259 episodes

"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.

Absolutely Not Dear Media

    • Comedy
    • 4.6 • 20 Ratings

"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.

    Ocean Spray Stans w/ Zachariah Porter

    Ocean Spray Stans w/ Zachariah Porter

    On this episode, Heather brings another fan of wigs and characters, Zachariah Porter, to the pod. They discuss their previously lives in the hospitality industry, shoplifting and celebrity sex tapes.




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    • 56 min
    Baby Angel with Connor Wood aka Fibulaa

    Baby Angel with Connor Wood aka Fibulaa

    On this bonus episode, Heather gets to chit chat with Connor about his journey from tik tok videos to starting his stand up tour. 




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    • 1 hr 5 min
    Just Hannah with Hannah Berner

    Just Hannah with Hannah Berner

    On this episode, Hannah Berner and Heather come together for hilarious takes on being gals in comedy, her new special taping and being high fashion girlies. They also go head to head about who has the best dead grandpa. 




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    • 1 hr 16 min
    Love on the Spectrum

    Love on the Spectrum

    On this episode, Heather has some very special guests in the studio. Connor and Tanner are both 25 year olds navigating love on the hit Netflix show, Love on the Spectrum. Heather also gets to have a very special chat with their moms, Lise and Nicci, about raising their kids and how life has changed post Netflix.




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    • 1 hr 14 min
    I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!

    I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!

    Heather is back from Hollywood’s biggest weekend and she is giving you ALL the insider info! From 4am glam wake up calls to eating In and Out at the Vanity Fair party, our girl has taken Hollywood by storm! She goes through the DM’s and answers all your burning red carpet questions!




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    • 59 min
    Z Packs and Upset Tummies

    Z Packs and Upset Tummies

    On this episode, Heather is back from horse country with a small sinus infection. Our girl got knocked on her butt once the z pack takes a toll on her tum tum. Did the meds think she was getting scammed by a repeat medical biller? She makes it through and finds the strength to advise on your voicemails. 




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    • 1 hr 13 min

Customer Reviews

4.6 out of 5
20 Ratings

20 Ratings

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