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An award-winning mockumentary podcast following Premier League club Ashwood City FC.

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An award-winning mockumentary podcast following Premier League club Ashwood City FC.

    Episode 074 - Party Poopers

    Episode 074 - Party Poopers

    As a nationwide lockdown looms; Patrick, Woody and Jess make a final social outing in attending the birthday party of Arsenal Head Coach Mikel Arteta.


    Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
    Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
    Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
    Lance Fuller as Dwight Hayes


    With thanks to
    The Price of Football Podcast
    Kevin Day
    Kieran Maguire
    Guy Kilty


    Directed by:
    Joel Emery & Adam Jarrell
    Episode written by:
    Joel Emery
    Edited by:
    Joel Emery & Adam Jarrell
    Executive Producer:
    Joel Emery


    WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.
    This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 
    Listener discretion is advised.
    The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

    • 29 分鐘
    Episode 073 - A Goal For Africa

    Episode 073 - A Goal For Africa

    Football is at a standstill and in an effort to gain some positive online traction; Ashwood City have released a fundraising anthem during Sport Relief mistaking it for Red Nose Day. It's up to Jess Tate to handle the fallout from the controversial song.


    Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
    Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
    Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
    Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr. Rachel Webber
    Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton
    Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison


    Additional voices
    Lucinda Shaw
    Joel Emery


    Directed by:
    Joel Emery & Adam Jarrell
    Episode written by:
    Joel Emery & Adam Jarrell
    Edited by:
    Joel Emery
    Executive Producer:
    Joel Emery


    WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable
    This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 
    Listener discretion is advised.
    The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

    • 25 分鐘
    Episode 072 - The Boy Who Cried Wolfsburg

    Episode 072 - The Boy Who Cried Wolfsburg

    Flying high off the back of a 1-0 win in Wolfsburg in the Europa League Round of 16; the Ashwood City players are taking measures to ensure they avoid being affected by the Coronavirus outbreak.


    Esmonde Cole as Howard Jagger
    Adam Jarrell as Kieran Broom
    Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr. Rachel Webber
    Allon Sylvain as Eric van Smit


    Directed by:
    Joel Emery
    Episode written by:
    Joel Emery  
    Edited by:
    Joel Emery
    Executive Producer:
    Joel Emery


    WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.
    This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.
    Listener discretion is advised.
    The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

    • 20 分鐘
    Episode 071 - Old Etonians Assemble!

    Episode 071 - Old Etonians Assemble!

    As the authorities prepare their case against Patrick Nolan, old connections provide an opportunity to hinder the prosecution. 


    Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
    Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton
    Rhys Tees as Rob Jefferson


    Additional voices
    Nalan Burgess
    Joel Emery


    Directed by:
    Joel Emery
    Episode written by:
    Joel Emery  
    Edited by:
    Joel Emery
    Executive Producer:
    Joel Emery


    WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.
    This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 
    Listener discretion is advised.
    The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

    • 22 分鐘
    Episode 070 - Dangerous Liaisons

    Episode 070 - Dangerous Liaisons

    Ashwood City set their sights on Norwich and all three points as 19th in the Premier League take on 20th at Carrow Road. Woody however has bumped into an old colleague that could turn the fortunes of the club.


    Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
    Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
    Joel Emery as Dan Watson


    Directed by:
    Adam Jarrell
    Episode written by:
    Joel Emery  
    Edited by:
    Adam Jarrell
    Executive Producer:
    Joel Emery


    WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.
    This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 
    Listener discretion is advised.
    The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

    • 23 分鐘
    Episode 069 - Broom With a View

    Episode 069 - Broom With a View

    Ashwood City are in Basel, Switzerland for the second leg of their Europa League Round of 32 tie. In addition to already trailing 1-0 on aggregate, the side now have to deal with club captain Kieran Broom walking out on the team prior to kick-off.


    Allon Sylvain as Eric van Smit
    Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr Rachel Webber
    Adam Jarrell as Kieran Broom
    Esmonde Cole as Howard Jagger
    Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton


    Additional Voices:
    Nalan Burgess
    Joel Emery


    Casting Director:
    Kirsty Gillmore
    Directed by:
    Joel Emery
    Episode written by:
    Joel Emery  
    Edited by:
    Joel Emery & Adam Jarrell
    Executive Producer:
    Joel Emery


    WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.
    This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 
    Listener discretion is advised.
    The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

    • 27 分鐘

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