The Dorota Diaries: A Gossip Girl Podcast

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Talea and Maria walk you through the 2007 CW original show Gossip Girl.

28 Aug

S2E25 - The Goodbye Gossip Girl

Vitamin C tried her darndest, but she could never have prepared us for THIS graduation. It's time we bid adieu to the Constance Billard-St. Jude Class of 2009. Serena declares war on Gossip Girl after she gifts all of our pals with superlatives that really weren't that bad? We're still confused as to why this, of all acts, is what sends Serena over the edge. Meanwhile, Chuck continues to run away from Blair's loving embrace. Our girl is tough, but how much more can she really take of this torture?! We know our hearts simply cannot do this much longer. In other news, Nate is just kind of there, but he is hot and Dan misses high school (allegedly). Go chill that bottle of Dom, Upper East Siders. '09 SO FINE forever, bayBEE!!! Send us Fan Mail Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) Theme Song & Editing by Talea Spotify Playlist: The Dorota Diaries: a Gossip Girl Playlist
18 Aug

S2E24 - Valley Girls

Put that Porsche top down, cuz we are cruising down a Malibu highway! It's 1983, y'all. For some reason, the penultimate episode of season 2 is primarily dedicated to finding out why Lily is the way she is. And, you guessed it, it's because she had shitty parents and no sense of stability in her formative years! Join us as we fully immerse ourselves in a cartoon version of the 80s and help us mourn the spinoff that never was. In the present: prison, prom, and princesses - oh my! Will S get out of jail? Will B be Prom Queen? Will C make us cry with his (gasp) generosity and support? You'll just have to hit play to get answers to these pressing questions. Editor's Note: We had some recording technical difficulties, but it didn't last very long. Sorry about that, Upper East Siders! Send us Fan Mail Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) Theme Song & Editing by Talea Spotify Playlist: The Dorota Diaries: a Gossip Girl Playlist
31 Jul

S2E23 - The Wrath of Con

Samantha James once said: "Forgiveness is more than saying sorry." Georgina, are you listening, girl? 'Cuz Samantha is right!! G is back, and she is on an apology tour sponsored by Jesus. Blair won't accept her apologies, but she WILL accept her help in revenge conning that raggedy ol' Poppy and her geriatric-looking boyfriend! The Non-Judging Breakfast Club™ is back together and my god does it feel so good. Serena and Lily are at odds about how to deal with the Satellites O'er Africa scandal, and we know from history that this may not turn out very well... In other news, Rufus plans to pop the question. Will Lily say yes a 5th time? Eh, who are we kidding. We don't really care. Send us Fan Mail Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) Theme Song & Editing by Talea Spotify Playlist: The Dorota Diaries: a Gossip Girl Playlist
17 Jul

S2E22 - Southern Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

Gabriel and Poppy are BACK on the Upper East Side to shake things up by taking advantage of a pathetic middle-aged former rockstar and a beautiful teenager who is not exactly known for her common sense skills. You know who does have common sense? Queen B! She's onto that shady southerner Gabriel and is on a mission to FIND HIS SECRETS. Dan's writing mentor would be so proud of her. In less important news, Nate and Chuck try to claim their territory with Blair (gross), Dan ain't gettin' into Yale (sad), and Georgina returns (ominous). And what the hell is butter, anyway?! Send us Fan Mail Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) Theme Song & Editing by Talea Spotify Playlist: The Dorota Diaries: a Gossip Girl Playlist
23 Jun

S2E21 - Seder Anything

Baruch Atah Ay Dios Mio! This episode is absolutely hilarious—we swear it! Serena is back from Espana, now a married teenager to a man who is at least 30 years old. Blair has, for some reason, given up on college altogether and her aspirations have pivoted to that of a junior committee member and a bridesmaid? Dan is a cater-waiter (and not a very good one). Nate is beefing (again) with the van der Bilt family. Jenny is beefing with Chuck (100% makes sense). Perhaps the rain in Spain does indeed stay mainly on the plain. Uncork the Rioja, Upper East Siders! It's time we take a siesta. Send us Fan Mail Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) Theme Song & Editing by Talea Spotify Playlist: The Dorota Diaries: a Gossip Girl Playlist
5 Jun

S2E20 - Remains of the J

You are cordially invited to Jenny's Super Sweet 16 Party! Wait, this is a birthday? We had no idea because Serena didn't tell us. Serena is trying to get herself back on the map by throwing a party for Jenny, as she's been too busy being a teenager (the horror!) while Poppy Lifton has been climbing the social ladder that S left behind. Meanwhile, there's trouble in paradise for Nate and Vanessa (RIP), much to Blair's excitement. As they say in 2009, you know how that ended up for 'ol Brad and Jennifer. Good luck, V! Long live Angelina (all according to Blair). Get out those board games and a bowl of Rufus' chili slop, Upper East Siders! This one is bound to be a rager. Send us Fan Mail Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) Theme Song & Editing by Talea Spotify Playlist: The Dorota Diaries: a Gossip Girl Playlist
13 May

S2E19 - The Grandfather

Blair's crashout is still underway, Upper East Siders. It's very entertaining to watch our very own B shed her uptight skin just a little bit, but it begs the question, Where the heck is her mother? In other news, the van der Bilt's family reunion weekend is happening and Nate is convinced by Vanessa, Dan, and his cousin, Tripp, to attend. Grandfather finally has Nate back in his manipulative little paws again and tries to all of a sudden pretend like he is proud of him and didn't just spend half the year allowing him to live in a home without electricity and heat. SMDH. Now we pose the question: Would you choose Pierogi Tour 2009 or an internship at the NYC mayor's office? Seriously, please answer this. Nate can't make any decisions. In even MORE important news, Lily has slept with both Trent Reznor and Slash. Also, MAUREEN is here. Legendary all around. Send us Fan Mail Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) Theme Song & Editing by Talea Spotify Playlist: The Dorota Diaries: a Gossip Girl Playlist
21 Apr

S2E18 - The Age of Dissonance

Clear your calendars, Upper East Siders. We're heading to the theater! We have front row seats to the calamity that is the students of Constance Billard-St. Jude's ruining up-and-coming director, Julian's, vision of "The Age of Innocence". This would have never happened with Mary Jane Watson at the helm. Meanwhile, Ms. Carr continues to infuriate us, Rufus, and NOW even Dan. Some good news: we are pretty sure Vanessa's documentary about this hilarious process will get her into Cannes. Let's see if she can get tickets for us and a few of our closest friends (aka y'all). Send us Fan Mail Follow us on Instagram (@DorotaDiaries) or shoot us an email at ykyloveus@gmail.com. Art by Maria (@markacarbondale) Theme Song & Editing by Talea Spotify Playlist: The Dorota Diaries: a Gossip Girl Playlist

Talea and Maria walk you through the 2007 CW original show Gossip Girl.

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Talea & Maria
Years Active

2021 - 2026
Episodes

43
Rating

Explicit
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