Peter Crouch, Tom Fordyce and Chris Stark tell you how to be a professional footballer.
That SHYSTERS Awards Ceremony
Making a return to the Samrat, Peter, Chris and Tom host the inaugural Shysters celebrating the best acts of ‘housery’ nominated by the listeners.
There’s a very special guest to kick things off, Clive Tyldesley is your MC for the evening and Chris has pulled out all the stops when it comes to the entertainment.
There’s ten awards, some chat from the toilet and the Laouts are flowing on what is a fitting end to the series.
That Nominations Episode
Peter, Chris and Tom lay out their plans for the SHYSTERS awards ceremony and go through the best listener messages for the final time this series.
Ryan Shawcross, anti-doping officials and David Blaine all feature and there’s an update on something that had gone quiet, until now.
That Mark Noble Episode
West Ham legend Mark Noble joins Peter, Chris and Tom to discuss Eggy Boff, playing under David Moyes and the Premier League Captains’ WhatsApp group.
The boys discuss West Ham’s ‘Parched’ and there’s an important statement regarding the end of series awards.
That SHAFTAs Launch Party
Peter, Chris and Tom get together to plan the inaugural SHAFTAs which will take them back to the Samrat and aims to celebrate ingenious acts of skulduggery in all walks of life.
They name their categories, go through a few more nominations and lay out plans for the entertainment and ceremony itself.
That Patrick Bamford Episode
Leeds' Patrick Bamford joins the pod as the first guest since Crouchy and the boys visited Kensington Palace. Chris and Tom try to work out how they’d cope working with Marcelo Bielsa and Patrick helps the boys to launch the big series finale.
That Messages Episode
After reaching uncharted territory this series it’s time to reset. Crouchy and the boys want to devote this episode to best contributions from the listeners.
You’ll learn about footballers’ favourite game that nobody knew about, how Fridays become sacred for players and a strange 30 seconds in Pete’s living room.
Peter crouch pod
Love the pod I’m a young lad who listens to it and it’s had me improve playing football and piss of Karl and bbc radio 4
Thx to god for this to happen
Passing the pod
Great fun podcast with some gems
Been a fan since series 1. Usually listen while out running . I’m way out of the intended demographic , female, live in Hong Kong , aged over 50 . Some anecdotes make me laugh out loud . Crouchys mobile phone address book , enjoying the voice mails .
Have passed the Pod with varying degrees of success .
I’m missing the background laughter from your production crew in series 3 . Enjoyed special guest ref Mike Dean , he took it so seriously .
Hong Kong Pod Rep Wars
Love the show! Absolute belter which anyone can enjoy, footie fan or not. Every episode a pearler! Looks like you have a scrap for the Hong Kong pod rep after I just saw Pineapple Joe’s review! ;)