Bezos Boys

Matt Peifer
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3 dudes detail their most interesting stories of the week, and there's funny stand up bits.

Episodes

  1. 22/02/2023

    Tersy

    Wainter

    14 sec

  2. 10/12/2019

    10 - Been there, done Cat

    This episode is late because the boys chickened out. BWACK BWuack bwauaaaak! We did not go to the abandoned house, we instead did what we do best...got drunk and laughed at our own jokes. Yes that's right we digitally remastered all of your favorite bits. No one gives a shit what I type in the description beyond this point kitty kissew my kitty missed me so muwch UwU. *scratches behind ears* you're my 5th favowite membew of the bezows pentagown, yes you are! yes you awe! Owww yowe sandpapew tongue tickews my COLIONIS. If you got a voice message leave it here. https://anchor.fm/bezosboyz/message. It's a podcast! Can you believe it? We talk about things alright, it's pretty alright, alright. Sqweege is back again we talk about some stuff not to mention a super secwet speciaw gwest drops by an hour into the episode. Is it Solomon? Is it Howie Mandel? Noooooo, it's worse. way worse. Awl my wuv fwom da bottow of my heawt, MUUUUUUUUUUUAH. Kitty kiss, big kiss, little kiss, kitty kiss. Matt Out. Follow the podcast on twitter (@BezosBoys) The boys on twitter (@Peifedawg & @El_Jefe117) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Acid Trumpet" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

    1h 36m

  3. 30/11/2019

    9 - Catalepsy

    What's up Jeffs, Matt coming at you fast and hot oh ouchies oh ha woah supah hawt fiwe weally huwt my thum thums oh jeezz i'm awl buwnt up from cuddweling you UwU. Sorry about that, and sorry about uploading late, but I have a good excuse this time, Thanksgiving. From all the boys, thank you all so much for listening. The title is a real word is a real word and here's the dictionary definition: A trancelike state with loss of voluntary motion and failure to react to stimuli. Now I know what you're thinking what is this podcast turning into? Helpful descriptions, funny hosts, and a little sexy Italian ASMR thing, I want the low effort shmucks in the early episodes. Well guess what, If I can change, and you can change, we can all change. Speaking of which please if you can be so inclined leave us a voice message using this link to get it featured on the show https://anchor.fm/bezosboyz/message. Sqweege is back, we have a lot of laughs reading my podcast description from last week and wait for it...There's bits in this episode. Ooooooooooooo fuuuuuuuuuuuucccccc yyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa that's my jaaaaaaaaaam. So what are you waiting? Oh you mean I told you to wait and then never told you that you can unwait? huh.... Follow the podcast on twitter (@BezosBoys) The boys on twitter (@Peifedawg & @El_Jefe117) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Acid Trumpet" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

    1h 9m

  4. 21/11/2019

    8 - Catheter

    On time episode from ya bois, comin at you flamin hot, ouchies oooh haaaa momma dat weally huwt. I named this episode catheter because that's how it felt editing it, not to say it's bad, I'm a miracle worker, but yeah its alright. Does anyone even read this or can I just type whatever and our loyal pigs will come and feast on the slop that is our brain dump? Danimal gushers swisher sweet boogers to eat potty scout for the pig and trout hoorah gimme 5 one time for the johnny stein extra lime. Anyways we talk about some stuff as you'd expect a podcast to do, I do have an announcement though. We will be doing standup bits at the haunted abandoned lot referenced in this episode. Not sure on the date or time, and frankly I just gave a rat a piece of string cheese as a reservation for the venue so hopefully he's a rat of his word. If you couldn't tell by now, I am going to be bringing back bits to the next episode I have 3 cracking zingers written already so don't unsub I will singlehandedly make this podcast funny again. Also if anyone is interested in leaving us a voice message you can do so here, https://anchor.fm/bezosboyz/message anything you record can be used in the podcast or you could just tell us not to use it and tell us what you think of the podcast. Also please validate that I'm funny, I don't get support from the guys and honestly me bombing everynight cause of these mofukin peanutbutter smooth brains has lead to me being in a slump...Also sqweege is on the podcast again, we talk about....I can't even remember...we talk alright 9 will be better I pwomise. Luv you. Kitty kisses matt out.  Follow the podcast on twitter (@BezosBoys) The boys on twitter (@Peifedawg & @El_Jefe117) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Acid Trumpet" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

    59 min

  5. 14/11/2019

    7 - A crucial step toward catgirls

    The Bezos Boys are back with another episode, you begged, you pleaded, you sold the plumbing out of your wall for liquor money then stole some ravioli from a guy in a wheelchair and messaged us saying come back so we did, 2 days late. We talk about middle school, Elon Musk, and special guest Sqweege's wedding. It's a lot of fun so what are you doing, Also if you want to share something to us and get featured in the podcast use this link, https://anchor.fm/bezosboyz/message. You could ask questions, do impressions, tell us we suck, literally whatever and we'll break it down for free. Luvs yous guys awww. inb4 You guys are a buncha hack fraud guud fer nothin losahs, I can't believe they made 7 episodes of this garbage, when will they learn their lives aren't that interesting, I only stick around for the milliseconds of silence after matt's bits fail. Guess what you little punk? On with the SHOOOOOOOOOOOW!! Follow the podcast on twitter (@BezosBoys) The boys on twitter (@Peifedawg & @El_Jefe117) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Acid Trumpet" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

    1h 8m

  6. 04/11/2019

    6 - Cats? CATS!? You're not getting the big picture here!

    Awwwww shiiiiiet son! We got the main boyz back for anotha one! Getting crazy up in here now. It's some Donnie Darko shit, son! We got it all, bits.......more bits.......tangents and non sequiturs about our bits. Shit. Are we one note jokes? Hell yeah we are! Cause that one note is funny as hell! This episode brought to you and edited by me, ya boi, Ttony N'Da Haus, the extra 't' is for extra talent. Follow the podcast on twitter (@BezosBoys) the boys on twitter (@Pheifedawg & @El_jefe117 Music from https://filmmusic.io "Acid Trumpet" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

    1h 28m

  7. 29/10/2019

    5 - Purr-Petrators

    Episode 5 is here and to commemorate such a glorious accomplishment we got some friends to jump in the podcast studio and tell me that my bits suck. Honestly it was a lot of fun recording this, we reminisced about the 4 episodes prior and created new segments. We will be going back to the normal 3 man podcast soon, but we wanted to expand the pixels and expand our minds with you all. I have ideas for a new direction I want to take the podcast so stay tuned for a big change, but for now enjoy a nice chat between Matt, Tony, Solomon, Manuel, and Sqweege. Follow the podcast on twitter (@BezosBoys) The boys on twitter (@Peifedawg & @El_Jefe117) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Acid Trumpet" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

    56 min

  8. 22/10/2019

    4 - Catastrophe

    Funny bits? Check 3 lonely dudes? Check The boys finally remember to roast me back? Stay tuuuuuuneed Follow the podcast on twitter (@BezosBoys) the boys on twitter (@Pheifedawg & @El_jefe117 Music from https://filmmusic.io "Acid Trumpet" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

    43 min

  9. 14/10/2019

    3 - This one isn't about cats

    The Bezos Boys are back with more funny bits, roasts, interesting stories, and new segments. Trigger warning, there is some weird sex talk again, including play doh, vegetables, etc. Also we get into politics and some conspiracy theories, all in good fun. Follow the podcast on twitter (@BezosBoys) the boys on twitter (@Pheifedawg & @El_jefe117 Music from https://filmmusic.io "Acid Trumpet" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

    1h 27m

  10. 21/09/2019

    2 - Catifornia

    The Bezos Boys are back with more funny bits and interesting stories. Trigger warning, there is some weird sex talk again, including play doh, vegetables, etc. Expect weird  Follow the podcast on twitter (@BezosBoys) the boys on twitter (@Pheifedawg & @El_jefe117 Music from https://filmmusic.io "Acid Trumpet" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

    1h 5m
  11. 1 - Wall Cats

    21/09/2019

    1 - Wall Cats

    We have no real association with Jeff Bezos. We're former Amazon workers who decided to make a podcast to honor the man that gave us so much entertainment with a little entertainment of our own. We detail the most  interesting experiences of our week and there's funny stand up bits.  Trigger warning, this podcast is for adults, we talk about some messed up sex stuff including "sounding," bestiality in fantasy, and other taboo sexual things. Follow the podcast on twitter (@BezosBoys) The boys on twitter (@Peifedawg & @El_Jefe117) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Acid Trumpet" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

    1h 1m
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About

3 dudes detail their most interesting stories of the week, and there's funny stand up bits.

Information

  • Creator
    Matt Peifer
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2023
  • Episodes
    11
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Matt Peifer
  • Show Website
    Bezos Boys