Bedtime Stories From Hell Simon

I hope somebody tells Simon it's the '5-second rule' not the '5-minute rule.' Gross.   Welcome to season 2! Simon doesn't have a new voice actor, my voice actually changed that much. If you want to find out why, check out my TikTok @noahcoreyc, or find me on Twitter @hellish_bedtime.   Thanks for listening! 3    

Dude I don't know, sometimes life's just scary.            Season two starts May 2021 3      Check out our Twitter for evil soup recipes:    https://twitter.com/hellish_bedtime    

Simon makes soup, gossips about his boss, and ignores his self-directed internalized homophobia. Sorry I didn't upload last weekend, I was freaking out because I came out to my parents last Saturday (they were exceptionally cool about it) (thanks mom) (and dad I don't know if you listen to this but thanks none-the-less) (love you both). The next episode will be released Sep 20. New episodes every other Sunday. Check out o...

Are you ready to join the Squid Squad?!? Yeah? Well, you're going to be disappointed because this episode isn't about that.         Content Warning: Suicide Mention          New episodes every other Sunday.              Check out our Twitter! If you lick it, it tastes like Twitter:    https://twitter.com/hellish_bedtime        

In this episode Simon brings you to the astral plane to talk to Isaac, roll around in popcorn, and ride a toy train. Also, always remember that if you trap somebody in a jar like a butterfly, you've gotta poke some holes in the lid. Content Warning: This episode contains explicit language (Dammit, Isaac) New episodes every other Sunday. Check out our Twitter, it's Twitter sha...

Sometimes an ageless deity gives you drugs(?) & helps you redecorate your house. Sometimes you and your childhood best friend fall in love after you have a mental break. Sometimes you don't upload your podcast for three weeks because you're an anxious trash fire inside human skin. =D Content Warning: The short story in this episode contains explicit language, references to OCD, and descriptions of stress-induced hallucinations. The next episode ...