Breakfast With Kid

Kid Garcia

Breakfast With Kid – The solo morning rant from a true podcasting dinosaur who’s been at this shit since before it had a name. Born in 2013 as the bastard side-chick to The Notorious Goin’ Deep Show (which kicked off in ’04 when podcasting still sounded like a venereal disease), Kid fired off a few hundred episodes of his Breakfast Show before a catastrophic junk injury during an ill-fated threesome involving a trapeze, a gallon of baby oil, and a rogue ceiling fan. Doctors said he’d never podcast again… but here we are. No cohosts. No guests. No script. Just him, a coffee, and whatever unfiltered bullshit is bouncing around his thick skull in the morning. This ain’t your polished, sponsor-safe, focus-grouped modern podcast slop. Kid A.G. is an old purist—raw, real, off-the-cuff, and in the moment. He says whatever the hell he wants, consequences and hurt feelings be damned. Part of a crew that’s dropped thousands of episodes since the stone age of podcasting Expect zero filter, maximum sarcasm, and the kind of brutal honesty that makes snowflakes melt. It’s like waking up inside the head of your most unapologetic, foul-mouthed friend who’s been doing this shit longer than most of today’s “podcasters” have been alive. Grab your glass pacifier, strap in, and go deep… solo style.

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Breakfast With Kid – The solo morning rant from a true podcasting dinosaur who’s been at this shit since before it had a name. Born in 2013 as the bastard side-chick to The Notorious Goin’ Deep Show (which kicked off in ’04 when podcasting still sounded like a venereal disease), Kid fired off a few hundred episodes of his Breakfast Show before a catastrophic junk injury during an ill-fated threesome involving a trapeze, a gallon of baby oil, and a rogue ceiling fan. Doctors said he’d never podcast again… but here we are. No cohosts. No guests. No script. Just him, a coffee, and whatever unfiltered bullshit is bouncing around his thick skull in the morning. This ain’t your polished, sponsor-safe, focus-grouped modern podcast slop. Kid A.G. is an old purist—raw, real, off-the-cuff, and in the moment. He says whatever the hell he wants, consequences and hurt feelings be damned. Part of a crew that’s dropped thousands of episodes since the stone age of podcasting Expect zero filter, maximum sarcasm, and the kind of brutal honesty that makes snowflakes melt. It’s like waking up inside the head of your most unapologetic, foul-mouthed friend who’s been doing this shit longer than most of today’s “podcasters” have been alive. Grab your glass pacifier, strap in, and go deep… solo style.