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The creators of My Brother, My Brother and Me and The Worst Idea of All Time review the film Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 every American Thanksgiving from now until the end of linear time. They may never yield. They will never be freed. This is their curse. This is their podcast.

Til Death Do Us Blart Tim Batt, Guy Montgomery, The McElroy Brothers

    • TV & Film
    • 4.9 • 145 Ratings

The creators of My Brother, My Brother and Me and The Worst Idea of All Time review the film Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 every American Thanksgiving from now until the end of linear time. They may never yield. They will never be freed. This is their curse. This is their podcast.

    Til Death Do Us Blart 2020

    Til Death Do Us Blart 2020

    Well pals, it's that time of year again. American Thanksgiving. This year, we're mixing things up with a Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 commentary track designed to be synced with the film. Yes, you read that right, we're ACTIVELY incentivizing the watching of this film.
    Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery

    • 1 hr 37 min
    Bonus Episode: Origins

    Bonus Episode: Origins

    When the world cried out for a distraction, five dumb heroes answered the call. For one time only, Til Death Do Us Blart goes where it has never gone before: the beginning of it all.

    • 1 hr 2 min
    Til Death Do Us Blart 2019

    Til Death Do Us Blart 2019

    It’s American Thanksgiving once more and so the grim task of forcing Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 into their eyeballs and ears. This year features some bold new approaches to consuming the movie and, if we’re being honest, some mistakes were made… Enjoy!
    Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery
    Music: “Bottom of the River” by Delta Rae

    • 1 hr 19 min
    Til Death Do Us Blart 2018

    Til Death Do Us Blart 2018

    American Thanksgiving can mean only one thing: Five people, somewhere on Earth, have watched Paul Blart Mall Cop 2. Stay tuned to the end of this year's installment of this beloved tradition for some exciting news from Tim and Guy! 
    Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery
    Music: "California Soul" by Marlena Shaw

    • 1 hr 36 min
    Til Death Do Us Blart 2017

    Til Death Do Us Blart 2017

    American Thanksgiving is upon us yet again and while we reflect on the bounty that various cosmic powers have provided us with, we can also be grateful that Kevin James' comedy highlight, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 has been digitally captured for our endless, annual enjoyment.
     
    Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery
     
    Music: "Fly Away" by John Camerson

    • 1 hr 14 min
    Til Death Do Us Blart 2016

    Til Death Do Us Blart 2016

    Here we are again, friends. It's been what can only be described as a BonerYear, but that won't stop us from watching Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 a-fucking-gain.
    Current hosts (who can only be freed from their hosting duties by death): Tim Batt, Guy Montgomery, Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy
    Music: "You Are The Light" by Jens Lekman

    • 1 hr 34 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
145 Ratings

145 Ratings

Ona Mai 🧚🏽‍♀️ ,

These dudes kill it every time!!

Absolutely bloody love this podcast!! These dudes kill it every time. I continue to listen over and over again! Who knew a podcast could bring you so much joy! Paul Blart is a banger and I will continue to watch it until the end of time or until the world comes crashing down

harry 😔 ,

I love and hate this podcast.

For some reason my stupid monkey brain has decided that the podcast that uploads once a year (twice if the world is burning) is my favourite podcast. I’ve binged listened to these few episodes about four times over now, and eagerly wait this year’s episode - a shining light in the despair of a pandemic.

Avptremor ,

Always bet on blart

Absolutely stellar content with a phenomenal cast. Fun Fact: I found out about the mcelroy boys through this podcast!

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