The Cojo Tapes

Steven Cojocaru
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In 2018, TV fashion personality Steven Cojocaru aka Cojo gabbed about all the salacious secrets & skeletons of the stars at a private party at the Chateau Marmont…he blabbed with abandon only to find out he was recorded.  Presumed to be lost, The Cojo Tapes were recently discovered at the bottom of Jared Leto’s makeup drawer. 

  1. 05/12/2025

    Katy Perry, Justin Trudeau & Cojo - A Throuple for the Ages

    Cojo takes you on a ride through Hollywood so wild, you’ll feel like you microdosed at Burning Man and copulated with half of Black Rock. Guests this week include a dream analyst on hand to interpret a dream that involves Justin Trudeau, a maple leaf-adorned jock strap and a hockey stick…PLUS…Miley wisely hitches her wagon to a dude who can do her hair, Gwen Stefani can only clear customs through dental records ID AND blame Lindsay for the Copy & Paste facelift craze.  Support the show

    32 min

  2. 21/11/2025

    Free Britney from The Kardashian Kult

    Blazing hot topics 🔥🔥🔥🔥: Cojo’s stealth rescue of Britney Spears…How to dress like a Real Housewife (grab your cooch grazer mini & $3.99 Michael Kors body mist)…the Amazon Prime prosthetic penis…the Ariana Wicked side show x Cojo  Support the show

    46 min

  3. 14/11/2025

    The Holy Spirit Delivers a new Hymen to Pamela Anderson (and other modern miracles)

    Saint Pamela Anderson leads the new Born Again Virgin movement..Grab your tissues as Meghan gives Howie Mandel a nostalgic reach-around..Jen Aniston mulls an Only Fans career AND Anderson Cooper proves Swarovski Crystals are the new gerbils xo cojo  Support the show

    32 min

  4. 07/11/2025

    Spooning with Madonna (in a sarcophagus built for two)

    SEASON 3 premiere!! Beware all pearl-clutchers: the brashest, most offensive and Sexiest Man Alive runner up Cojo is back with FRESH episodes of The Cojo Tapes! Fashion, celebrity, spilling tea and hot topics galore including Marjorie Taylor Greene is the Sydney Sweeney of Congress, Jenny from the Mall has a new gig, Madonna gets unfilled (by a fracking dermatologist) and Kim squeezes her RV-sized bum into NASA-grade panties! xo cojo ☠️☠️☠️☠️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Support the show

    55 min

  5. 31/10/2025

    SEASON FINALE PART 2 - Candlelight Vigil for Kim Kardashian in Vatican Square

    It’s the BIG JUICY SCANDALOUS season finale of season 2 of The Cojo Tapes podcast!! We do it raw here…we call it bareback gossip! Lube up and get ready for hot topics: The Marchesa of Fomo Kim Kardashian misses the Vogue World: Hollywood event setting tongues wagging about a possible case of Malaria or a coma, Meghan drops a new scented candle which smells like Gwyneth’s vagina on a steamy summer day in Montecito AND Nepo babies are rounded up and sent to the Alligator Alcatraz in Brentwood, CA  Support the show

    57 min

  6. 31/10/2025

    SEASON FINALE PART 1 - Bush is Back & I Don’t Mean Laura

    It’s the sizzling season finale of season 2 of The Cojo Tapes jammed with rants galore and the latest hot topics: Keith Urban & Cojo shampoo each other’s hair and take a bubble bath together, Bush - as in bountiful furry kitties - is back and Cojo is joining a monk order in the Himalayas so he never has to hear about Kris Jenner’s facelift again  Support the show

    28 min

  7. 22/08/2025

    The Global Labubu Bonfire (with a side slab of Austin Butler)

    Did Lucifer and The Chinese team up to create the hideous Labubu bag charm (tracking device included)? How Kim K caused the great Okayama Blackout of 2025, say a prayer for Austin Butler AND Beware of Margot Robbie  Support the show

    26 min

  8. 15/08/2025

    What do Harry Goldenblatt’s Prostate & Taylor’s Feathers Have in Common?

    Call the fireman with granite pecs & bulging biceps to put out the blaze created by this week’s HAWT TOPICS! Cojo starts with a loving tribute to And Just Like That…HARRY GOLDENBLATT’S PROSTATE KILLED THE FRANCHISE! PLUS all the cheap sh*t fan-made Taylor Swift merch, Kim’s IQ skyrockets and sorry girls, bling is out! x Cojo  Support the show

    27 min
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In 2018, TV fashion personality Steven Cojocaru aka Cojo gabbed about all the salacious secrets & skeletons of the stars at a private party at the Chateau Marmont…he blabbed with abandon only to find out he was recorded.  Presumed to be lost, The Cojo Tapes were recently discovered at the bottom of Jared Leto’s makeup drawer. 

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  • Creator
    Steven Cojocaru
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2025
  • Episodes
    52
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2025 The Cojo Tapes
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