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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:
theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com
OR 
Send a voice note to our Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

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The Useless Hotline Max Balegde & George Clarke

    • Comedy
    • 4.8 • 554 Ratings

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:
theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com
OR 
Send a voice note to our Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

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    Turning down going on Sidemen Inside, THAT Wayne Lineker Video and Season 2 begins!

    Turning down going on Sidemen Inside, THAT Wayne Lineker Video and Season 2 begins!

    Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!
    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
    Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

    Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:
    theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com
    OR
    Send a voice note to our Instagram:
    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

    You can also listen here:
    Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234
    Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

    Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?
    Tiktok:
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    Instagram:
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    Hosts Socials:
    Max’s YouTube:
    https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
    George’s YouTube:
    https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke
    Max’s TikTok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
    George’s TikTok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1
    Max’s Instagram:
    https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
    George’s Instagram:
    https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/
    Max’s Twitter:
    https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
    George’s Twitter:
    https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

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    • 1 hr 43 min
    The truth about our tour... Is this the end of The Useless Hotline??

    The truth about our tour... Is this the end of The Useless Hotline??

    Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!
    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
    Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

    Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:
    theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com
    OR
    Send a voice note to our Instagram:
    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

    You can also listen here:
    Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234
    Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

    Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?
    Tiktok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1
    Instagram:
    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
    Hosts Socials:
    Max’s YouTube:
    https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
    George’s YouTube:
    https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke
    Max’s TikTok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
    George’s TikTok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1
    Max’s Instagram:
    https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
    George’s Instagram:
    https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/
    Max’s Twitter:
    https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
    George’s Twitter:
    https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

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    • 1 hr 15 min
    Max & George start tour!! and max reveals his disgusting habit on the road…

    Max & George start tour!! and max reveals his disgusting habit on the road…

    Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!
    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
    Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

    Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:
    theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com
    OR
    Send a voice note to our Instagram:
    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

    You can also listen here:
    Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234
    Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

    Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?
    Tiktok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1
    Instagram:
    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
    Hosts Socials:
    Max’s YouTube:
    https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
    George’s YouTube:
    https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke
    Max’s TikTok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
    George’s TikTok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1
    Max’s Instagram:
    https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
    George’s Instagram:
    https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/
    Max’s Twitter:
    https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
    George’s Twitter:
    https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

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    • 1 hr 7 min
    Logan pauls gender reveal and Georges tragic love life

    Logan pauls gender reveal and Georges tragic love life

    Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!
    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
    Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

    Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:
    theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com
    OR
    Send a voice note to our Instagram:
    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

    You can also listen here:
    Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234
    Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

    Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?
    Tiktok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1
    Instagram:
    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
    Hosts Socials:
    Max’s YouTube:
    https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
    George’s YouTube:
    https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke
    Max’s TikTok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
    George’s TikTok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1
    Max’s Instagram:
    https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
    George’s Instagram:
    https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/
    Max’s Twitter:
    https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
    George’s Twitter:
    https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

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    • 1 hr 14 min
    What Jeremy Clarkson Is Really Like, Why Glee Should Be Banned And Another RIFF OFF

    What Jeremy Clarkson Is Really Like, Why Glee Should Be Banned And Another RIFF OFF

    Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/
    Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!
    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
    Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

    Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:
    theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com
    OR
    Send a voice note to our Instagram:
    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

    You can also listen here:
    Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234
    Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

    Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?
    Tiktok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1
    Instagram:
    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
    Hosts Socials:
    Max’s YouTube:
    https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
    George’s YouTube:
    https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke
    Max’s TikTok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
    George’s TikTok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1
    Max’s Instagram:
    https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
    George’s Instagram:
    https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/
    Max’s Twitter:
    https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
    George’s Twitter:
    https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    • 1 hr 19 min
    George Discusses Getting Catfished, Max Address Hate Comments and More!

    George Discusses Getting Catfished, Max Address Hate Comments and More!

    Get Tickets For Our Tour HERE! https://www.tegeurope.com/events/uselesshotline/
    Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW!
    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
    Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

    Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:
    theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com
    OR
    Send a voice note to our Instagram:
    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

    You can also listen here:
    Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234
    Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

    Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?
    Tiktok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1
    Instagram:
    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
    Hosts Socials:
    Max’s YouTube:
    https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
    George’s YouTube:
    https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke
    Max’s TikTok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
    George’s TikTok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1
    Max’s Instagram:
    https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
    George’s Instagram:
    https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/
    Max’s Twitter:
    https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
    George’s Twitter:
    https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

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    • 1 hr 42 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
554 Ratings

554 Ratings

grace foxy ,

Best podcast ever!

Makes me laugh so much every time, my favourite podcast ever.

T0m1:( ,

Keep it up

Great pod lads

Hasa Diga Eebowai Turn it off ,

Grrrrr

Since when is it acceptable to be so self-centred? It’s polite (and non-narcissistic) to refer to yourself last; “Andrew and me/I” and not “Me and Andrew”. Please, someone tell Max and stop this grating so much.

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