Expect conspiracy spirals, mild FBI watchlist behaviour, fake legal disclaimers, and at least one take that will have someone typing in ALL CAPS!! Same cousins, same chaos - just slightly more concerned about surveillance this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com](mailto:hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com) Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content: [https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink](https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink) 💋

    1h 11m

  4. 20 FEB

    Pet Hates, Grand Openings & Stalker Vibes

    It’s a new week and the blondes are back - once again prioritising vibes over good decisions 💁🏼‍♀️✨ This episode, Jade and Lorri debrief on grand openings (why are they always so dramatic?), confess their ultimate pet hates (some of you are going to feel personally attacked), and get into all things Valentine’s Day - the good, the bad, and the BASKETS? 💌 Of course, they couldn’t ignore the latest villa antics on Love Island - because at this point they deserve honorary producer credits — and for the first time ever… we have a dilemma from a straight male 👀 Yes. The demographic is expanding. Growth. Evolution. Expect opinions, mild outrage, unnecessary spirals and at least one take that will divide the group chat. Same cousins, same energy, just louder, pettier, and now taking submissions from the boys. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content: https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

    1h 14m

  5. 13 FEB

    Love Island, Lucy Letby & Panty-Infused Vodka

    It’s a new week and the blondes are back, once again choosing chaos over peace 💁🏼‍♀️ In this episode Jade and Lorri get stuck into the Lucy Letby case (because of course we had thoughts), unpack the latest Love Island drama like seasoned villa analysts, and react to Molly-Mae’s pregnancy news in real time 👀 They also discuss getting banned from TikTok Live (iconic behaviour, allegedly), debate the ethics of panty-infused vodka (yes, unfortunately that’s a real sentence), and spiral into the dark corners of Tattle Life. Naturally, several opinions are formed. And shared. Loudly. Same cousins, same chaos — just hotter takes, deeper spirals, and absolutely zero media training. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

    1h 7m

  6. 6 FEB

    Ball Busters, Wedding Food & Elvis is ALIVE?!?

    Another week, another episode, and the blondes are back doing what they do best - absolutely nothing calmly 💁🏼‍♀️ In this episode Jade and Lorri talk ball busters, the strange appeal of hurricane shots, and dissect wedding food like it’s a personal attack on their wellbeing 👰🍸 They also unpack the Grammys red carpet looks, question whether Elvis is actually alive and well, and dive headfirst into your listener dilemmas that once again confirm we are living in a lawless society. Naturally, several spirals occur... Same cousins, same chaos - just worse decisions, unhinged theories, and absolutely zero growth. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content: https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

    1h 9m

  7. 30 JAN

    Family Feuds, Molly Mae & Men Past Their Prime 🫣

    It’s a new week and the blondes are back, once again choosing chaos over peace 💁🏼‍♀️ In this episode Jade and Lorri get stuck into Molly-Mae behind it all, unpack the Traitors final like it’s a crime scene, and attempt to understand what on earth is going on with the Beckham family 👀 They also debate age ranges in dating (with very strong opinions), discuss the rise of old shaggers, and dive into your juicy listener dilemmas that prove men are still… men. Naturally, several spirals occur. Same cousins, same chaos - just hotter takes, messier dilemmas, and absolutely zero growth. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

    1h 3m

  8. 23 JAN

    Love Island Takes, Listener Questions & A Wild Dating Dilemma

    It’s a new week and the blondes are back and diving headfirst into absolute chaos.In this episode Jade and Lorri unpack all things Love Island, spiral over Matthew Morrison, and revisit the Woodlands disaster of 2007 (yes, that one) 😂 They also answer your juicy listener questions, tackle a truly unhinged dating dilemma involving a father and son, and generally question every life choice along the way. Same cousins, same chaos - just with worse decisions and even fewer boundaries. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content : https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

    1h 6m
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5
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25 Ratings

About

Join cousins Jade and Lorri on Relatively Blonde, where they dish out unfiltered, hilarious, and heartfelt takes on life, love, family, and everything in between. From navigating relationships and careers to sharing their most outrageous family stories, these two are ready to keep it real—and always a little blonde. Whether you’re looking for laughs, relatable moments, or a fresh perspective on everyday chaos, Jade and Lorri bring their candid, no-holds-barred conversations straight to your ears. Get ready for honest talk, a lot of laughs, and maybe a few wild tangents along the way!

Information

  • Creator
    Jade Cecilia and Lorri Boyle
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    54
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Jade Cecilia and Lorri Boyle
  • Show Website
    Relatively Blonde

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