The Fifth Trimester

We Don't Have Time For This

Our little sisters, Bella and Lu, are chronically online to keep us cool and relevant as we emerge from the trenches.

  1. 10 ago

    Bison Burgers With Miranda Kerr 🍔

    Happy tour week, cuties! We have a pitch for expanding your jacket wardrobe, and it’s kinda genius. Are your kids into Ooshies? Is it a good thing, a bad thing, or just Gen Alpha’s equivalent to collecting Spice Girls’ photos? In very important couple news, our queen Raye may have found her husband, and we’re squealing. Lu spent the $99 on Kyle Sandilands Live so you don’t have to, and the first morning of his new show was A LOT. Here’s why we think it will be a flop. Meanwhile, the recent Perez Hilton livestream episode feels way too Black Mirror-y for us. Fresh off Revz and Gem’s More Time chat asking if you can ever be friends with your ex, Hilary Duff and Joel Madden just surprised us all with the Good Charlotte performance we didn’t know we needed, and it’s got us thinking - should WE be friends with our exes?  Miranda Kerr is coming for our eggs and our sushi, and we simply won’t stand for it. We’re unpacking the supermodel’s bizarro diet claims and why it could be causing more damage than good. But real talk - where do we get our hands on a fresh bison burger? Our INs and OUTs for the week include a fab red lip, a cool vintage accessory, and a real hair level-up.  Mentions: Know Thyself live tour tickets  More Time: Can You Be Friends With Your Ex? @reallifewithmg Let’s Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari: Secrets of a Supermodel with Miranda Kerr Charlotte Tilbury Matte Revolution, Red Carpet Red Lomax Hair Zig-zag headbands Follow us: @the_fifth_trimester See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  2. 3 ago

    The Shocking Next Chapter In The Ariana Grande Saga

    There’s nothing better than kick-starting your week by being labelled a “low-value woman” by the manosphere. We unpack what happened when our dating-after-divorce reel was served to the entirely wrong audience. We also watched Poster Boy: Becoming Zyzz on Stan over the weekend and have SO many thoughts. Next up, Ariana Grande’s new Petal video has dropped, and it’s a haunting, hard watch that's left us bloody exhausted, tbh. We discuss why this rage-baiting new piece of content has finally prompted a rare announcement from her team about her next move. Then, our favourite Melbourne stylist, Liv Brown of @rattle_style, is back to talk all things party dressing. What the helly are we wearing to 40ths/ weddings/and other fancy events? Liv has the answers, the lewks and enough inspiration to make us want to RSVP a hard “YES” to everything. And we’re rounding it all out with our weekly IN & OUT segment, featuring the return of an old-school social media platform, a seriously chic skiwear brand and an absolute goldmine for beauty bargains.  Mentions: The Butterfly Foundation  MS Readathon  Poster Boy - Becoming Zyzz on Stan Follow Liv Brown @rattle_style Lu’s butter squishy  Being Haircare from TK Maxx AMERL Skiwear We Don’t Have Time For This 2026 Know Thyself tour tickets Listen to our episode: Why Are We Ignoring The Ariana Grande In The Room? (Apple)Why Are We Ignoring The Ariana Grande In The Room? (Spotify) Follow us: @the_fifth_trimester See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Our little sisters, Bella and Lu, are chronically online to keep us cool and relevant as we emerge from the trenches.