The Utopia Project

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🚨🎙️LINCOLNSHIRE’s BIGGEST PODCAST🎙️🚨 🌎EXPLORING DREAM WORLDS!🚀 Come on a journey with the Utopian Gods as they ponder the imaginary perfect worlds of our guests! What would your dream planet look like? What would be the national anthem? Who would be your ambassador? How about your national dish? That's the simple stuff out of the way, What's being banned on your planet? and what would be the punishment for anyone who dared to defy you? From flags to fiery pits, we explore it all, even finding celebrities the perfect career paths in Utopia! Join the gods, Become a Utopian Today!

  1. 2 days ago

    SOAPER: BRING BACK THE 90's! - S09 Ep62

    📣 This week on the show, Chunk, Jak & (Kind of) Sharpy are joined by the incredibly talented, Soaper - and things get very, very wet.In a round of Planet wars, Soaper decided to create a planet where waterparks replace roads, lazy rivers are public transport, the "wet folk" and the "landies" are locked in an increasingly ridiculous conflict, and anyone who breaks the rules could find themselves on THE ETERNAL SLIDE! Along the way the gang get into 90s nostalgia, Pogs, Game Boys, Nirvana, Oasis, Mr Motivator, David Attenborough, Slipknot, tacos, Panda Pops, Malibu and the important question of whether citizens should have their internet access limited! And finally they get to the bottom of what happens when your entire civilisation suddenly can't reproduce... 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Follow Today's Guest: ❤️ https://www.instagram.com/Soaperband Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 - Welcome to The Utopia Project 05:00 - Making an album, recording at Church Studios & writing music 10:00 - Soaper's upcoming gigs & the nightmare of touring 15:00 - Nirvana, Dave Grohl & the battle between original and cover bands 20:20 - Planet Building Begins: 90s Ville vs Aqua Fantasia 25:00 - Designing a Waterpark Planet 30:00 - Pogs, 90s nostalgia & the Eternal Slide 35:00 - The Most Dangerous Water Slide Ever 40:00 - National Anthems, Bernard's Watch & 90s TV Nostalgia 45:00 - Battle Cries: Napalm Death vs Slipknot 47:45 - National Dish: Tacos vs Crispy Pancakes 52:00 - Grape Soda, Panda Pops & Malibu 57:00 - Jaffa Cakes, Peanut Butter & Jam 59:00 - The Laws of Aqua Fantasia: No Clowns, No Oasis 1:05:00 - Deftones, Music Nostalgia & Planetary Ambassadors 1:10:00 - Patreon, Exclusive Episodes & Supporting The Podcast 1:12:00 - The Flood: Aqua Fantasia's Yearly Tradition 1:15:00 - One Day of Internet Per Year 1:20:00 - Choosing Aqua Fantasia's Yearly Tradition 1:21:30 - The Game Boy National Treasure 1:26:45 - The Final Aqua Fantasia Recap 1:29:00 - What Happens When Nobody Can Reproduce? 1:32:30 - The Winning Planet & Soper 1:34:20 - Find The Utopia Project Online 1:36:07 - Welcome to Utopia

    SOAPER: BRING BACK THE 90's! - S09 Ep62

  2. 6 days ago

    WE FIX ROADWORKS FOREVER! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep61

    📣 This week the boys are back together after a weekend away, featuring questionable water park decisions, birthday celebrations that got out of hand, mysterious falls caught on camera, and an unexpectedly passionate discussion about pickled ginger. Then it's time for another trip to see "The Boys in the Lab" where they finally solve one of modern life's biggest frustrations... roadworks. The solution? Magnets. Lots of magnets. Obviously. Elsewhere, blenders get an audio upgrade, a brand new utopian creature is unleashed upon the world, Voorny chats to his mummy and as always, complete chaos follows. 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 Intro 00:15 Birthday drinks, sushi & pickled ginger 05:35 Tattershall Lakes 10:05 The giant aqua park disaster 14:50 Alternative Options: Fixing roadworks forever 20:45 Roads that never need repairing 25:00 Planetary Playlist: A better blender sound 26:10 Voorny's legendary fall (caught on camera) 30:00 Support the podcast on Patreon 31:50 Creature Feature: The Wheel Hog 39:40 Scores & deciding the winner 40:40 Like, subscribe & outro

    WE FIX ROADWORKS FOREVER! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep61

  3. 9 Aug

    SHARPY: £500K FOR EVERY CITIZEN! - S09 Ep60

    📣 This week The boys expand Sharpy's Dreamland with the world of "I'm A Planet, F*** Off" and they explore Berocca Land, hot air balloon luxury travel, a lucky charm worth £500,000, a Hall of Fame featuring Jamie Hutchinson, and a surprisingly honest discussion about mental health and the fear of completely losing control. The gang also discover why Swifties are the biggest rival of the planet, why Jak ruins everything, and what Sharpy's perfect day would actually look like. Expect the usual chaos, Berocca, cheese sandwiches, and absolutely no professionalism. 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 Intro & Welcome Back To Sharpy's Planet 04:24 Berocca Land: The Planet's Ultimate Tourist Attraction 09:00 Luxury On The Planet: Hot Air Balloons & Designer Clothes 11:54 Sponsor - Liberty Slice Co 12:50 The £500,000 Lucky Charm Debate 18:00 Why Swifties Are The Planet's Biggest Rival 23:33 Sharpy's Hall Of Fame 32:53 Greatest Fear: Going Fully Mental 40:09 Sharpy's Perfect Day Begins 44:08 Berocca Land, DJ Sets & Hot Air Balloons 49:22 Patreon & Supporting The Show 51:16 Planet Scenario: A War Wants To Pass Through 55:01 Wrapping Up Sharpy's Planet 57:13 Outro

    SHARPY: £500K FOR EVERY CITIZEN! - S09 Ep60

  4. 5 Aug

    WEIRDEST MONEY-SAVING HOLIDAY EVER! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep59

    📣 This week, Chunk & Jak are joined by James from Deadly Changes as he stands in for Sharpy while he has a well earned birthday week off. The boys somehow convince themselves that flying to Spain for a day just to buy cheap tobacco is a sensible financial decision, debate whether anyone can take up running without making it their entire personality, and get way too excited about a trip to Diggerland! As always, there's a fresh round of Risky Business, Thunderdome, and Word on the Street, featuring everything from Wallace & Gromit becoming taxi drivers to the invention of Summer Squirt™ 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Follow Today's Guest: ❤️ https://www.instagram.com/jamesclaymusic Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco

    WEIRDEST MONEY-SAVING HOLIDAY EVER! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep59

  5. 2 Aug

    CARIAD: I'M INDESTRUCTIBLE, MY CAR IS NOT! - S09 Ep58

    📣 Today Chunk, Jak & Sharpy are joined by half of the smooth as hell Cariad. A band formed after an inspirational gig by Richard Ashcroft and love for performing. They talked all about their upcoming album and their extraordinary journey to make it come to fruition and their perilous times at their debut gigs. After a lovely chat, the Cariad gang shared their thoughts on a perfect planet, consisting of car crashes, moving christmas, better gig etiquette, amber leaf, trainspotting and dobie gray!An absolute belter of an episode, All that's needed now is someone to jump out of a plane, back flip of a volcano and headbutt a train to promote it! 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Follow Today's Guest: ❤️ https://www.instagram.com/official_cariad Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco

    CARIAD: I'M INDESTRUCTIBLE, MY CAR IS NOT! - S09 Ep58

  6. 29 Jul

    WE'RE ALL JUST FOLLOWING THE CROWD! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep57

    📣 This week the boys are back with another episode of absolute nonsense as they talk holidays, tourist traps, creativity, Marvel, horror films, parenting fears, and why apparently nobody can be trusted around a fucking crab. Jak tells all about his trip to Florence and Pisa, including an absolutely rammed Italian train, the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the eternal question: why does everyone take the exact same photo? The boys get into why people follow the crowd, the pressure to do what everyone else is doing, and whether being told to watch something automatically makes you want to do the opposite. Follow this with a quick deep dive into Marvel, Doctor Doom, Agents of SHIELD and the increasingly impossible task of keeping up with the MCU, and a recommendation for the horror film Obsession. sprinkle on top, climbing Snowdon with kids, anxious parenting, terrifying piers, angry crabs and you are just about up to date! And, of course, they finish with the games; including battering rams at parties, mounjaro ridden gammons & Fiery mistakes! Basically, another completely normal episode of The Utopia Project. 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 – Welcome Back to The Utopia Project 05:00 – The Worst Train Journey in Italy 10:00 – Why We Hate Being Told What to Do 15:00 – Marvel, Doctor Doom & The MCU Is Getting Too Much 18:30 – Getting Caught in a Tourist Trap in Florence 21:00 – Climbing Snowdon With the Kids 25:00 – Parenting Anxiety, Piers & The Fear of the Sea 30:00 – Why Are We All So Afraid of Crabs? 31:40 – Stuff & Things: How Not to Look Silly at a Party 37:30 – The Whoopee Cushion Makes a Comeback 42:30 – Childhood Vandalism & Feeling Silly 44:45 – Local Legends: The Story of Flappy Ash 51:45 – Law of the Land: Ban Fire Breathing? 56:00 – The Final Scores & Goodbye

    WE'RE ALL JUST FOLLOWING THE CROWD! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep57

  7. 26 Jul

    GUNNAR MACGOWAN: A TRIP TO THE PUB INSPIRED MY ALBUM! - S09 Ep56

    📣 The week, Chunk, Jak & Sharpy are joined by young indie folk upstart, Gunnar Macgowan where he talked about his upcoming album, how he accidentally wrote it after a night on the beers at the cardinal's hat & shared some insights as to what it's like being a rockstar casanova. After a chat, the boys explored his very own planet that was designed to cause as much discomfort to its citizens... the only twist is that all the citizens were multiversal versions of himself.... A representation of some inner self hatred or a pedestal for a rock and roll ego? you decide! Either way, a journey not to be missed! especially when it gets Sharpy all riled up! 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Follow Today's Guest: ❤️ https://www.instagram.com/gunnarmacgowan Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco

    GUNNAR MACGOWAN: A TRIP TO THE PUB INSPIRED MY ALBUM! - S09 Ep56

  8. 22 Jul

    STRONG MAN TRAINING BROKE ME! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep55

    📣 Today on the show, Chunk, Jak & Sharpy chat about their recent jam packed weekend where they popped to see The Fargo Railroad Co. followed by pizza, football and then obviously a day with a strong man filming content and killing themselves off! Follow this up with some classic Utopian games of Risky business, thunderdome and word on the street! and let's not forget about Jak & Sharpy's juicy gossip! 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco

    STRONG MAN TRAINING BROKE ME! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep55
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🚨🎙️LINCOLNSHIRE’s BIGGEST PODCAST🎙️🚨 🌎EXPLORING DREAM WORLDS!🚀 Come on a journey with the Utopian Gods as they ponder the imaginary perfect worlds of our guests! What would your dream planet look like? What would be the national anthem? Who would be your ambassador? How about your national dish? That's the simple stuff out of the way, What's being banned on your planet? and what would be the punishment for anyone who dared to defy you? From flags to fiery pits, we explore it all, even finding celebrities the perfect career paths in Utopia! Join the gods, Become a Utopian Today!

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  • Creator
    theutopiaproject
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    276
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © theutopiaproject
  • Show Website
    The Utopia Project