On today’s episode, we discuss a sprawling web of conspiracies centered on Jeffrey Epstein, including claims he faked his 2019 jailhouse death, now lives in Tel Aviv under Mossad protection, and even maintains an active Fortnite account linked to an old email handle. Glenn walks through alleged clues from the recent Epstein document dump: heavily redacted CIA emails, rumored Mossad ties, supposed surveillance gaps in his cell, and photos or sightings that some argue show Epstein alive, while others dismiss them as AI-generated fakes. The hosts connect these theories to the latest fallout from the Epstein files—high-profile figures named in emails, a WEF leader stepping down, Peter Thiel being quizzed by reporters, and questions about why so few island visitors have faced charges. From there, they dive into a second cluster of conspiracies around prediction markets like Polymarket, highlighting a large anonymous $400,000 bet on the U.S. move against Maduro just before it happened, and using it to illustrate how insiders could, in theory, “print money” by wagering on political or military events. Mark, Glenn, and James then riff on Bitcoin, Satoshi Nakamoto rumors that tie Epstein to early crypto wealth, Trump’s public support for XRP and a strategic U.S. “crypto reserve,” and the idea that seized digital assets may now be quietly hoarded by the government instead of auctioned. Along the way, they question how much “wisdom of crowds” in sports books and prediction markets is real versus manipulated, compare long-shot bets to prophecies about Christ’s return, and share personal war stories of missed investments and blown stock picks. The episode wraps back in familiar territory—Tesla updates, autonomous tech, Optimus robots, and even using Cybertrucks as grid batteries—underscoring how quickly emerging technology, opaque finance, and incomplete facts can fuel a constant churn of conspiratorial thinking. Don't miss it!