What Would Denise Do?

David Allison and Dom Vince
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  • Comedy Interviews
  • Updated fortnightly

What Would Denise Do? Is a comedy Podcast from creators Dom Vince and David Allison. Coaches by day, homos by (well, day and night) and all-round fun guys to be around. Covering random topics from the Sand Dunes of Gran Canaria to the guy who once made love to a sausage roll from a well-known chain bakery. Join us every Saturday for a new full episode with bonus content being released mid-week. Connect with us on Instagram at instagram.com/whatwoulddenise or send us an email at whatwoulddenisedo@icloud.com

  1. 20 Jun

    Lilt, Linda & Lesbian Twister!

    Welcome to What Would Denise Do — aka two gays, six seasons' worth of absolute chaos packed into one hour, and the executive decision to rebrand the entire podcast around "Gay Linda" and a severe vocabulary deficit. One of us is so smashed by 9:00 PM that a French man named Clementine caused an immediate ADHD spiral, the other is coping with a hangover so violent that looking at a laptop screen is considered a workplace hazard, and Shakira is somewhere out there doing her Waka Waka again like nobody told her the World Cup is in America... The shit show includes: Screaming "Salutations you motherfuckers!" at a table that is moving entirely too close Realizing that if you reduce Kerry Katona's Karaoke down to its initials, you're in a bit of a public relations crisis Watching Jane McDonald sing Cake by the Ocean at Mighty Hoopla while entering total homosexual nirvana Thinking your electrician is arriving on a Monday morning only to realize your flat is spotless for absolutely no reason Reforming 90s pop bands based entirely on their historical levels of festival homophobia Mistaking a digital handbag for a "digital ham and egg" because we are both starving and slightly orange A deep, existential panic about dying at age 72, which is practically next Tuesday Current status: Highly uneducated, aggressively Northern, spiritually sponsored by "Gay Linda" and a 2-pint glass of gin and tonic.

    50 min

  2. 13 Jun

    Clap on the Escalators, Cannons from Hell and Cake Spit

    Right, gather round babes because I need to talk to you about the most chaotic, unhinged, ICONIC podcast on the internet and I will not be taking questions. We've got Gay Linda — yes, GAY LINDA, because somebody named her wrong and she has FORGIVEN but she has NOT forgotten — and her co-host Devina. Or Devine. Whatever darling, they're still working it out mid-episode. These two sit down every week and cover the things that MATTER. Would you eat a perfectly formed takeaway dinner you found on the STREET? Is there active chlamydia on the tube escalator handles? What DO you do when you release the cannon from hell of a fart in a completely silent yoga class? These are the questions, babes. THESE ARE THE QUESTIONS. There's Sainsbury's fights. There's pizza thrown into a bush at midnight in Epping. There's birthday cakes being SPAT on and people still eating them. There's men coming out of gyms so beautiful that someone is genuinely considering joining a CHURCH. It goes everywhere, it resolves nothing, and somehow by the end you're booking a spontaneous train to Bournemouth at 11pm. Absolutely no notes. Total disaster. Cannot stop listening. This is What Would Denise Do — and the answer is always, always more chaotic than you expected.

    1hr 24min

  3. 6 Jun

    Twister Mats & Sick Pussies

    Welcome to What Would Denise Do (or What Would Hyrox Do, depending on which knee is currently cracking) the podcast where absolutely nothing is planned, everything is chaotic, and two gays try to pretend they have their lives together for 45 minutes. One of us is living our best life (despite a very sick cat and some severe lack of bodily conditioning), the other is aggressively blocking people on TikTok and both of us are ready to look like Cynthia Erivo sprinting across a finish line in October. The shit show includes: Pride Month Pandering: Corporate America changing logos and a straight pub in Brighton cashing in with a literal Twister mat. The "Conditioning" Lie: Convinced that holding onto the towel rail just to sit on the loo is actually a high-level fitness peak. Denise's AI Wisdom: Ringing up our resident oracle to solve the mystery of chatterboxes at the spa and boundary-crossing psychics. The Bennett Family Tree: An unhinged ancestry deep dive featuring six singing sisters, 31 children, and an aunt who contracted mad cow disease. Hemorrhoids & Chitchat: Debating why a stranger's stressful medical history and dry anatomy is actually elite-tier spa entertainment. Cher's 80th: Mistaking the pop goddess's birthday for an excuse to sing "Wagon Wheel Watusi" and quoting Victoria Wood in a muddy ditch. Current status: Completely depleted, tracking Monsieur Babington the Third in the distance, and officially ready to go shirtless in October. Peace out!

    43 min

  4. 30 May

    MT getting FB'ed, Chocken & Fosh & Marathon Support Trauma

    This week on What Would Denise Do: two emotionally unstable gays spiral through marathon trauma, accidental Instagram stalking, pub toilet chaos, and the life-changing decision to sign up for a Tough Mudder while half-cut on prosecco. Gay Linda is out here running marathons fueled by spite and loudspeaker announcements, while Davina’s one accidental like away from entering witness protection. Add in rogue voice notes, pom-pom-wielding supporters, social anxiety, oversharing, and the kind of pub stories that should probably stay off the internet… and you’ve got absolute carnage. Expect:• accidental social media crimes• marathon delusion• public humiliation• chaotic fitness journeys• stories that get worse every five minutes• and at least one moment that could’ve ended in arrest It’s messy. It’s loud. It’s deeply unnecessary.And honestly? Some of the best stories start with “this is a terrible idea.” If you’ve ever sent a cringe text, survived a night out, stalked an ex at 2am, or made life choices based purely on vibes — this episode is for you. Welcome to the Double D’s journey to filth x

    1hr 7min

  5. 24 May

    Gin, Gdansk & Gays on Crack

    Welcome to What Would Denise Do — aka two gays, a bag of pretzels for tea, and the executive decision to book an entire hat-trick of fitness nightmares—including a Tough Mudder in THREE WEEKS—despite collectively having the lung capacity of a Victorian ghost. One of us is already entirely plastered on pre-show gin, the other is trying to maintain a “butch” Morrison’s car park aura while acting like Alan Carr on crack, and somewhere out there, a client has stress-shaved exactly one eyebrow off. The shit show includes: Accidental marathons and screaming at a microphone like a football commentator Convincing yourself you are the literal reincarnation of Beyoncé Getting life-altering career advice from a psychic who probably just noticed a PureGym uniform Swapping airline nuts for a severe case of domestic passive-aggression Debating whether "FM" stands for a typo or an arrestable offence An unhinged obsession with Four in a Bed used as clinical anxiety medication “Double D’s: Journey to Gdansk” officially up for negotiation Current status: Drunk since 5:30 PM, accidentally, spiritually sponsored by Aperol Spritz, and ready to accidentally end up in a muddy ditch.

    31 min

  6. 16 May

    Double D's Journey to filth, Miniature Giraffes and Stripper Competitions

    Welcome to What Would Denise Do — aka two gays, one cat chewing through microphone wires, and the sudden decision to sign up for a Tough Mudder in SIX WEEKS despite collectively going to the gym about four times this year. One of us is recording from what appears to be the 47th room of a haunted mansion, the other’s aggressively self-employed, and the cat has committed several acts of domestic terrorism before falling asleep like he pays rent. The shit show includes:• accidentally booking a 15K obstacle course while tipsy• discussing miniature giraffes for ass-scratching purposes• arguing with Google Gemini like it’s an ex-boyfriend• Hilary Duff somehow becoming responsible for all bad decisions• a stripper competition on a Wednesday• emotional breakdowns over Moira Rose• “Double D’s: Journey to Filth” officially underway Current status:terrified, overcommitted, slightly drunk, spiritually sponsored by Prosecco and delusion.

    1hr 14min

  7. 9 May

    Gabon, Gdansk & Gaylinda

    Welcome to another chaotic installment of What Would Denise Do?, the only podcast where a 2-hour pre-show drinking session results in zero recording and a 100-pound entry fee for a fitness race in Poland. This week, Davina (the one who still looks 32, allegedly) and Gaylinda (the artist formerly known as Deyoncé/Tanya Baps/Dom) are falling to pieces—literally. Between Davina’s cracking knees and Gaylinda’s "international" flight to Gdansk (not Gabon, though we're still checking the equator), the vibes are high and the grip strength is questionable. Inside the shit show this week: The Gaylinda Debut: Why Gaylinda is the new Glinda, and why Jack the DJ is responsible for this rebranding. Marathon Madness: Davina is prepping for 26.2 miles of "Rainbow Miles" and teenage cancer fundraising, while Gaylinda is prepping for the pub at Mile 16. The Bus Chronicles: Why you should never leave your phone unlocked on a "peasant wagon" and which apps Gaylinda is raiding first (spoiler: it’s your Nando’s points). The Eiffel Tower: A geometry lesson involving steeples, people, and clasping hands that you definitely didn't learn in school. Whether you're carbing up on pretzels and corned beef or avoiding eye contact with the "fitness people" on Apple Fitness+, grab a gin and join the car crash.

    1hr 9min

  8. 2 May

    First Cousins Sex, Smelly Mushrooms & Karaoke Bangers

    This episode of What Would Denise Do? is what happens when you give two unfiltered besties a sofa, a mic, and absolutely no supervision — it’s loud, loose, and fully off the rails within minutes. Deyonce and Davina are a few drinks deep and operating on pure chaos: accents get roasted, family boundaries get questioned, sex chat pops up where it absolutely shouldn’t, and somehow food takes become aggressively unhinged. There is no topic control — just spiralling tangents, wild oversharing, and the kind of jokes that would get you side-eyed in public but feel perfectly normal here. You’ll get drunken holiday disasters, questionable decisions, “did-they-really-say-that” moments, and a running sense that this could collapse at any second… but never quite does. It’s messy, it’s inappropriate, it’s ridiculously funny — and somehow still weirdly relatable. Expect: chaos, cackling, and zero dignity left intact.Vibe: two gremlins with microphones, one brain cell between them, and absolutely no intention of behaving.

    1hr 5min
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What Would Denise Do? Is a comedy Podcast from creators Dom Vince and David Allison. Coaches by day, homos by (well, day and night) and all-round fun guys to be around. Covering random topics from the Sand Dunes of Gran Canaria to the guy who once made love to a sausage roll from a well-known chain bakery. Join us every Saturday for a new full episode with bonus content being released mid-week. Connect with us on Instagram at instagram.com/whatwoulddenise or send us an email at whatwoulddenisedo@icloud.com

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  • Creator
    David Allison and Dom Vince
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    81
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © David Allison and Dom Vince
  • Show Website
    What Would Denise Do?

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