02/01/2025

Umbra-n, But Not Out: The Great Cancellation Conundrum

In this special episode, the Unimaginative Dragons team gathers to dissect the glorious disaster that was Under the Umbra Moon. Why did the moon set on Season 1 before it even rose? Was it creative differences, scheduling chaos, or Adam's inability to stop rolling critical fails in life? Tune in as Geoff and Adam reveal the totally reasonable reason for the cancellation, and brainstorm what’s next. Spoiler: It involves fewer tentacles and more actual planning.

25 min

02/01/2025

DILF: A Roaring Start to a New Adventure

Welcome to the revamped Unimaginative Dragons, where we trade cosmic horror for fire-breathing fiascos! In this intro episode, the team dives into DILF—that’s Dragons I Loathe & Fear (what were YOU thinking?). Learn why dragons are the worst roommates, and discover the absurd world they’ve concocted for your entertainment. Expect laughs, questionable decisions, and the kind of epic chaos that can only come from people armed with dice and dubious ideas. Game on, brave listeners!

2 min

29/11/2024

Black Friday Noir: Sparks, Sales, and Sanity Slips

When Sparks, the world’s greatest (self-proclaimed) private investigator, takes on the biggest case of his career, he never imagined it would involve cosmic horrors and Black Friday deals. Will our heroes survive the Umbra Moon’s whispers or fall prey to 70% off mind-shattering terror? Tune in for investigative hijinks, questionable decisions, and Geoff’s suspiciously sharp editing skills. It’s chaos, comedy, and Call of Cthulhu—now with doorbusters. Edited by Geoff during a caffeine-fueled shopping spree, this episode of Unimaginative Dragons delves into the shadowy alleys of madness and markdowns.

33 min

21/11/2024

Cavern of Chaos: A Battle Beckons

Looming danger and the unknown horrors inside the cave.

49 min

14/11/2024

The Shadows Beneath Independence

In this suspense-filled installment of Under the Umbra Moon, our regular hosts, Adam, Neil, Geoff, and Dustin, bring us along on a supernatural mystery with high stakes and hidden dangers. The cast set off to Independence National Historical Park to track down a group of beatniks rumored to hold key clues to a series of bizarre happenings. Their journey soon takes a dark turn as they encounter strange voices, foreboding caves, and eerie supernatural presences, including a possible shapeshifter lurking in the shadows. Armed with little more than a wrench and their wits, the group navigates a growing web of intrigue, uncovering connections to missing persons, a mobster, and a professor with sinister secrets. Get ready for edge-of-your-seat drama, tense alliances, and unexpected twists as our heroes face the supernatural forces threatening to consume them. Will they uncover the truth or become part of the shadows themselves? Don’t miss this episode for a dive into the mysteries that only Under the Umbra Moon can deliver.

40 min

07/11/2024

Whispers of the Umbra Nocturne

The investigators delve deeper into the shadows as they converge at the Department of the Interior and Temple University in search of clues about their missing loved ones. A dark phrase, "Umbra Nocturne," emerges mysteriously in their notebooks and on the city streets, hinting at an otherworldly connection. Meeting the eccentric Dr. Blackwood, they learn about "Umbra energy" and a strange undercurrent of occult influence swirling through Philadelphia. But a stealthy attempt to snap a photo goes wrong, and the crew finds themselves facing unexpected consequences. What secrets does this "Umbra Nocturne" hold, and just how far are they willing to go to uncover the truth?

40 min

31/10/2024

"Green Eyes, Shady Alibis: The Gathering in Philly"

What do Elliot, Harold, and Sparks have in common...... Nothing but a need to find three missing women. What strange and bizarre events do they have in store?

35 min

25/10/2024 · Contenido extra

Interview with Harold "Hippo" Steele: An Unlikely Occult Investigator

Joining us is Dustin, the player behind Harold Steele. New to Call of Cthulhu, Dustin shares his excitement and concerns about navigating this terrifying world, his own lack of knowledge about the Cthulhu Mythos adding an extra layer of suspense. How will Hippo’s past as a mafia bodyguard and his knack for reading people prepare him for encounters beyond imagination?

8 min

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Meet Jack "Sparks" O'Malley: The Mechanic turned Investigator

As Geoff shares Jack’s backstory and hints at his eerie connection to the unknown, we get a glimpse of how he’ll handle the terrifying mysteries in this new season of Call of Cthulhu. Will Jack’s sixth sense serve as a blessing or a curse? Tune in to discover the enigma behind “Sparks” O'Malley!

11 min

25/10/2024 · Contenido extra

Through Skeptical Eyes: Park Ranger Elliot Roosevelt’s Brush with the Unknown

Neal shares insights into Elliot’s pragmatic nature, his duty to protect his forest, and his hesitancy to accept the supernatural explanations for the mysteries he encounters. How will Elliot handle the creeping fear that something truly inexplicable is at work? Can his logical mind keep him safe, or is he on a collision course with horrors beyond rationality? Tune in to get a first look at the ranger who might just find himself questioning everything he once believed.

9 min

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Episodios

Umbra-n, But Not Out: The Great Cancellation Conundrum

DILF: A Roaring Start to a New Adventure

Black Friday Noir: Sparks, Sales, and Sanity Slips

Cavern of Chaos: A Battle Beckons

The Shadows Beneath Independence

Whispers of the Umbra Nocturne

"Green Eyes, Shady Alibis: The Gathering in Philly"

Interview with Harold "Hippo" Steele: An Unlikely Occult Investigator

Meet Jack "Sparks" O'Malley: The Mechanic turned Investigator

Through Skeptical Eyes: Park Ranger Elliot Roosevelt’s Brush with the Unknown

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Meet Jack "Sparks" O'Malley: The Mechanic turned Investigator

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