The Utopia Project

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🚨🎙️LINCOLNSHIRE’s BIGGEST PODCAST🎙️🚨 🌎EXPLORING DREAM WORLDS!🚀 Come on a journey with the Utopian Gods as they ponder the imaginary perfect worlds of our guests! What would your dream planet look like? What would be the national anthem? Who would be your ambassador? How about your national dish? That's the simple stuff out of the way, What's being banned on your planet? and what would be the punishment for anyone who dared to defy you? From flags to fiery pits, we explore it all, even finding celebrities the perfect career paths in Utopia! Join the gods, Become a Utopian Today!

  1. 2 days ago

    VOORNY: AN ALL FEMALE PARLIAMENT IS BEST! - S09 Ep68

    📣This week, Producer Voorny is back on The Utopia Project couch to revisit his dream planet.... there's some amendments to address, a name change and plenty of new laws to invoke! This time around, we're banning smart glasses, putting women in charge of the government, questioning conspiracy theories, controlling the entire planet's weather and exploring the mysteries of "The Gland" We also discuss why James Corden is the ultimate rival, whether Ed Sheeran is actually overrated, the addictive nightmare of League of Legends, and why small talk is his citizens biggest fear! 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Follow Today's Guest: ❤️ https://www.instagram.com/voorny Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 Welcome to The Utopia Project 00:04 Voorny's Original Planet Gets a Makeover 00:12 New Laws: Banning Smart Glasses 00:17 What If Women Governed the World? 00:24 The Gland: The World's Weirdest Tourist Attraction 00:29 Climate Control & Conspiracy Theories 00:35 Are We Being Kept Scared on Purpose? 00:38 The Lucky Cards of Voorny's Planet 00:42 Why James Corden Is the Ultimate Rival 00:46 Is Ed Sheeran Actually Overrated? 00:50 Voorny's Guilty Pleasure: League of Legends 00:55 The Greatest Fear: Small Talk 01:00 The Awkward Restaurant Story 01:05 Why We Need to Meet People Where They're At 01:09 Support The Utopia Project 01:11 A Final Recap of Voorny's Planet 01:13 What Does the Perfect Day Look Like? 01:17 The Ultimate LAN Party 01:22 Taking Life Slowly 01:23 The End of the Show 01:25 Goodbye from The Utopia Project

    VOORNY: AN ALL FEMALE PARLIAMENT IS BEST! - S09 Ep68
  2. 6 days ago

    CYBERLEEK & THE WRONG WEDDING! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep67

    📣 This week on The Utopia Project, the boys are back with another journey into the unknown! First, the lads talk all about Sharpy's latest trip to London, The perils of FOMO & the recent GTA leaks! Then as always, Chunk, Jak & Sharpy get to work building Utopia proper; first with registering the Sock Cutters Co. at companies house, finding a new social worker for the planet, and finding out exactly what a "Backender" is! You know the score. 4 Idiots. 3 Games, 1 planet. 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOWutopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 Welcome to The Utopia Project 05:00 The Worst Hotel Room in London 10:00 Backflips, Parkour & Being Too Old for It 15:11 GTA 6 Leaks & Cyber Leak 20:00 Rockstar, Spoilers & The GTA 6 Dead Man's Switch 24:04 Risky Business Begins 25:00 Sock Cutters Co. — The Perfect Business for Your Enemies 30:00 Fresh Socks, Foot Juice & Battery Snacks 31:44 Support The Utopia Project on Patreon 34:00 Thunderdome — Who Makes the Best Social Worker 38:00 Why Elton John Would Make a Great Social Worker 40:30 Word on the Street 41:25 What Exactly Is a "Back Ender"? 43:35 The Final Scores 44:00 Subscribe, Follow & Support The Utopia Project 45:45 Welcome to Utopia

    CYBERLEEK & THE WRONG WEDDING! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep67
  3. 30 Aug

    ALICE STRANGE: THE MUSIC INDUSTRY IS A SCAM! - S09 Ep66

    📣 This week on show, the boys joined by Alice Strange. Maverick musician, songwriter, costume designer and all-round creative chaos machine! Chunk, Jak & Sharpy dive into Alice's journey into music, discovering her voice, performing in pubs and clubs as a teenager, the reality of working in the music industry and why getting a record deal might not actually be the dream everyone thinks it is. After all of that, they get into building Alice's perfect planet. with a national anthem about healing, Guinness with secret ingredients, elderflowers, surprise pies, Moira Rose, rocks, and a suspiciously dangerous weaponised didgeridoo! 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Follow Today's Guest: ❤️ https://www.instagram.com/alicestrangeofficial Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 Intro & Alice Strange joins The Utopia Project 05:00 Mixtapes, discovering music & the magic of cassettes 10:00 From singing at school to discovering a career in music 15:00 Why "get a real job" is terrible advice 20:00 The truth about record deals & music industry contracts 25:00 Making music, costumes & creating your own world 27:00 Time to build a planet: Welcome to Strange Topia 30:00 Strange Topia's flag is... a dog in a hat 33:00 The national anthem, healing & Gadget the Mighty 37:00 Guinness with marshmallows?! 42:00 The strange science of Guinness, marshmallows & taste 46:00 Elderflower cordial vs squash 49:00 The ultimate chaos pie 53:00 Law #1: Curiosity Before Judgment 55:00 Law #2: No Conformity Without Consent 59:00 Workplace conformity, birthday cards & fake employees 1:02:00 Moira Rose becomes an ambassador 1:07:00 Strange Topia's 28-day rewilding tradition 1:10:00 Patreon & supporting The Utopia Project 1:12:00 The national treasure: GOOD ROCKS 1:15:00 Fans, sticks & getting distracted 1:18:00 The Strange Topia recap 1:20:00 The weaponised didgeridoo scenario 1:23:00 Find Alice Strange & upcoming music 1:25:00 Subscribe, follow & support The Utopia Project

    ALICE STRANGE: THE MUSIC INDUSTRY IS A SCAM! - S09 Ep66
  4. 26 Aug

    DRUM & BASS BIKE BUNNY! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep65

    📣 This week on The Utopia Project, The boys are talking drum & bass bike raves, questionable life choices and one very sweaty bunny. Sharpy has been cycling around Sheffield at a massive drum & bass bike event, getting out of his comfort zone & making friends from strangers. meanwhile Chunk has been getting ticked off at the splashzone! The boys also somehow find time to discuss Cars, Twinlakes, getting paid to scare people and the most horrifying magic trick imaginable. 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 - Welcome to The Utopia Project 02:00 - Drum & Bass on Bikes in Sheffield 04:00 - The Bunny Costume Makes an Appearance 06:00 - Getting Out of Your Comfort Zone 08:00 - What a Bike Rave Is Actually Like 10:00 - Cycling Through a Massive Crowd 12:00 - We've Finally Watched Cars 15:00 - Twinlakes, Rollercoasters & The Splash Park 20:00 - Getting Paid to Scare People 24:00 - Alternative Options: Reinventing Streaming Services 29:00 - Brain Prolapse Max 32:00 - The New Sound of a Fart 35:00 - What Should Farts Sound Like? 38:00 - Support The Utopia Project on Patreon 40:30 - Creature Feature: The Pleeble 43:00 - The World's Most Knowledgeable Egg 46:00 - The Turbo Pleeble 48:30 - The End of The Utopia Project 50:15 - Welcome to Utopia

    DRUM & BASS BIKE BUNNY! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep65
  5. 23 Aug

    DISTANCE DIVINE: CROFT FEST WILL BE MASSIVE! - S09 Ep64

    📣 This week on the show, The boys are joined by Ryan and Johnny from Distance Divine to build one of the most completely unhinged planets we've ever created.They chat about their new single "The Flood", their songwriting process, the band's return to live music, and Croft Fest — a charity festival raising money for Muscular Dystrophy UK in memory of their friend Ben. Once the admin is out the way, They gang explores "Big time" A planet with a 105m x 68m flag, full of haggis, chicken, Monster Energy eggs, mandatory cycling to work, a terrifying food-based law system, Alan Partridge, and a yearly ceremony where the entire planet's giant flag gets even bigger! 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Follow Today's Guest: ❤️ https://www.instagram.com/distancedivine Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 - Intro & meeting Distance Divine 05:35 - Croft Fest, music & raising money for charity 10:53 - Building the planet: welcome to Big Time 15:09 - The mysterious Big Time language 17:22 - The world's biggest flag 20:38 - Big Time's national anthem & battle cry 24:49 - Pre-gig rituals, nerves & performing live28:27 - The world's strangest national dish 34:53 - Chicken, Monster & the dangerous world of eggs40:44 - The Big Time set meal & drinks 43:42 - The laws of Big Time 49:22 - Cycling to work & Alan Partridge 53:28 - Patreon & supporting The Utopia Project 55:22 - The annual Flag Extension Day 58:22 - Big Time's national treasure 01:01:31 - The Big Time planet recap 01:04:18 - The black hole problem 01:08:57 - Distance Divine, The Flood & what's next 01:10:25 Outro & The Utopia Project

    DISTANCE DIVINE: CROFT FEST WILL BE MASSIVE! - S09 Ep64
  6. 19 Aug

    I NEED MORE DOPAMINE! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep63

    📣 This week, Chunk is in a funk. Despite having plenty going on, he's struggling to find that next big hit of excitement and reckons he needs MORE DOPAMINE. As expected, the lads' solutions quickly escalate from starting a new project to skydiving, jeopardy, nearly dying in a fan and potentially committing crimes. The boys tackle all the big issues, like the 2026 eclipse, organising a trip to the Haribo factory, reminisce about DiggerLand, and discover that JCB rides apparently provide the dopamine rush we've all been looking for. Following that, the boys find the best thing to stop you making a mistake, meet the local legend "Roger Clock" & develop new laws around museums! 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 - Intro – Chunky Needs More Dopamine 05:10 - How Do You Get Your Motivation Back? 10:05 - Finding Excitement in Life Again 13:05 - Sponsored by Liberty Slice Co 14:00 - The 2026 Eclipse Is Coming 17:30 - The Haribo Factory Challenge 20:00 - Dig Land, JCB Rides & Questionable Decisions 23:00 - Stuff or Things – The Best Way to Stop Making Mistakes 26:00 - Why YouTube Tutorials Are Bloody Brilliant 29:00 - Pocket-Sized Chunky & The Ultimate Mistake Prevention 32:40 - Patreon – Support The Utopia Project 34:30 - Local Legends – Meet Roger Clock 38:25 - Law of the Land – How Do We Fix Museums? 42:20 - Kids Are Banned From Museums 43:50 - Final Scores & Outro 45:13 - Welcome to Utopia

    I NEED MORE DOPAMINE! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep63
  7. 16 Aug

    SOAPER: BRING BACK THE 90's! - S09 Ep62

    📣 This week on the show, Chunk, Jak & (Kind of) Sharpy are joined by the incredibly talented, Soaper - and things get very, very wet.In a round of Planet wars, Soaper decided to create a planet where waterparks replace roads, lazy rivers are public transport, the "wet folk" and the "landies" are locked in an increasingly ridiculous conflict, and anyone who breaks the rules could find themselves on THE ETERNAL SLIDE! Along the way the gang get into 90s nostalgia, Pogs, Game Boys, Nirvana, Oasis, Mr Motivator, David Attenborough, Slipknot, tacos, Panda Pops, Malibu and the important question of whether citizens should have their internet access limited! And finally they get to the bottom of what happens when your entire civilisation suddenly can't reproduce... 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Follow Today's Guest: ❤️ https://www.instagram.com/Soaperband Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 - Welcome to The Utopia Project 05:00 - Making an album, recording at Church Studios & writing music 10:00 - Soaper's upcoming gigs & the nightmare of touring 15:00 - Nirvana, Dave Grohl & the battle between original and cover bands 20:20 - Planet Building Begins: 90s Ville vs Aqua Fantasia 25:00 - Designing a Waterpark Planet 30:00 - Pogs, 90s nostalgia & the Eternal Slide 35:00 - The Most Dangerous Water Slide Ever 40:00 - National Anthems, Bernard's Watch & 90s TV Nostalgia 45:00 - Battle Cries: Napalm Death vs Slipknot 47:45 - National Dish: Tacos vs Crispy Pancakes 52:00 - Grape Soda, Panda Pops & Malibu 57:00 - Jaffa Cakes, Peanut Butter & Jam 59:00 - The Laws of Aqua Fantasia: No Clowns, No Oasis 1:05:00 - Deftones, Music Nostalgia & Planetary Ambassadors 1:10:00 - Patreon, Exclusive Episodes & Supporting The Podcast 1:12:00 - The Flood: Aqua Fantasia's Yearly Tradition 1:15:00 - One Day of Internet Per Year 1:20:00 - Choosing Aqua Fantasia's Yearly Tradition 1:21:30 - The Game Boy National Treasure 1:26:45 - The Final Aqua Fantasia Recap 1:29:00 - What Happens When Nobody Can Reproduce? 1:32:30 - The Winning Planet & Soper 1:34:20 - Find The Utopia Project Online 1:36:07 - Welcome to Utopia

    SOAPER: BRING BACK THE 90's! - S09 Ep62

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🚨🎙️LINCOLNSHIRE’s BIGGEST PODCAST🎙️🚨 🌎EXPLORING DREAM WORLDS!🚀 Come on a journey with the Utopian Gods as they ponder the imaginary perfect worlds of our guests! What would your dream planet look like? What would be the national anthem? Who would be your ambassador? How about your national dish? That's the simple stuff out of the way, What's being banned on your planet? and what would be the punishment for anyone who dared to defy you? From flags to fiery pits, we explore it all, even finding celebrities the perfect career paths in Utopia! Join the gods, Become a Utopian Today!

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