The Potty Plotters Plotcast - Growing on the Allotment

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The Potty Plotters Plotcast - Growing on the Allotment

Listen here to learn about seasonal hints and tips for your allotment or garden from us at Ashbourne Road and District Allotments Derby. We can be a tad outrageous, rude and even a bit naughty, but growing your own flowers, fruit and vegetables from seed should be fun and definitely memorable! We will teach you all you want (and need to know) coming directly from off the plot including chitting and as well as chatting to other unsuspecting folk from around site and beyond. The Plotcast is an Amberland Media production.

  1. 4 DAYS AGO

    S3 E6 - The F Word - Flowers

    Join Julia and Elaine for another delightful episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast! In this vibrant instalment, they tackle the intriguing topic of flowers, aptly titled ”The F Word.” As they dive into listener questions, they share tips on growing various flowers, including sweet peas and zinnias, while also discussing the importance of protecting young plants from the cold. Elaine reveals her exciting experiments with dahlias and cat litter, prompting laughter and admiration from Julia. The duo also welcomes special guest Catherine from Cloudberry Flowers, who shares her experiences as a flower farmer in Scotland. Catherine discusses the challenges of growing flowers in a cooler climate, her successful transition from gardening to wedding floristry, and the unique flowers that thrive in her garden. With a mix of practical advice, personal anecdotes, and plenty of laughs, this episode is a must-listen for gardening enthusiasts and flower lovers alike. Don’t forget to check out Catherine’s YouTube channel for more floral inspiration! Follow us @pottyplotters on Facebook, Instagram & Twitter. Get in touch: naughtycorner@pottyplotters.uk A podcast for help with your allotment or gardening.

    48 min

  2. 2 APR

    S3 E5 - Dwarf Plants and Small Listeners

    Join Elaine and Julia for another entertaining episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast! In this lively instalment, they discuss the ups and downs of allotment gardening, including the amusing mishaps of the week, such as Julia’s unfortunate tumble in the shed and the resulting broken mugs. The episode kicks off with a humorous exchange about the unpredictable weather, leading into a fascinating conversation about dwarf plants and their suitability for smaller spaces. Julia shares her experiences with growing broad beans and half pint peas. As the conversation flows, the team delves into the delightful world of dwarf cucumbers and tomatoes, perfect for those with limited gardening space. They also discuss the importance of water conservation, sharing their insights on collecting rainwater and the benefits of terracotta pots for efficient watering. Listeners will hear from Mandy, who inquires about relocating her blueberry bushes, and Sandra, a new allotment holder excited about her gardening journey. The episode wraps up with a light-hearted discussion on the merits of using artificial grass for pathways, ultimately concluding that natural solutions are always best. Filled with practical tips, personal anecdotes, and plenty of laughs, this episode is a must-listen for all gardening enthusiasts. Follow us @pottyplotters on Facebook, Instagram & Twitter. Get in touch: naughtycorner@pottyplotters.uk A podcast for help with your allotment or gardening.

    43 min

  3. 19 MAR

    S3 E4 - Why Did The Toad Cross The Road

    Join Julia and Elaine for another engaging episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast! In this lively instalment, they dive into the world of gardening with a focus on the quirky and creative ways to grow your own produce. The episode kicks off with an amusing discussion about Julia’s posh phone voice and leads into a heartfelt message from listener Fiona, who is eager to learn about starting her beetroot seeds indoors. Elaine shares her tried-and-true methods for seed starting, emphasizing the importance of protecting young plants from pesky wildlife. The duo also celebrates Rachel’s inventive use of underwire from her bras as a gardening tool, showcasing the clever and humorous side of allotment life. They tackle listener questions, including the challenges of gardening regulations, and share their experiences with growing chilies and dahlias, all while keeping the banter light and entertaining. As the episode progresses, they introduce a fascinating segment on toads, featuring special guests Dean and Michaela, who shed light on the importance of these creatures in controlling pests on the allotment. Listeners will learn about toad patrols and how to create a welcoming environment for these beneficial amphibians. With practical gardening tips, personal anecdotes, and plenty of laughs, this episode is a delightful mix of education and entertainment. Don’t forget to visit jparkers.co.uk for all your gardening needs and use the code PLOTCAST15 for a special discount! Follow us @pottyplotters on Facebook, Instagram & Twitter. Get in touch: naughtycorner@pottyplotters.uk A podcast for help with your allotment or gardening.

    37 min

  4. 5 MAR

    S3 E3 - Erections (The Safe for Work edit)

    Join Elaine and Julia for another entertaining episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast! In this lively installment, they shares their amusing confessions about recording in the great outdoors, with the sounds of nature providing an unexpected backdrop. As they dive into listener questions, they discuss innovative ways to grow carrots in potato bags and tackle the curious discovery of a bath on one listener’s allotment. With laughter and camaraderie, they explore the possibilities of repurposing the bath for gardening or even cooling drinks during summer. The conversation takes a humorous turn as they discuss the importance of greenhouses and structures on allotments, with Elaine passionately advocating for their necessity. They share personal anecdotes about their own experiences with greenhouses and the challenges of growing vegetables without proper storage. Listeners will also hear about Elaine’s successful experiment with dahlias stored in cat litter, which leads to a lively comparison of growing techniques. The episode is filled with practical tips, light-hearted banter, and plenty of laughs. Don’t forget to check out www.jparkers.co.uk for all your gardening needs and use the code PLOTCAST15 for a special discount! Follow us @pottyplotters on Facebook, Instagram & Twitter. Get in touch: naughtycorner@pottyplotters.uk A podcast for help with your allotment or gardening.

    41 min

  5. 19 FEB

    S3 E2 - Catch Up With The Class Of 24

    Join Julia and Elaine for another delightful episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast as they dive into the joys and challenges of allotment gardening in season three, episode two! This week, the duo welcomes back some of their favourite starter plotters who share their experiences and lessons learned from their first year on the allotment. Listen in as Liz, Tom, and Kevin discuss the camaraderie of communal gardening, the reality of managing expectations, and the joy of sharing bountiful harvests with fellow allotmenteers. They reflect on the surprises and challenges they faced, from slug control to realizing the true amount of produce one can grow. With a dash of humour, Julia and Elaine also tackle the topic of broad beans—how to grow them and even how to convert non-believers into fans! Plus, they explore the beauty of ranunculus flowers, sharing tips on how to successfully cultivate them for stunning cut flowers. As always, the episode is sprinkled with practical advice, light-hearted banter, and a few laughs along the way. Don’t forget to visit Jay Parkers for your gardening needs and use the code PLOTCAST15 for a special discount! Follow us @pottyplotters on Facebook, Instagram & Twitter. Get in touch: naughtycorner@pottyplotters.uk A podcast for help with your allotment or gardening.

    36 min

  6. 5 FEB

    S3 E1 - The One When The Weatherman Turned The Air Blue

    Join Elaine, Julia, and producer Gareth as they kick off season three of the Potty Plotters Plotcast with a lively and humorous episode! In this first instalment, the trio navigates the quirks of recording in a cosy community room instead of their usual allotment, sharing witty banter about the unexpected joys of bowling greens and the enticing drink prices. As they dive into gardening updates, Elaine reveals her triumphs and tribulations with loofah drying, while Julia shares her experiences with seed ordering. The conversation flows seamlessly into their exciting new partnership with jparkers.co.uk, where listeners can enjoy a special discount on gardening supplies. The episode also features a special segment with local weatherman Rob Rose, who brings a mix of weather insights and light-hearted jokes, discussing the recent storms and their implications for gardeners. With practical advice on chitting potatoes and starting shallots, Elaine and Julia ensure that listeners are well-prepared for the upcoming growing season. The episode wraps up with a sneak peek into future topics, including container gardening and the introduction of ”brilliant bits”—a new segment filled with gardening tips and tricks. Follow us @pottyplotters on Facebook, Instagram & Twitter Get in touch: naughtycorner@pottyplotters.uk A podcast for help with your allotment or gardening.

    44 min

  7. 29 JAN

    Season 3 Trailer

    The Potty Plotter Plotcast is back! To whet your whistle ahead of season 3 Elaine and Julia welcome you back. Episode 1 is available from Wednesday 5th February. If you enjoy the Plotcast and would like to leave us a support us to keep going - head to https://ko-fi.com/thepottyplotters Follow us @pottyplotters on Facebook, Instagram & Twitter  Get in touch: naughtycorner@pottyplotters.uk A podcast for help with your allotment or gardening.

    3 min

  8. 06/11/2024

    S2 E40 - The Last Of The Season

    Join Elaine and Julia in the final episode of season two of the Potty Plotters Plotcast! As they wrap up the year with episode 40, the duo reflects on the ups and downs of the gardening season. With a touch of humour, they discuss their attempts at drying loofahs and the mishaps that ensued. If you’ve had better luck with your green loofahs, they’d love to hear your tips! As the winter months approach, the plotters share practical advice on pruning apple and pear trees, and the importance of timing and technique to ensure a fruitful harvest next year. Julia offers insights into the best practices for clearing plots, emphasizing the need to tackle those pesky perennial weeds before they take over. Elaine and Julia also discuss the benefits of using cat litter to dry dahlia tubers, a quirky yet effective method to prepare for the next growing season. As they prepare to take a break until February, they encourage listeners to stay engaged by reaching out with questions and updates on their own gardening adventures. Follow us @pottyplotters on Facebook, Instagram & Twitter Get in touch: naughtycorner@pottyplotters.uk A podcast for help with your allotment or gardening.

    37 min
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Listen here to learn about seasonal hints and tips for your allotment or garden from us at Ashbourne Road and District Allotments Derby. We can be a tad outrageous, rude and even a bit naughty, but growing your own flowers, fruit and vegetables from seed should be fun and definitely memorable! We will teach you all you want (and need to know) coming directly from off the plot including chitting and as well as chatting to other unsuspecting folk from around site and beyond. The Plotcast is an Amberland Media production.

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