45 episodes

“Build your planet, keep in line… also clones."


Stellar Firma is a weekly Science Fiction, Comedy podcast following the misadventures of Stellar Firma Ltd.'s highest born but lowest achieving planetary designer Trexel Geistman and his bewildered clone assistant David 7. Join them each episode as they attempt to take listener submissions and craft them into the galaxy's most luxurious, most expensive and most questionably designed bespoke planets.
However, with Trexel's corporate shark of a line manager Hartro Piltz breathing down their necks and I.M.O.G.E.N., the station's omnipresent and omniinvasive stationwide A.I. monitoring those necks to within 3 decimal places, they'll be lucky to make it a week before being slurried and recycled into raw human resources.


New episodes every Friday!


For more information, visit www.rustyquill.com

Stellar Firma Rusty Quill

    • Comedy

“Build your planet, keep in line… also clones."


Stellar Firma is a weekly Science Fiction, Comedy podcast following the misadventures of Stellar Firma Ltd.'s highest born but lowest achieving planetary designer Trexel Geistman and his bewildered clone assistant David 7. Join them each episode as they attempt to take listener submissions and craft them into the galaxy's most luxurious, most expensive and most questionably designed bespoke planets.
However, with Trexel's corporate shark of a line manager Hartro Piltz breathing down their necks and I.M.O.G.E.N., the station's omnipresent and omniinvasive stationwide A.I. monitoring those necks to within 3 decimal places, they'll be lucky to make it a week before being slurried and recycled into raw human resources.


New episodes every Friday!


For more information, visit www.rustyquill.com

    Episode 31 - Shells and Shame

    Episode 31 - Shells and Shame

    Episode 31

    Shells and Shame

    CLIENT - Kaldor the Chitinous

    The client(s) is/are interested in a planet to reflect their hard outer shell and rich inner life. Suggested sales tactics: emotional blackmail, lean in to immorality, ignore personal promises, clean Perkins, burn down the school, shuck the client, *ANOMALY* bio-facsimile leading the meeting. May Board have mercy on their souls.

    Content warning for:
    - Comedic violence
    - Emotional abuse
    - Alcoholism.

    Special thanks to HRH Aranelle for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Mal Ossowicki, Nikki H, Hayden J, Marcela 'hi mom' Garcia, Oren Benshabat, Ida, Adrian Mercer-Garber, Sammy, Han Mallek, Caroline Rivard, Mammon, Lauren Rowlands, charlie laurel, Brie, Rachel Penabade, Carrie Coada, 2impostors, Elias Soper, Casey Rae, Armando DiCianno.

    If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill

    Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
    Produced by Lowri Ann Davies and Katie Seaton
    Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

    Performances:
    I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
    David 7: Ben Meredith
    Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

    Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux
    Music: Samuel DF Jones
    Artwork: Anika Khan

    Featured SFX: previously credited artists via freesound.org.

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    • 25 min
    ANNOUNCEMENT - RQ Streams!

    ANNOUNCEMENT - RQ Streams!

    It's time for a new video project - RQ Streams - with Mike LeBeau (Head of Video; Tim Stoker) and Anil Godigamuwe (Community Manager) as your guides & fellow explorers through the worlds of gaming! And thank you so much to everyone for your support to make things like this possible!


    Join us weekly on Saturdays, at 3pm GMT - starting 25th January 2020 - at www.twitch.tv/rusty_quill !


    Music: "The Messenger" by Silent Partner via the Youtube Audio Library


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    • 1 min
    Episode 30 - Logic and Line Managers

    Episode 30 - Logic and Line Managers

    Episode 30

    Logic and Line Managers

    CLIENT - Sales Review

    ALERT - NO SALES LINE MANAGER LOCATED FOR CITIZEN EMPLOYEE T. GEISMAN (ID 362884) AND BIO FACSIMILE DAVID 7 (ID 95847335). ASSESSING HUMAN RESOURCE DISTRIBUTION…PROMOTION APPROVED, REROUTING LINE MANAGER.

    Content warning for:
    - Comedic violence
    - Emotional abuse
    - Alcoholism

    Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Jay Grace, Lena, Noj Strebor, handlebarlan, Green-nosed Mule, Charles Lambing, anajinn, Justine Silving, Zach Hoffman, Potato, Nikki Bee, Kayleigh Banyard, Jessica Witt, Geo, Maria, Laura Toh, Bethany King, Birdy Nelson, Patricia Keith & Hall of Mirrors Artworks.

    If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill

    Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
    Produced by Lowri Ann Davies and Katie Seaton
    Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

    Performances:
    I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
    David 7: Ben Meredith
    Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
    Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

    Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux
    Music: Samuel DF Jones
    Artwork: Anika Khan

    Featured SFX by previously credited artists via freesound.org.

    Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.

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    EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com

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    • 26 min
    Episode 29 - Commerce and Candy

    Episode 29 - Commerce and Candy

    Episode 29

    Commerce and Candy

    CLIENT - Fugatissiman and/or Archexianniam

    The client(s) is/are interested in a birthday party planet for their niece, Rosie Nix (they are turning 6). Suggested sales tactics: by decree of Trexel the Mighty, exploit work/life unbalance, withhold things wanted, upselling.

    Content Warning for:
    - Comedic violence
    - Emotional Abuse
    - Alcoholism

    Special thanks to Molly & Emily for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Spooooky, Kate Talbot, Lisa K., Jari Thorup Palo, Lou Harrison, Elliot, Claudia Howard, Amanda Lord, Sarah Cavanagh, Jessica Freeman, Freshcat, dog, Elizabeth Kalbacher, Aine Morgan, Corvin J Lyn, Kit, Cody Wolfe, Iris Lazuli, Sparr, Carrie LeClair

    If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill

    Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
    Produced by Lowri Ann Davies
    Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

    Performances:
    I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
    David 7: Ben Meredith
    Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
    Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

    Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux
    Music: Samuel DF Jones
    Artwork: Anika Khan

    Featured SFX:
    Previously credited artists via freesound.org.

    Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.

    Join our community:
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    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y
    EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com

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    • 26 min
    Mandatory Winter Holiday Client Communiqué

    Mandatory Winter Holiday Client Communiqué

    Mandatory Winter Holiday Client Communiqué

    Incoming Message from Line Manager Hartro Piltz... Message reads:

    “So help me Trexel, if you don’t do this board forsaken message I will personally see to it that you spend the next year picking my toenails out of your soft pallet! RECORD A MESSAGE FOR YOUR CLIENTS!”

    Response from Consultant Trexel Geistman;

    *ERROR* MESSAGE UNREADABLE, APPEARS TO BE COMPRISED OF WAILING AND GNASHING OF TEETH




    Audio attachment received from Consultant Trexel Geistman with following notation:

    “Take your flesh and be gone incalcitrant star devil!”

    Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Z Perkins, Evaschia, Robert Groom, Aysha U. Farah, Niamh Hemingway, Khyle, Joshua Grohman, Rachel Oney, Malcom Snipes, Alex Haidinyak, Michelle LaTorre, Oscar Marlowe, Glory Duda, Joe Smith, Alex Freeman, Cait May, Xanthe Bouma, Paul McHugh, Ciara McCabe, & January Garcia

    If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill

    Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
    Produced by Lowri Ann Davies
    Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

    Performances:
    I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
    David 7: Ben Meredith
    Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
    Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

    Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux
    Music: Samuel DF Jones
    Artwork: Anika Khan
    Featured SFX: previously credited artists via freesound.org.

    Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.

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    EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com

    Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

    • 4 min
    Episode 28 - Deities and Determination

    Episode 28 - Deities and Determination

    Episode 28


    Deities and Determination


    CLIENT - Kaliah Tallett 


    Client is interested in a shrine to their mouse god. Suggested sales tactics: shouting, religious deception, surprise, platinum mouse guardians, Kicking Tithe.  


    Content Warning for:
    - Comedic violence
    - Emotional abuse
    - Alcoholism


    Special thanks to Marcela Garcia for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Samuel Borrello, Edison Potter, Jedediah G Schmidt, David Cothron, Julianna, Amalia, Jessica Salter, Ellie Smith, Adrian Clarke, Mara Wilson, Kaleigh Albright, Sarah Harrison, Manda McIlroy, Malin, Christian Dokken, K S, Bert!, Alex May, Mike Massiah, Jessica Grace.


    If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.


    Additional thanks to Cassidy for translation assistance.


    Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
    Produced by Lowri Ann Davies
    Executive Producer Alexander J Newall


    Performances:
    I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
    David 7: Ben Meredith
    Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith


    Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux
    Music: Samuel DF Jones
    Artwork: Anika Khan


    Featured SFX:
    caculo, joedeshon & previously credited artists via freesound.org.


    Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.


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    • 20 min

Customer Reviews

Hairy Dragon ,

Watch it, buster

Humour exceeding Corporate guidelines. Security Alerted.

vivelabagatelle ,

Fantastic comedy

Can't believe it's improv

CatoAKACato ,

*Bryn voice*: This episode is my /favourite/

The promise of two goofy improvisers are forced to confront what they've done to PHYSICS basically prompted me to listen to the whole show! Tim and Ben do an excellent job prentending to be planet designers but it's just so wonderful (and informative) to listen to all the ways it was wrong and/or horrifically dangerous. It's always nice to see the free flow of information with uniformed question askers getting someone in the know to really condense decades of research in a sentence of explanation that makes sense! Impressive both on Bryn's part from a scientific communication point of view and Tim and Ben were (almost equally) keen to learn and discover. That sort of enthusiasm and good attitude doesn't suprise me from Rusty Quill but it's truly wonderful all the same.

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