The Eastern Border

Kristaps Andrejsons
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A podcast about the politics and the history of the eastern Europe - including, but not limited to the current state of Russia, politics of the EU, history of the USSR and the region in general. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 2.18 Everything Must Go

    4日前

    2.18 Everything Must Go

    The Russian state is no longer an empire; it is a bankrupt cartel running a terminal liquidation sale. In this episode, we wade into the absolute darkest corners of the Z-sphere to document the collapse. We break down the math behind Putin's $65 billion loss in gold reserves, the 3.5 trillion ruble budget hole, and the intentional destruction of the Russian middle class. But the clearance sale doesn't stop at the economy. We examine the military’s "disciplinary meat grinder," the slaughter of independent farmers' cattle, and finally, the pitch-black basement of the regime: The return of Soviet punitive psychiatry. Kremlin loyalist Ilya Remeslo defected, and instead of a trial, the state dragged him to Ward 16 of the Skvortsov-Stepanov hospital for a chemical lobotomy via haloperidol—while his former Z-patriot colleagues cheered. The empire is completely hollow. Happiness is Mandatory. Support the War Effort & The Show: The Eastern Border is an entirely independent, Gonzo journalism operation. If you want to help keep the lights on and keep this broadcast running, please consider supporting us: Patreon: https://patreon.com/theeasternborderMerch Store (Fourth Wall): https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/Main Website: https://theeasternborder.lvSupport the Front: The guys in the trenches have it rougher than anyone. Help them stay mobile and stay alive by funding modified vehicles for the front lines: Car4Ukraine: https://car4ukraine.comJoin the Community: Discord: https://discord.gg/kc433UDBluesky: @theeasternborder.lv I'll add the sources later. Maybe. I'm a bit overworked at the moment. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    44 分鐘
  2. 2.17 Relegation, Russian Style

    5日前

    2.17 Relegation, Russian Style

    The front office is panicking, the franchise player just demanded a trade, and the owner is literally burning down the stadium to pay the referees. Welcome to the ultimate geopolitical relegation zone. This week, we use the lens of a rigged sports bracket to break down the cascading failures inside the Russian Federation. We're tracking everything from Ilya Remeslo’s spectacular defection and the staggering demographic wipeout reported by the Free Russia Foundation, to the Federal Tax Service liquidating domestic shoe brands just to fund the meat grinder. Plus, we look at the physical collapse of the Russian internet, and how a digital blackout is leaving frontline trenches completely severed from reality. Make sure to stay until the very end to hear Evita’s incredibly accurate reading of some genuinely pathetic Z-doomer poetry. (Premium supporters on Patreon, Substack, and Fourthwall will get this poem as a separate, downloadable bonus track!) SUPPORT THE SHOW: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheEasternBorder Merch Shop: https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/ Direct Donations & Crypto: https://theeasternborder.lv Support the frontline: https://car4ukraine.com/ Source Material: Michael Naki (Analysis of the Telegram attack and tactical comms): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRl2qXBeHP4Michael Naki & Vladimir Milov (Budget Deficit and Financial Trap): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktXr3VqM2l0Alexander Stefanov (The Latynina Debate): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tz7_3fFm0UMaxim Katz (The "Cannibal" Latynina Analysis): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh0lDmsXm2kMaxim Katz on Ilya Remeslo: https://youtu.be/gFp7uQk_bFA?si=CN3MTUqd19NgFewdRealLifeLore (Middle East Geopolitical Conflict): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fst58LTo9U8Ramy Zaycman (Financial analysis of the internet outages): Basically the last few videos found on his channel at https://www.youtube.com/@ramyzaycmanFree Russia Foundation – Demographic Autopsy of the Russian Federation (Vladimir Milov): https://4freerussia.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/4/2024/03/Demographic-Autopsy-of-the-Russian-Federation.pdfMaxim Kalashnikov (Roy TV) – "On the Telegram block and the future after SVO":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x24YcCQijNw (This is the February 19th dispatch where he breaks down the "crisis of statehood.")Kalashnikov on Ilya Remeslo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFp_RVjk17MSilicon Curtain (Analysis of Kalashnikov's "Statehood Crisis"):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-dYoDdBHdoThe "Новости СВЕРХДЕРЖАВЫ" channel doing a post-mortem on Remeslo's mutiny: https://youtu.be/7_fXUBgECcw?is=JykWpu80t_1PMt1c Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    35 分鐘
  3. 2.16 It's The Economy, Stupid!

    6日前

    2.16 It's The Economy, Stupid!

    "It’s the economy, stupid." The Russian Federation is in full rigor mortis. In this massive, breaking-news episode of The Eastern Border, we conduct a full Gonzo autopsy on a collapsing empire. We track the Kremlin's 3.5 trillion ruble deficit, a record 1.1 trillion ruble physical cash bank run, and the rotting 70-year-old infrastructure keeping the military-industrial complex barely alive. But the rot goes much deeper than macro-economics. From freezing peasants being told to skip their morning coffee to afford heating bills, to state monopolies using OMON riot police to burn healthy Siberian cows, the Russian state is violently cannibalizing its own rural working class. And then, the dam finally breaks. We cover the unprecedented, real-time mutiny of top Kremlin attack dog Ilya Remeslo. The man who spent a decade hunting the opposition just published a massive manifesto calling Vladimir Putin an illegitimate 13-ruble thief and a war criminal, openly inviting Vladimir Solovyev to join a media coup. The system is suffering a catastrophic psychological collapse, and we have the full, unfiltered intercept. Support the bunker and keep the true Gonzo journalism flowing: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborderOfficial Merch: https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/Help the Frontline: https://car4ukraine.com/Here's the link to YouTube as this has a video version too, I dressed up in my best Gonzo attire and set up the webcam to do a pretty one (for the views) this time. It should be up in about 2 hours, because that file is 10gb large and it takes time to upload. https://youtu.be/Asff_6RnfLo Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    47 分鐘
  4. 2.15 The Z-Files

    3月16日

    2.15 The Z-Files

    Greetings, comrades, and welcome back to the bunker. Today, we’re broadcasting live from The Eagles—just 22 kilometers from the Russian border—and stepping straight into the geopolitical Twilight Zone. Usually, we analyze the collapse of the Russian Empire using logic, economics, and military strategy. But the Russian elite has officially abandoned reality. The cognitive dissonance of losing a war to Ukraine has broken their imperial brains, and the Z-Swamp has devolved into an incoherent, Roswell-level conspiracy cult. Evita joins me to wade through the absolute darkest, most radioactive ideological rot the Russian internet has to offer. In this episode of The X-Files of the Z-Swamp: 🛸 The Ultimate Tinfoil Hat: Z-intellectuals seriously hypothesize that the Kremlin is secretly run by Ukrainian sleeper agents. 🛸 The 60km Kill Zone & "Big Meat": Russian armor gets vaporized by autonomous drones while the home front blames the confiscation of Siberian cows on shadowy corporate meat monopolies. 🛸 Schizophrenic Prayers: Hardcore nationalist Vladimir Kvachkov drops to his knees to pray to Tsar Nicholas II... and then prays to the ghost of Joseph Stalin to build the "Orthodox Russian Soviet Union." 🛸 Navigating by the Stars: The digital Iron Curtain falls as Moscow shuts down mobile internet, forcing residents to navigate the capital by looking at the North Star. 🛸 The Telegram Mutiny: Frontline troops threaten a mutiny as military police send them to penal meat assaults just for using unapproved messenger apps. 🛸 Imperial Impotence: Solovyov screams at the Central Bank, the BRICS bluff collapses, and an Archpriest tells the dying peasantry to stop going to doctors and just pray it away. The truth isn't out there. It's drowning in a puddle of its own madness right next door. Remember, happiness is mandatory. SUPPORT THE SHOW: We don't rely on massive corporate sponsors; we rely on you to keep the bunker's boiler running. 🛡️ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborder 👕 Merch (Fourthwall): https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/ 🌐 One-Time Donations & Crypto: Head over to https://theeasternborder.lv/ and click the donate button on the right side of the page. HELP THE BOYS ON THE GROUND: The troops in the trenches need mobility to survive the drones and the artillery. Help them out directly: 🚙 Car4Ukraine: https://car4ukraine.com/ Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    49 分鐘
  5. 2.14 Zone of death, part 2

    3月13日

    2.14 Zone of death, part 2

    Welcome back to the bunker for the second half of our massive deep dive into the accelerating collapse of the Russian Federation. In Part 1, we covered the economic “Zone of Death.” Today, we put on our hazmat suits and wade directly into the parasite that is killing the host: the Russian Ministry of Defense. We start with the absolute humiliation in Bryansk, where Ukrainian drones casually filmed British Storm Shadow missiles obliterating Russia’s premier air defense factory, “Kremniy El.” We expose the terrifying incompetence of the Kremlin’s new “secure” state messenger, which is actively leaking unencrypted military data straight to servers in London. But the real horror is on the front lines. The architects of this war, like Vladislav Surkov, are fleeing to Dubai, while the infantry is left to rot in the “Zone of Absolute Death.” We break down how Ukraine has completely conquered the “small sky” using fiber-optic drones, leaving the Russian army completely blind, dying of thirst, and getting extorted by their own rear-guard mechanics. It’s the ultimate “1916 mood”—the moment the disposable serfs in the trenches realize the Tsar has driven the empire off a cliff. SUPPORT INDEPENDENT GONZO JOURNALISM: This show runs on dark humor and your support, not state-sponsored whitelists or Kremlin grants. Keep the boiler running: patreon.com/theeasternborderLook stylish during the apocalypse (Merch): https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/Make a tangible difference: The boys in the trenches need mobility to survive the drones and the artillery. Please help supply civilian trucks directly to the front lines at cars4ukraine.com Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    35 分鐘
  6. Episode 2.14: The Zone of Death (Part 1)

    3月11日

    Episode 2.14: The Zone of Death (Part 1)

    Welcome back to the bunker. The bureaucratic backlog has cleared, and we are diving straight into the abyss. The Russian civilian economy has officially entered what high-altitude mountaineers call the “Zone of Death”—that critical altitude where the body stops regenerating and begins consuming its own muscle tissue just to survive. The Kremlin has run out of fat, and it is now actively eating its own organs to keep the war machine fed. In Part 1 of this massive deep dive, we rip open the telemetry of an empire in multi-organ failure. We cover the devastating budget crater, the localized collapse of regional industrial production, and a state apparatus taxing its own peasantry into bankruptcy while local bureaucrats literally slaughter their remaining cattle. But it gets darker. We also expose the Kremlin’s impending “Digital GULAG”—the insidious plans to freeze 67 trillion rubles of citizen savings under the guise of “fighting scammers,” the return to the 19th-century “company store” via the programmable Digital Ruble, and the terrifying live-beta test of a white-listed, default-deny internet currently paralyzing central Moscow. And if the youth think they can escape it, they haven’t met the university press-gangs yet. Welcome to the collapse. Part 2 drops tomorrow. SUPPORT INDEPENDENT GONZO JOURNALISM: This show runs on dark humor and your support, not state-sponsored whitelists or Kremlin grants. Keep the boiler running: patreon.com/theeasternborderLook stylish during the apocalypse (Merch): https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/en-eurMake a tangible difference: The boys in the trenches need mobility to survive the drones and the artillery. Please help supply civilian trucks directly to the front lines at cars4ukraine.com Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    41 分鐘
  7. 2.13 The Axis Burns: F-35s in Tehran & Putin's 30 Trillion Ruble Crater

    3月4日

    2.13 The Axis Burns: F-35s in Tehran & Putin's 30 Trillion Ruble Crater

    While the physical fires are kept burning with a metric ton of heating pellets here in the freezing Latvian buffer zone, the geopolitical cesspool has officially overflowed. In this massive, fast-paced dispatch, we tear apart the outbreak of the largest Middle Eastern war since 2003—Operation Epic Fury. As American stealth bombers dance through the Iranian skies, the myth of the "Multipolar World" burns to the ground. Russia and China have completely abandoned Tehran, triggering an absolute panic among the Z-Patriots. We break down the delusion of the exiled Russian opposition, deliver the brutal pragmatic truth from the Baltics, and explain how Iran’s asymmetric terror strategy is dragging the global economy into the abyss. Meanwhile, the Russian economy is actively cannibalizing itself. We look at the 30 trillion ruble crater in the budget, the Orwellian trap being laid to freeze civilian bank deposits, and the hardline military faction explicitly citing the UN to justify a "holy mutiny" against Vladimir Putin. Finally, we end on a darkly comedic note: watching Solovyov's top propagandist accidentally admit to the Holodomor on live state television, only to get accused of being a Banderite. The cardboard armor of the authoritarian world is violently catching fire. Support the show and keep the Gonzo journalism alive: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheEasternBorderMerch Store: https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/Help the frontline units in Ukraine who are fighting in the mud: Donate a truck: https://car4ukraine.com/en-US/campaigns/christmas-tree-trucks-2025-the-eastern-borderHappiness is mandatory. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    44 分鐘
  8. 2.12 Elves are useless: An Official Apology to Sauron and all the Orcs of Mordor

    2月26日

    2.12 Elves are useless: An Official Apology to Sauron and all the Orcs of Mordor

    Welcome to the geopolitical cesspool. Today, we are taking a hard look at the crumbling, jury-rigged mafia state operating just across the border, and the exiled "Good Russians" who think they are magically going to inherit it. First, we dive into the blood-soaked mud of the zero-line with the leaked audio of Major General Roman Dimurchiev. From troops hunting for a prosecutor's missing underpants amidst artillery fire to commanders earning state medals for sapper-shovel executions, we examine the true operating system of the Russian military. Frankly, comparing these guys to the armies of Mordor is a massive, unforgivable insult to the logistical competence of the Uruk-hai . Then, we cross the border into Europe to check on the High Elves of Rivendell—the exiled Russian liberal opposition. While actual people are dying in the mud, the architects of the "Beautiful Russia of the Future" are busy playing Dungeons & Dragons in rented seminar rooms, running multi-million-dollar offshore laundromats, and hiring Baltic street thugs to kneecap their political rivals with meat hammers. From the Z-patriots desperately rebranding themselves as the Mongol Horde, to the sheer, Bond-villain absurdity of the FSB utilizing South American dart frog neurotoxins, this episode is a deep dive into an empire built entirely out of stolen myths, hallucinations, and pure rot. Support the War Effort: The Ukrainian military doesn't need PowerPoint presentations; they need armor. Please support Car4Ukraine as they weld heavy armor onto civilian pickup trucks and send them straight to the front line: 🛡️ https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/christmas-tree-trucks-2025-the-eastern-border Keep the Lights on at The Eagles: If you want to support independent, Eastern European Gonzo journalism (and fund the salami-fueled dog-walking logistics required to keep the host's sanity intact), you can back the show here: 🎙️ Website: theeasternborder.lv 🤝 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TheEasternBorder 🏗️ Fourth Wall: https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/ Remember to keep your mental armor intact. Happiness is mandatory. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    41 分鐘
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關於

A podcast about the politics and the history of the eastern Europe - including, but not limited to the current state of Russia, politics of the EU, history of the USSR and the region in general. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

資料

  • 創作者
    Kristaps Andrejsons
  • 活躍年份
    2015年 - 2026年
  • 單集
    704
  • 分級
    兒童不宜
  • 版權
    © Kristaps Andrejsons
  • 節目網站
    The Eastern Border

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