Topicopedia

Topicopedia

https://linktr.ee/topicopedia Topicopedia is the podcast where current affairs meet complete nonsense. Every week, Ste & Nicole dive into the biggest stories from Topical Media, read your messages, opinions and questionable life choices, then inevitably get distracted by something completely unrelated. Expect our Off-topic Topic, Judge Jerry (where Uncle Jerry solves modern problems with even more modern solutions), Follow Fast or Scroll Past, Meme of the Week, Jokes of the Week, and whatever random tangents we end up on in between. It’s packed with sarcastic humour, ridiculous conversations, awful puns, plenty of innuendo, and the kind of banter you’d expect from two mates who probably should’ve stayed off the internet. If you like your podcasts funny, a little bit chaotic, and only loosely held together by a running order… welcome to Topicopedia.

  1. 4 days ago

    EP226 | Crotch Goblins, Supermarket Rage & Judge Jerry’s Wedding Verdict

    EP226 | Crotch Goblins, Supermarket Rage & Judge Jerry’s Wedding Verdict Crotch goblins, supermarket rage, New York mole people, common sense and a child-free wedding that somehow ends up in Judge Jerry’s courtroom. Welcome to Topicopedia EP226. 🎙️😂 This week, Ste and Nicole get into listener feedback, some of the stranger stories making the headlines, people apparently emerging from New York manholes, trees getting rights and Chester Zoo’s slightly unfortunate predator ticket wording. Then it’s this week’s Off Topic Topic: the things other people’s kids do in public that drive us absolutely mad — sticky fingers, seat kicking, blocking aisles and parents pretending not to notice. Judge Jerry returns to rule on a child-free wedding that somehow turns into a plan to use a new mum’s house as an unofficial childcare centre. After that, it’s supermarket edition of Follow Fast or Scroll Past, Meme of the Week and a final selection of jokes that probably shouldn’t have made it onto the internet. 👇 Let us know your thoughts in the comments and vote for Meme of the Week at Topicopedia.online. 👍 Like 🔔 Subscribe 💬 Comment 📤 Share it with somebody whose “common sense” needs reviewing. ⏱️ CHAPTERS 00:00 - Intro 02:50 - B&M bargains, spiders & the weekly catch-up 15:36 - Andy’s Segment / Listener Feedback 21:50 - This Week’s News 37:21 - Off Topic Topic: Other People’s Crotch Goblins 1:02:12 - Judge Jerry: The Child-Free Wedding 1:10:52 - Follow Fast or Scroll Past: Supermarket Edition 1:32:58 - Meme of the Week 1:36:38 - Jokes of the Week 1:40:41 - Outro #Topicopedia #Podcast #UKPodcast #ComedyPodcast #BritishHumour #FunnyPodcast #JudgeJerry #PodcastClips #CrotchGoblins #Supermarket #Funny #Comedy

    EP226 | Crotch Goblins, Supermarket Rage & Judge Jerry’s Wedding Verdict
  2. 19 Aug

    EP222 | MICHAEL BARRYMORE, PENIS FILLERS & THE LAPTOP FROM HELL

    This week on Topicopedia, things get weird remarkably quickly. Nicole somehow gets Michael Barrymore to sing Happy Birthday to “Spoodpimpy”, we discover what happens when somebody puts Bovril in a SodaStream, and Ste finds Nicole a bargain laptop online… unfortunately the seller appears to have included considerably more in the photos than just the ports. We also get into emergency wildfire alerts, AI working out where your holiday photos were taken, the increasingly questionable world of penis fillers, and ask what things are massively overrated — including Matcha, Dubai chocolate, gender reveal parties and the legendary Binley Mega Chippy. Then Judge Jerry tackles possibly his finest case yet: a man discovers his girlfriend of six years has secretly married her gay best friend to help him get a mortgage. Somehow, two dogs called Pickle and Dave end up becoming key parts of the judgement. Plus: four-day weeks, working from home, office birthday collections, compulsory fun, cameras on in meetings, quiet quitting, Meme of the Week and the usual terrible jokes. 00:00 Intro 04:05 Birthdays, eclipses & general nonsense 08:18 Michael Barrymore sings for Spoodpimpy 14:23 Listener feedback 17:58 Bovril in a SodaStream 26:43 This week's news 27:13 The emergency wildfire alert 32:54 AI can identify your holiday photos 39:40 Why are men getting penis fillers? 42:46 What is massively overrated? 56:21 Whatever happened to Binley Mega Chippy? 58:02 Nicole's new laptop takes a VERY strange turn 1:02:49 Judge Jerry: She secretly married someone else 1:08:31 Judge Jerry delivers his verdict 1:10:31 Workplace debates 1:18:25 Compulsory fun can get in the bin 1:22:16 Quiet quitting 1:27:24 Meme of the Week 1:30:16 Jokes of the Week #Topicopedia #ComedyPodcast #BritishPodcast #UKPodcast #PodcastComedy #JudgeJerry #FunnyPodcast #MichaelBarrymore #QuietQuitting #MemeOfTheWeek

    EP222 | MICHAEL BARRYMORE, PENIS FILLERS & THE LAPTOP FROM HELL
  3. 12 Aug

    EP221 | We Both Lick it Out

    We both lick it out. Yes, that is a genuine sentence from EP221. And yes, we immediately realised it would probably end up in the title. This week Ste and Nicole tackle the important issues: the correct way to eat a Creme Egg, whether eating an Oreo normally makes you a psychopath, why stealing somebody else's chips tastes better because "the secret ingredient is crime", and just how much food you can cram into your mouth before your jaw gives up. Before all that, there's a confession involving a nearly 1,200-day Snapchat streak that technically died before being resurrected for 99p, another accidental brush with going viral, baby spiders, listener feedback from Andy and another collection of news stories that sound made up but somehow aren't. We meet 97-year-old wing-walker Betty Bromage, hear about a Mercedes badge apparently getting hot enough to brand people and discover a fashion label whose name basically translates to Fecal Matter. Then Judge Jerry returns to decide whether secretly recording a two-faced relative really ruined a wedding — including seven bridesmaids, an unwanted wedding celebration and a cousin who probably shouldn't be trusted anywhere near the bouquet. Finally, Follow Fast or Scroll Past takes on social-media habits including shared Facebook accounts, gym selfies, public relationship arguments, filming strangers, parents posting their children online, voice notes, feet pics and screenshotting private conversations. Plus Meme of the Week attempts to return, before technology gets involved, and we finish with the usual selection of terrible jokes. 🎧 Topicopedia EP221 — out now. 🌐 Topicopedia.online #Topicopedia #ComedyPodcast #BritishPodcast #UKPodcast #Podcast #PodcastClips #JudgeJerry #UncleJerry #Comedy #SocialMedia #FunnyPodcast #PodcastComedy 00:00 Intro & Host Catch-Up 08:57 The Andy Segment & Listener Feedback 18:05 Notable News 28:53 Betty Bromage, Mercedes & Fecal Fashion 34:57 Off Topic: How Do You Eat Yours? 38:02 Psychopathic Oreos & Food Rules 48:39 Judge Jerry: Did I Ruin the Wedding? 58:43 Follow Fast or Scroll Past 01:02:13 Shared Accounts & Relationship Drama 01:09:41 Filming Strangers, Kids Online & Feet Pics 01:23:57 Meme of the Week 01:25:46 Jokes of the Week

    EP221 | We Both Lick it Out
  4. 5 Aug

    EP220 | SEX ROBOT TEACHERS & NAKED STONEHENGE

    Description: Nicole’s back has finally packed up, Ste has returned from his birthday trip to London considerably poorer, and a disappointing Gordon Ramsay burger has left him questioning everything. In Episode 220 of Topicopedia, we hear about Nicole’s terrifying night home alone, debate whether Britain should ever reconsider the death penalty, and meet the electric Jaguar driver whose own car grassed him up to the police. There’s also an AI school robot linked to a company making sex bots, surfing dogs, a £28,000 overdue library book, a floor covered in enough peanut butter to make 15,000 sandwiches, and the chance to dance naked inside Stonehenge. Our Off Topic discussion asks why stolen chips, cinema popcorn and food made by somebody else always taste better. Then Judge Jerry delivers his verdict on a boyfriend who practically lives at his girlfriend’s house, eats her food, uses her electricity, contributes absolutely nothing and considers McDonald’s an acceptable birthday celebration. We also tackle the biggest restaurant debates, including QR code menus, automatic service charges, splitting the bill, children in fine-dining restaurants, bottomless brunches and tipping in the UK. Plus Meme of the Week and a collection of jokes that become progressively less suitable for polite company. Vote for your favourite meme and send us your stories, questions and feedback at Topicopedia.online. Please like, subscribe, comment and share the episode with somebody who enjoys terrible advice delivered with complete confidence. 00:00 Uncle Jerry’s EP220 introduction 01:45 Nicole’s back and Ste’s birthday 06:04 London, train chaos and Gordon Ramsay 22:19 Listener feedback and Nicole’s midnight scare 31:37 Notable News 48:13 Off Topic: Foods that taste better for no reason 64:06 Judge Jerry: Boyfriend or house cat? 74:12 Follow Fast or Scroll Past: Restaurant debates 88:24 Meme of the Week 91:38 Jokes of the Week 95:11 Outro #Topicopedia #Podcast #BritishPodcast #ComedyPodcast #JudgeJerry #UncleJerry #RelationshipAdvice #FunnyPodcast #UKPodcast #PodcastClips

    EP220 | SEX ROBOT TEACHERS & NAKED STONEHENGE
  5. 29 Jul

    EP219 | THE CHEESECAKE WAS FOREPLAY…

    In Episode 219, Ste and Nicole accidentally spend far too long investigating Ben & Jerry’s flavours before eventually remembering they have an actual podcast to record. There’s listener feedback, Andy Burnham and Number 10 North, hosepipe snitches, people parachuting from towers, a real-life Spider-Man, rogue AI, Sam Smith’s hazel-eye confusion and plenty more from the week’s headlines. Nicole then challenges Ste to identify everyday products using nothing but furious one-star reviews, before Uncle Jerry tackles a family crisis involving missing food, a hidden kitchen camera, a stolen cheesecake and a mum secretly using her son’s house as a waiting room for an affair with the 82-year-old neighbour. Finally, meal kits, Amazon Prime, app payments, advert-free streaming, creator memberships and car subscriptions face Follow Fast or Scroll Past, followed by Meme of the Week and another collection of deeply questionable jokes. Share the podcast and vote for your favourite meme at Topicopedia.online. 00:00 Welcome to Episode 219 02:44 Nicole’s Home Alone and 3D Printing 05:45 Andy’s Feedback 09:49 The Unplanned Ben & Jerry’s Investigation 19:01 This Week’s News 29:36 Hosepipe Bans and Neighbour Revenge 31:47 Parachuting From Towers 34:05 Spider-Man, Rogue AI and the Viral Cleaner 36:16 Sam Smith’s Hazel-Eye Confusion 38:40 Serious News and Political Violence 43:24 Off-Topic Topic: Guess the One-Star Product 57:30 Judge Jerry: Mum’s Cheesecake Affair 1:05:57 Follow Fast or Scroll Past: Subscriptions 1:29:22 Meme of the Week 1:31:55 Jokes of the Week 1:36:05 Outro

    EP219 | THE CHEESECAKE WAS FOREPLAY…

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https://linktr.ee/topicopedia Topicopedia is the podcast where current affairs meet complete nonsense. Every week, Ste & Nicole dive into the biggest stories from Topical Media, read your messages, opinions and questionable life choices, then inevitably get distracted by something completely unrelated. Expect our Off-topic Topic, Judge Jerry (where Uncle Jerry solves modern problems with even more modern solutions), Follow Fast or Scroll Past, Meme of the Week, Jokes of the Week, and whatever random tangents we end up on in between. It’s packed with sarcastic humour, ridiculous conversations, awful puns, plenty of innuendo, and the kind of banter you’d expect from two mates who probably should’ve stayed off the internet. If you like your podcasts funny, a little bit chaotic, and only loosely held together by a running order… welcome to Topicopedia.