The Undead Symphony

Darren Smith, Michael Avery and Guests

An undead podcast discussing all things zombie. Movie reviews and TV shows, franchises and chats with fans and the ghouls and boils who bring us this much loved genre.

  1. 5 DAYS AGO

    Episode 352: Residence (2026)

    Send us Fan Mail It is actually surprising how many Australian zombie movies and shows we have seen thus far…  We Bury the Dead | 6.5   Little Monsters | 6.5  Wyrmwood: Apocalypse | 6.5   Cargo | 6   Wyrmwood: Road Of The Dead | 6  Undead | 5.5  Neighbours versus Zombies | 5   Last Hope | 4  Infini | 4  Plague (2014) | 4   Me and My Mates Versus the Zombie Apocalypse | 3.5   Zombie Brigade  | 3  Over 3% of our 376 zombie movies and shows are antipodean. And so to Residence, an enigmatic hero, a speechless child, and a ragtag motley crew of arguably the most poorly written and annoying characters ever to grace the screen journey through a zombie filled apocalyptic landscape to seek refuge in a medieval fun park, whilst pursued by an unstoppable, deranged lunatic. 6.2/10 on IMDB which ridiculously high, and probably inflated by the cast and crew, or friends of the cast and crew, or idiots given a watch link who don't realise you can still be critical even when it's free. Where is you objectivity, man? Anyone recognisable from the cast? Libby and Harold from Neighbours The humour is idiotic. I don't think I can even describe it here as it requires me to stop swearing loudly in my head and think about it sensibly.  Is it as bad as me and my mates versus the zombie apocalypse? Or worse? It is definitely down there. You know when you fast forward you have the >> for twice the speed, the >>> and finally >>>>. Well I was wishing they had invested 5 speed >>>>> fast forwarding as this was utter shit. KJ was horrible, the vacuum salesman was terrible, and the writer, director, and the king, Cyril… was about as funny as cancer.  And then even when we get a semblance of a story with the diabetic girl's dad being the monster we have a weird serious ending. 3/10 This movie is so bad I am glad it had adverts, as at least then I had the chance of a minute of entertainment every quarter of an hour when the ad breaks came. Would I watch it again? I would rather shit in my hands and clap

    22 min
  2. 9 MAY

    Episode 350: Extinction: The GMO Chronicles (2011)

    Send us Fan Mail A 2011 German effort on YouTube for me now. Extinction: the GMO Chronicles. GMO = Genetically Modified Organism. And we meet hero Tom, a former Spec Ops operative who casually drove around the city on day zero, ignoring pleas for help, before taking up resident in a disused US missile base from the cold war era. He does that annoying and obvious Vlogging thing to a laptop, and says there are no other survivors. Cue the survivors! We gain elderly American former NSA spook Bill, his estranged German daughter Lisa and her dickwad of a boyfriend Martin. Martin is a very "don't look at my girlfriend!" kinda guy. We then gain Zara a nurse, and then Max and his nerdy brother David before two separate zombie attacks drive them out of their camp. Why? In this movie the zombies evolve. We start with boring day walkers that nap at night, then get day runners, then night runners, then a blind screamer, then parkour zombies, and finally night vision parkour zombies. Phew! It is like Dead Island all over again. Tom is looking for his sister, but she is zeke, and they gain a baby for their efforts, the most dangerous thing in the zombie apocalypse is a baby. And worse still, all the nuclear power stations are going to go critical soon. Shit! Ok. This did have some good bits. I did like the blowing the zombie up in the car scene. I did like the zombie evolution. However, the terrible cuts, and making poor Germans act in English in a German film was cruel, and caused this to be scored down. It is a 5/10 for me, so still ok. Better than a lot I have seen, but not that much better that I need to see it more than once.

    45 min
  3. 7 MAY

    Episode 349: Didn't Die (2025)

    Send us Fan Mail With a slightly different take on the zombie apocalypse this monochrome modern Indian American family story tells of three siblings surviving in their own different ways. Older brother Hari and his wife Barbara stay in the large family home drinking cocktails, playing piano and keeping safe. Younger brother Rishi cannot bring himself to kill the biters he sees around town, and Vinita lives vicariously through others, travelling long distances to record their survival stories for her podcast - Didn't Die. Film in high def black and white, this movie leaves the zombie violence and gore behind to tell the story of how people survive. There is heart, and there are both tears and laughter, there were a couple of comedic moment I did laugh at, but maybe that's just me. When Vinita's ex Vincent comes onto the scene with a baby he rescued, the delicate balance in the family home changes, but will it change for the better or worse? After the arty nonsense of Ever After last time out and the crap of Stink of Flesh before that, this was a change. It was heartfelt, showing a Hindu family, the parents from India, the kids born in the US, or at least brought up in the US, with the memories and nostalgia of family meals and photo albums seen through flashbacks to home movies. It's not a feelgood movie and the ending of the larger part of the movie annoyed the shit out of me, but still, I am going to be generous and give it a 5/10 score

    40 min

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An undead podcast discussing all things zombie. Movie reviews and TV shows, franchises and chats with fans and the ghouls and boils who bring us this much loved genre.