Hallmarked for Murder

Shannon Hammer
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Kat and Sara cover Hallmark Mysteries, for those who want to escape to an airbrushed fantasy world, but still need some semblance of a plot to pretend to follow. Join us if you love your murder stories to be rated an easy G.

  1. 18 JAN

    Mystery 101: Playing Dead

    Kat dropped a massive light on Sara to try to spend more time with her, and it worked! They're back with record speed to cover the second Mystery 101 movie, and Sara didn't even have to lose the deposit on her catering. Send us your best handcrafted diabolical love note at hallmarkedformurder@gmail.com.

    44 min

  2. 13 JAN

    Mystery 101

    Sorry for the delay, but Kat and Sara had agreed to only communicate with messages written in lipstick on each other's mirrors, and unfortunately used a nude shade. But now they're back to cover the first Mystery 101! Send us the plant you've been growing that will be worth millions on the open market at hallmarkedformurder@gmail.com.

    58 min

  3. 03/11/2025

    Bonus Episode w/ Attorney Friend Miguel

    Kat and Sara get schooled by former ADA Miguel, who shares some unusually helpful info for a murder podcast. He shares insights on why the presence of Detective Long Legs is actually strange, how witnesses to crimes can't then legally represent the suspect of said crimes, and the origins of the Darrow law firm's new digs. After the interview concluded, Kat checked herself into a deprogramming center upon realizing she's been fully indoctrinated into the Hallmark cult. Email us your quarterly law class newsletter at hallmarkedformurder@gmail.com.

    54 min

  4. 30/08/2025

    Witness to Murder: A Darrow Mystery

    To celebrate the end of the Darrow (and Darrow?) mysteries, Sara gets Kat a cute little vacation rental that's owned by her vengeful ex. Tell us about the time you successfully or unsuccessfully revived a relationship in a hospital hallway at hallmarkedformurder@gmail.com.

    54 min

  5. 28/06/2025

    Darrow & Darrow: Body of Evidence

    Sara gives the most accurate summary of a Hallmark mystery yet about the third Darrow & Darrow movie: "two awkward fifty-year-olds trying to flirt around a dead body." Can she and Kat figure out this plot even after 20 minutes of intense discussion? Tune in to find out. Send us your favorite Marcus Aurelius quotes at hallmarkedformurder@gmail.com.

    55 min

  6. 24/05/2025

    Darrow & Darrow: In the Key of Murder

    Kat's recap of the second Darrow & Darrow movie has Sara pondering, if her grandmother had offered some special attention to her coach, would it have changed the course of her early soccer career? Let us know what flavor soda really spices up your romantic relationship at hallmarkedformurder@gmail.com.

    1h 18m

  7. 14/02/2025

    Darrow & Darrow

    Kat and Sara hold a seance to speak to all the dead spouses in vintage Hallmark movies, inspired by the first Darrow and Darrow movie. Did you skip two grades and turn out just fine? Email us at hallmarkedformurder@gmail.com.

    49 min

  8. 30/12/2024

    Chronicle Mysteries: Helped to Death

    Kat is back at the recap game since Sara recently joined a "self-help" group that took away all her electronics. Using a satellite phone and some turkey calls, they cobbled together an episode on the final Chronicle Mysteries: Helped to Death. Email us what you imagined Ivy did to get the blue moth fungus at hallmarkedformurder@gmail.com.

    1h 13m
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Kat and Sara cover Hallmark Mysteries, for those who want to escape to an airbrushed fantasy world, but still need some semblance of a plot to pretend to follow. Join us if you love your murder stories to be rated an easy G.

Information

  • Creator
    Shannon Hammer
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    28
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Shannon Hammer
  • Show Website
    Hallmarked for Murder