41 episodes
Small Fictions Small Fictions
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5.0 • 3 Ratings
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Best mates Ryan, Alex and Elliot write three brand new comedy short stories every week and submit them to a real-life English teacher for grading. If you love comedy podcasts and funny stories we'd love it if you gave us a quick listen.
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S02 Ep10 - Comedy and Season Finale
What a finale! Here are the lyrics for 'A Bee Done It':
Pants came down
Knob fell out
People screamin
Runnin all about
It weren't my fault bruv ya got to believe me
I had to pull my pants down mate a bee stung my weeny (weeny)
I was transporting it back to its hive
Shoved it down my pants not gonna lie
What shocked me is it stung my bell end
Not the shaft or either of my nutsacks
Just the bell end mate it hurt like a butt slap (butt slap)
Pants came down
Knob fell out
People screamin
Runnin all about
The manager from boots called the cops
before i knew it i was surrounded
i was screamin "please have mercy my knob's took a pounding" (pounding)
They didn't care, told me to pull up my underwear
I said mate, are you having a laugh
You seen the size of my knob it looks like a giraffe
It's all swollen yeah from the bee sting
ain't you been listening bruv it's all I've been sayin
Pants came down
Knob fell out
People screamin
Runnin all about
Look, bottom line is the cops opened fire
I screamed "a bee done it, I'm not a liar!"
shot grazed my knob, shot grazed my gob
i got real scared man, started prayin to god
Cops ran out of bullets so i took my chance
boarded the ferry to calais, france
in france it's great: nudity is fine
it won't go on my record as another sex crime (sex crime)
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Bonus - Future Diary
Pretty easy to imagine the future it turns out.
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S02 Ep09 - Fables
The scoreboard gets TENSE in the penultimate episode.
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Bonus - Gangsters
Things get very Sopranos this week.
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S02 Ep08 - Cyberpunk
Getting alllll futuristic this week.
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Bonus - Candy
See you in hell, candy boys!
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