312 episodes
Therapy Gecko Lyle Drescher
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- Comedy
An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
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“I AM KIND OF BEING STALKED”
A caller is kind of stalked by a former flame who accuses him of being a serial killer. But it is chill.
Afterwards an Uber driver explains why they rejected a viral art career and a final caller attempts to navigate office small talk.
I hope you can make it to the cook out. I am a gecko. -
“I COLLECT HUMAN SKULLS”
Conversations with an avid collector of human skulls, a caller who is injecting dark web testosterone, a guy who spoke to demons through a Family Guy episode, a person who feels they deserve their clogged toilet, and a League of Legends player who would rather continue playing than talk to me. Which I get because it was ranked.
It is time to never go outside ever again. I am a gecko. (Originally released as a bonus episode on 11/26/23) -
“I LEFT MY GF TO PLAY FORTNITE”
We talk to two separate callers who were both given the same decision of whether to choose their girlfriend or video games.
Then a final caller tells us how he regrets using his Make-A-Wish wish on colored pencils.
It could all potentially be okay maybe. I am a gecko. -
“DID JAIL MAKE MY DAD RACIST?”
A caller tries to decide if she should let her estranged father back into her life after learning he may have joined the Aryan Brotherhood while in jail for 10 years.
Then a caller tries to avoid being guilt tripped by an ex-girlfriend and a retired soldier explains why he hasn’t left his house for the last month.
I curse the sun. I am a gecko. -
“PCP TURNED MY LIFE AROUND”
A caller on a family vacation opens up about her intense relationship with drugs, getting sober, hooking up at rehab, and how PCP changed her life (for the better?).
Afterwards a pizza guy ponders his mortality with me and a casino janitor chats about her hesitations regarding her new rich boyfriend.
We have a winner. I am a gecko. -
“I’M FINANCIALLY SUPPORTING MY BF"
A caller debates whether or not to continue financially supporting her boyfriend and also whether or not to let her mom back into her life after she tried to poison her.
Later I talk to a chef about an illegal restaurant he’s running and a final caller struggles to navigate his newly formed polyamorous relationship.
Paint the walls of your house green. I am a gecko.