12 episodes

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:
theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com
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The Useless Hotline Max Balegde & George Clarke

    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 247 Ratings

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:
theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com
OR 
Send a voice note to our Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

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    Max and George play influencer smash or pass, and discuss secret gay celebs

    Max and George play influencer smash or pass, and discuss secret gay celebs

    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
    Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

    Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:
    theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com
    OR
    Send a voice note to our Instagram:
    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

    You can also listen here:
    Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234
    Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

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    Hosts Socials:
    Max’s YouTube:
    https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
    George’s YouTube:
    https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke
    Max’s TikTok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
    George’s TikTok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1
    Max’s Instagram:
    https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
    George’s Instagram:
    https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/
    Max’s Twitter:
    https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
    George’s Twitter:
    https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

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    • 1 hr 8 min
    Stephen Tries talks opinion on the Sidemen, update on Jeremy Lynch and what happened to XO

    Stephen Tries talks opinion on the Sidemen, update on Jeremy Lynch and what happened to XO

    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
    Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

    Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:
    theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com
    OR
    Send a voice note to our Instagram:
    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

    You can also listen here:
    Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234
    Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

    Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?
    Tiktok:
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    Instagram:
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    Hosts Socials:
    Max’s YouTube:
    https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
    George’s YouTube:
    https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke
    Max’s TikTok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
    George’s TikTok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1
    Max’s Instagram:
    https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
    George’s Instagram:
    https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/
    Max’s Twitter:
    https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
    George’s Twitter:
    https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

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    • 1 hr 19 min
    Chloe Burrows talks moving out, relationships and life after love island

    Chloe Burrows talks moving out, relationships and life after love island

    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
    Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

    Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:
    theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com
    OR
    Send a voice note to our Instagram:
    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

    You can also listen here:
    Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234
    Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

    Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?
    Tiktok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1
    Instagram:
    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
    Hosts Socials:
    Max’s YouTube:
    https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
    George’s YouTube:
    https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke
    Max’s TikTok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
    George’s TikTok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1
    Max’s Instagram:
    https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
    George’s Instagram:
    https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/
    Max’s Twitter:
    https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
    George’s Twitter:
    https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

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    • 1 hr 8 min
    Max Balegde and George Clarkey talk going to do a Disney s*x club, p*nis size and calling a family member daddy

    Max Balegde and George Clarkey talk going to do a Disney s*x club, p*nis size and calling a family member daddy

    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
    Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

    Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:
    theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com
    OR
    Send a voice note to our Instagram:
    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

    You can also listen here:
    Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234
    Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

    Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?
    Tiktok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1
    Instagram:
    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
    Hosts Socials:
    Max’s YouTube:
    https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
    George’s YouTube:
    https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke
    Max’s TikTok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
    George’s TikTok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1
    Max’s Instagram:
    https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
    George’s Instagram:
    https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/
    Max’s Twitter:
    https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
    George’s Twitter:
    https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

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    • 1 hr 25 min
    ImAllexx reveals relationship with James Charles, Snapshoteye messages and forming the Eboys

    ImAllexx reveals relationship with James Charles, Snapshoteye messages and forming the Eboys

    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
    Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

    Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:
    theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com
    OR
    Send a voice note to our Instagram:
    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

    You can also listen here:
    Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234
    Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

    Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?
    Tiktok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1
    Instagram:
    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
    Hosts Socials:
    Max’s YouTube:
    https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
    George’s YouTube:
    https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke
    Max’s TikTok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
    George’s TikTok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1
    Max’s Instagram:
    https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
    George’s Instagram:
    https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/
    Max’s Twitter:
    https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
    George’s Twitter:
    https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

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    • 1 hr 19 min
    Max Balegde and George Clarkey discuss Max’s ADHD diagnosis, and stripping for Jesus

    Max Balegde and George Clarkey discuss Max’s ADHD diagnosis, and stripping for Jesus

    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
    Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

    Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:
    theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com
    OR
    Send a voice note to our Instagram:
    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

    You can also listen here:
    Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234
    Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

    Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?
    Tiktok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1
    Instagram:
    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
    Hosts Socials:
    Max’s YouTube:
    https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
    George’s YouTube:
    https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke
    Max’s TikTok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
    George’s TikTok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1
    Max’s Instagram:
    https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
    George’s Instagram:
    https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/
    Max’s Twitter:
    https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
    George’s Twitter:
    https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    • 1 hr 14 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
247 Ratings

247 Ratings

125loveyou ,

needs more guests

i love george and the other guy so much!!! so funny george 😘✌🏼✌🏼but they do need more guests…maybe everyone says no☺️

sk1zza ,

Never fails to put a mile on my face !!!

WOW great pod love listen on the bus home or when doing my hair it’s amazing and always makes me chuckle

RhiObsessed ,

So Funny

Love listening to this podcast while I’m out running or doing chores… makes me laugh. People probably think I’m the right fuxking weirdo for laughing on my own out but 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

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