The Ramble

Tim & Caleb
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Reunited ramblings from afar! Join us, Tim and Caleb, two friends .. separated by the tides of time (and the Atlantic) as we catalogue the events of our friendship, beginning in high school, through our uni days, and beyond. Though life has taken us down different paths over the last six years, we have chosen to reconnect and strengthen our friendship through this unique experience. We have always cherished our shared memories. Though these events might be unique to us, we hope that you can place yourself within these stories and escape from the mundane with us each week.

  1. Season 2 //Q&A//

    19/12/2025

    Season 2 //Q&A//

    You asked, we answered .. well, sort of. C'mon in boys .. expooberance abounds!   Welcome to the Season 2 Q&A spectacular, an episode overflowing with bowel-pressure confessions, unwanted sandwiches, and the philosophical labyrinth of who exactly was feeling whose oats.    Tim explains how Truett briefly stole his heart and nearly his innocence (penguins included) and recalls his East Coast swagger-wagon escapades – complete with a limp hand, what truly happens after 6 pm, and an unceremonious ejection from Atlantic City. Caleb, not to be outdone, recounts how a cheese prank nearly derailed a friendship, insists “it all comes back to the river”, and beholds Bane (who survived being run over by the Ramblers) emerge from pool of noodles despite his mangled limbs.     Along the way, you’ll hear the Tale of Deer Run (definitely not a fantasy world), discover how the name and music of The Ramble came to be, and finally learn who were the hash-slinging slashers of old Saint Nick. We peel back facades, hoist wedding dresses, chauffeur feasts, and obliterate signs – all in the name of the Protected.    But the chaos doesn’t stop there: the mysterious faction known only as the Darkens makes their long-awaited entrance, a shadowy force forever entangled with Jimmy and his smoldering converse. Their influence collides with surprise birthday parties, full moons dangling from windows (was it a white car?), frantic glove inflation, and a vampiric glaze in the eyes of the beholden. Could it all be traced back to the basil? We’re not saying yes, but we’re not saying no.   By the end, Tim and Caleb reflect on friends lost, friends found, the syndicate still lurking in the shadows, and the AI doppelgängers waiting in the wings to carry their legacy. They strap into the plane of the heart, nosedive into oblivion, and leave you with a topsy-turvy conclusion that will make you laugh, weep, and possibly cart a watermelon. Ahead of it’s time? Absolutely. Understandable? Absolutely not.    Email: podcast.theramble@gmail.com  Instagram: @_theramblepodcast  Facebook: @theramblepodcast   Artwork Design: @indra.valdez

    2h 58m
  2. Go On, Take It

    12/12/2025

    Go On, Take It

    Is that Kanye on autotune or just domestic violence over a burrowed bee? One thing’s for sure, it’s not the Bent Neck Lady rawdogging her way through Christmas cheer.   Welcome back after 3 years (we know, we know) as the lads kick off the Season 2 Christmas-themed finale with a snake draft of the worst holiday traditions – from deer hunting youths weaponised with fruitcake, those unforgettable suet leaks nobody asked for, to the haunting tale of Mr Pocket and his suspiciously hot mince pies. Along the way, they also uncover a rare condition amongst carollers known only as “crampus in the groin”.  But it’s not all yuletide chaos as Tim and Caleb catch everyone up on life updates during their hiatus. They then reminisce on their final days together in college, including cleaning to Disney sing-alongs, dissecting felines (sorry, Chutney), gifting knick-knacks, and what happens when med school dreams go sideways. Caleb discusses his desire to flee the country, and Tim teases a European pilgrimage of his own after the shame of attending his own graduation as a spectator ..  Of course, there’s plenty of honey vs maple milk chatter, some accidental wisdom from an inquisitive phrase, and a journey that goes ever on until it ends with the only appropriate sendoff: wishing you a very sexy Christmas.  Disclaimer: The Ramble does not endorse storing pies in your pockets (no matter how much you feel the love tonight).   Email: podcast.theramble@gmail.com Instagram: @_theramblepodcast Facebook: @theramblepodcast  Artwork Design: @indra.valdez

    2h 29m

  3. 05/12/2025 · BONUS

    {Bonus} Golf, a Good Talk Unspoiled

    We're the salmon of modern culture, Lamar .. why are you the way you are?   In this week's bonus episode the ramblers discuss going on walks together, singing Yankee Doodle, and molecular gastronomy. They duke it out in the return of say your word and dust off the ole futon for their special guest .. the one and only, Golf.  They catch up with their guest to learn whether texture or taste is superior and are introduced to a fun new fruit. Golf shares some post-college trials such as operations and nearly burning the house down, as well as successes like getting married and his job as a flight test engineer in southern Maryland. He discusses his immigration to the USA from Thailand, the origin of his name, and his time as a Buddhist monk. They reminisce on the days at the Cove including hostage games and the age-old question of who actually was the squatter? They conclude with Tim being recognised as a famous podcaster, Caleb's full legal name, and reflecting on the upcoming close to a grand adventure with many friends along the way.  RIP Robbie Coltrane  Email: podcast.theramble@gmail.com Instagram: @_theramblepodcast Facebook: @theramblepodcast Artwork Design: @indra.valdez

    2h 25m

  4. 28/11/2025

    #3 Not Meant to Be

    Blarg, I've fallen and I can't get up .. is it boredom or frustration .. savvy?   In this week's episode your co-hosts chat everything from pasty innards, intentionally vile customer service, and Tim shares a newfound disdain for a popular beaver establishment's raunchy smells. As retribution, Caleb thrusts him into ethical dilemmas including avenging a former neighbor's crimes and the 'juicy' jeopardy of a co-worker.   During story time, they tackle their senior year^2 with Tim recounting his own journey of 3 and the surprising culprit to its downfall .. ah, the Chantilly lace of it all! Caleb shares how avenging his fallen nachos led to an awkward reaction to a portrait and the secret to 'roid rage traffic stops. They conclude with an exercise in psychology (so to speak) and tease a future guest for next week's episode.  Disclaimer: if you're feeling mighty peckish, opt for the no butter option.  Email: podcast.theramble@gmail.com Instagram: @_theramblepodcast Facebook: @theramblepodcast Artwork Design: @indra.valdez

    1h 53m

  5. 21/11/2025

    Garbage Truck Stowaways

    Rhinoceros say .. Corn! Turtle, turtle .. ? Welcome back to the podcast where the Ramble Rangers discuss all the important things, including chicken ladders for cats and the age old debate if a T dog is a sandwich. Tim shares about donating to those in need and how an old friend has been inspired to start a podcast of his own. Caleb introduces a question of the day via his friend, Dr E, involving an indestructible snail, vats of acid, and how an army of elves can protect the good smeckels.  During story time, they share about their other roommate from the downstairs crew, Yoshwiba Derché aka Josh. Enjoy the lore of this character including intense stair dunking, buff sprinting, and a cold smelly hike. Caleb shares a sled run gone wrong and the importance of waterproof shoes. Tim explores his fear of how being blissfully unaware and awkward may have impacted a relationship. They conclude by reflecting on how avoiding FOMO may have saved their lives (and their noses) and the potential impact of ruining the magic of the neighborhood Frosty.  Email: podcast.theramble@gmail.com Instagram: @_theramblepodcast Facebook: @theramblepodcast Artwork Design: @indra.valdez

    1h 27m

  6. 14/11/2025

    Not in Solitary, in Solidarity

    Yuuurrrpp! Gotta get down on Friday as we hop up in this thang, mane! Shweebee bee hyeebeebeep! Welcome to this week's episode where your co-hosts discuss flying solo to Guam (where they're greeted by an old friend) and share some catastrophic couch stories, including carport barriers and snaggletooth toes. Tim then puts Caleb in a unique scenario involving severe temperature swings with even more severe consequences of the swamp-like persuasion, nipple chafage, and an ability to shape-shift.  During story time, the Ramblers share a fun spring break trip of veering off into grassy knolls and how Tim nearly got lost as he began weaving his own Rule of 'Three'. Caleb then shares the events of his summer including ginormous tests, butt sales, and the most important question of the day he's ever asked. They conclude by introducing a new housemate (with a 'neat' new mating call) and teasing their totally tubular senior year (2.0) of uni.  Disclaimer: Please consult your physician before attempting to cauterise anything with salt.  Email: podcast.theramble@gmail.com Instagram: @_theramblepodcast Facebook: @theramblepodcast Artwork Design: @indra.valdez

    1h 41m

  7. 07/11/2025

    Tweener Allan and the Passover

    Hey buddy, you been cutting your grass lately? Just take a load off in this here pool of noodles. Wait .. where is that extra to-go box? Welcome to this week's episode that's been a lifetime in the making! Your co-hosts discuss squealing whilst getting sheared and a curious fascination with rabbit holes. They welcome their former housemate, H.A. Treggy, to the show as they plot the next round of Say Your Word and challenge their guest with scenarios where he must dodge dry needles and thorn branches au naturel or submit to the whims of a dairy-deprived old man. Hunter shares his journey after uni including the joys of getting married during Covid and working as a physical therapist. They then recap stories and get his perspective on who the squatter was, whether he has closet-related trauma, and how he truly felt about his nickname at the Cove. During story time, Tim shares his comfortability and a new take on the phrase 'pencil pusher'. They go on to discuss the prank war saga and its climax as Caleb finally publicly discloses his most embarrassing story, which inspired the podcast. They conclude by reminiscing on their time as the upstairs crew, the importance of friendship, and how to always keep things 'fresh'.  Disclaimer: If you must know how a horse eats corn, just watch the Discovery channel.  Email: podcast.theramble@gmail.com Instagram: @_theramblepodcast Facebook: @theramblepodcast Artwork Design: @indra.valdez

    1h 56m
  8. There's a Lot of Water Down Here

    31/10/2025

    There's a Lot of Water Down Here

    It would seem the kittens have lost their mittens .. hopefully they weren't en route to the, erm .. furry convention? Yikes. Welcome to this week's episode where your co-hosts tackle Ramble tattoos, what artefacts they've procured from public restrooms, and harness their inner croûte supérieure to decipher modern works of art. Tim then presents ethical dilemmas for Caleb to wade through, including a masked fox who burgles to assist orphans and a doctor caught between pills and a bargaining train of kidneys.  During story time, the Ramblers share a series of short stories to shed light on what life in the Cove was like, including the hunt for Yogi and how a series of clues led to the theory the infamous hermit had returned for vengeance. Caleb discusses how the search for the holy grail caught him off guard and the budding friendship that never was. Tim shares his disdain for oddly placed cereal particles and how a fondness for sticky animals nearly led to disease. They conclude by reflecting on the proverbial (and literal) baptism of the house and the bonds they formed in the wake of such a catastrophe.  Disclaimers: 1. The Nesquik bunny is probably a genuine guy (no cause for alarm). 2. Please keep your shotgun in a secure location.  Email: podcast.theramble@gmail.com Instagram: @_theramblepodcast Facebook: @theramblepodcast Artwork Design: @indra.valdez

    1h 41m
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Reunited ramblings from afar! Join us, Tim and Caleb, two friends .. separated by the tides of time (and the Atlantic) as we catalogue the events of our friendship, beginning in high school, through our uni days, and beyond. Though life has taken us down different paths over the last six years, we have chosen to reconnect and strengthen our friendship through this unique experience. We have always cherished our shared memories. Though these events might be unique to us, we hope that you can place yourself within these stories and escape from the mundane with us each week.

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  • Creator
    Tim & Caleb
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2025
  • Episodes
    30
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Tim & Caleb
  • Show Website
    The Ramble