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Weird AF News Jonesy
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4.7 • 13 Ratings
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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
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Florida police order no selfies with the depressed black bear. Floridaman resists arrest while being arrested for resisting arrest.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida police tell people to stop taking selfies with a depressed blackbear. Bookstore aimed at selling books banned in Florida opens. Florida Man resists arrest while being arrested on a warrant for resisting arrest. Ron DeSantis says cops can’t agree on how much weed a joint holds. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
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Tourist burns feet off in Death Valley. Japan restaurants charge tourists more than locals.
Japanese restaurants say they’re not charging tourists more, they’re just charging locals less. Police search for man with 'evil' tattooed on his face. Tourist burns his feet off walking barefoot in Death Valley. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
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Resurrect dead loved one's with AI avatars. Astronauts will drink their own pee on the moon.
Companies offer to 'resurrect' deceased loved ones with AI avatars. Astronauts could ditch diapers on spacewalks thanks to new device that lets them drink their pee. The First Ever Cheese Museum Opens in Paris. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
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Cocaine Sharks invade Brazil. Father decapitates seagull in front of family.
Cocaine sharks found off coast of Brazil. Jersey father accused of decapitating seagull in front of family. Rapper Snoop Dogg to carry Olympic torch ahead of Paris opening ceremony. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
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Plants with offensive names will be renamed. Japan Olympic gymnast sent home for smoking.
Japan's gymnastics captain out of Olympics for drinking and smoking. Human finger found in driveway and returned to owner. Plants With Racist Names to Be Renamed. //
SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones -
Florida stripper sues to remain a stripper. Florida woman bites flight attendant on United Airlines.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida stripper sues state over law raising age requirement. Florida woman bites flight attendant on United Airlines. Florida woman flips off camera before plowing car through special needs school.
Florida man called 911 about having phony 'suicidal thoughts' so he could hitch free ride to Tampa. //
SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Customer Reviews
I love it soo good
In my opinion he is super funny and I listen every day
Good luck with your life, man
Weird delights!
Me and my wife Paula listen to you in bed on Alexa before sleep, I go to sleep with a smile (not falling asleep during the show). Would love to hear news from Wales. Keep it coming Jonesy we love ya! From George and Paula.
Absolutely amazing
I listen in every night to hear the wacky news that goes on around the world. This is the best way I have ever taken news in as it’s funny and lighthearted and amazing thank you keep up the amazing work