Say Podcast and Die!

Say Podcast and Die!
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Two queer horror nerds sit in a closet and revisit R.L. Stine's Goosebumps series. New episodes every first and third Monday!

  1. 24/12/2024 ·  Bonus

    Theories & Queeries #30

    Andy and Alyssa return to the world of Give Yourself Goosebumps with #12: Welcome to the Wicked Wax Museum. As they explore this presumably Massachusetts-based attraction, they encounter history, horrors, Easter eggs, and puzzling workplaces. Follow @saypodanddie on Instagram, and get in touch at saypodanddie@gmail.com // Theme music by Haunted Corpose

  2. 02/12/2024

    S3E05 - Dr. Maniac vs. Robby Schwartz (Goosebumps HorrorLand #5)

    Andy and Alyssa read Goosebumps HorrorLand #5: Dr. Maniac vs. Robby Schwartz, which achieves the distinction of being the worst book they've read for the podcast (so far). Along the way, they discuss questionable fashion choices, Ice Capades, unhinged male villains, veggie burgers and nachos, bizarre catchphrases, the blending of the main story with the HorrorLand plot, the Gingerbread Man, imaginary family members and missing children, disturbingly elaborate revenge plots, and R.L. Stine's death rolodex.  Follow @saypodanddie on Instagram, and get in touch at saypodanddie@gmail.com // Theme music by Haunted Corpose

  3. 18/11/2024

    S3E04 - The Scream of the Haunted Mask (Goosebumps HorrorLand #4)

    This week, Andy and Alyssa read Goosebumps HorrorLand #4: The Scream of the Haunted Mask. As they reacquaint themselves with Carly Beth Caldwell, they discuss trauma, bad friends, lopsided grins, scary horse things, ghost animals, obscure historical attractions, and the mysterious shopkeeper's motives. Follow @saypodanddie on Instagram, and get in touch at saypodanddie@gmail.com // Theme music by Haunted Corpose

  4. 05/11/2024 ·  Bonus

    Theories & Queeries #29

    In this bonus episode, Andy and Alyssa revisit their old game, RLS vs LMN -- with a twist. This time, Andy must guess whether a plot summary was written by R.L. Stine, the Lifetime Movie Network, or Chat GPT. Play along and let us know how you did! Follow @saypodanddie on Instagram, and get in touch at saypodanddie@gmail.com // Theme music by Haunted Corpose

  5. 04/11/2024

    S3E03 - Monster Blood for Breakfast! (Goosebumps HorrorLand #3)

    Andy and Alyssa read Goosebumps HorrorLand #3: Monster Blood for Breakfast! Along the way, they discuss  cool kids, science versus sci-fi, food issues, confusing size logistics, wild science fair projects, steroids, and the horrors of the Internet. Follow @saypodanddie on Instagram, and get in touch at saypodanddie@gmail.com // Theme music by Haunted Corpose

  6. 21/10/2024

    S3E02 - Creep from the Deep (Goosebumps HorrorLand #2)

    This week, Andy and Alyssa read Goosebumps HorrorLand #2: Creep from the Deep. As they reacquaint themselves with Billy and Sheena Deep, they discuss submersibles, pirates, the undead, folktales, body and face horror, bad childcare, and more. Spoiler alert:not a single frickin' mermaid to be found!  Follow @saypodanddie on Instagram, and get in touch at saypodanddie@gmail.com // Theme music by Haunted Corpose

  7. 07/10/2024

    S3E01 - Revenge of the Living Dummy (HorrorLand #1)

    Andy and Alyssa are back! They kick off the new season with Goosebumps HorrorLand #1: Revenge of the Living Dummy. Follow @saypodanddie on Instagram, and get in touch at saypodanddie@gmail.com // Theme music by Haunted Corpose

  8. 06/11/2023

    S02E39 - Ghost in the Mirror (Goosebumps Series 2000 #25)

    At long last, Andy and Alyssa wrap up Series 2000 with the final installment: Ghost in the Mirror. Along the way, they discuss  interior design hot takes, monster twists, friendship reversals, scary furniture, splatterpunk, and more. Follow @saypodanddie on Instagram, and get in touch at saypodanddie@gmail.com // Theme music by Haunted Corpose

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Two queer horror nerds sit in a closet and revisit R.L. Stine's Goosebumps series. New episodes every first and third Monday!

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  • Creator
    Say Podcast and Die!
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2024
  • Episodes
    160
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © 2026 Say Podcast and Die!
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