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What secrets are there on your phone? Time to find out!   Comedian Will Sebag-Montefiore gets his friends, comedians and celebrities to hand their phones over on live radio, to dig through their saucy screenshots, dramatic Dms and nonsense notesapps.   Will and his wide variety of guests explore our relationships with our phones and all the weird mysteries we can find…   Privacy Settings on FUBAR Radio, unrestricted, unfiltered and unlocked.

Episodes

  1. Jordan Gray slays Withers in the Rain (ft. Jeff Goldblum)

    2 DAYS AGO

    Jordan Gray slays Withers in the Rain (ft. Jeff Goldblum)

    Jordan Gray is a Minecraft pro, comedian, actor and superstar. But what's hiding on her phone? Jordan wrote and starred in ITV’s Transaction, she also recently learnt to play the guitar which is, according to her, the most bisexual instrument! Jordan's homescreen is Evee, 133 in the original pokedex, known as the "Evolution Pokémon" due to its unstable genetic code, which allows it to evolve into one of eight different Pokémon, known as Eeveelutions. We go into Jordan's screentime, which is on slightly higher end so far with a weekly average: just under 10.5 hours a day! 4 hours on netflix, nearly 2 hours on zoom, 1h20 on Instagram. Guest bio: After beginning her career as a singer, she released several independent singles and albums. She appeared on the fifth series of The Voice UK, where she was a semi-finalist; having performed a skit during one of the live shows and preferred it to singing, and after a record label deal was not renewed, she became a comedian, where she was nominated for an Edinburgh Comedy Award for her tour Is It a Bird? in 2022. Her 2022 appearance on Friday Night Live, where she performed a song about her experiences as a transgender woman, stripped naked, and played the piano with her penis, attracted praise and controversy. In 2020, she appeared in Transaction, a six-part series of five-minute shorts for Comedy Central starring Gray as Liv, a narcissistic transgender supermarket worker. She told Gay Star News she wrote it as an attempt to write "a regular tit-for-brains, not some tragic hero", on the grounds that she "was getting bored of seeing [transgender women] represented as either poor suffering saints or hypersexualised villains". She told The List in August 2022 that ITV had ordered a series of full length episodes, which, if it was made, would be the first British television sitcom to feature a transgender lead actor since Boy Meets Girl, which ended in 2016.The same article stated that BBC Radio 4 had ordered a comedy series, Spectacular,which was loosely based on her appearance on The Voice UK and on HBO's The Comeback, where she "play[ed her]self without self-awareness, [as] if comedy hadn't come along and I'd clung to the idea that I could make a living from music off the back of a reality TV appearance" In July 2021, she appeared in BBC Radio 4's Taboo, an exploration of what was and wasn't acceptable in comedy and in January 2022 she appeared as "Future Archaeologist" on the first episode of the second series of Spencer Jones's sitcom, The Mind of Herbert Clunkerdunk. Host: Will Sebag-Montefiore Guest: Jordan Gray Producer: Hugh Smiley

    49 min
  2. Milo Edwards Flirts Like His Dad

    4 FEB

    Milo Edwards Flirts Like His Dad

    Milo Edwards found out that he flirts just like his dad... also Will goes through his phone I guess. Possibly the least on his phone guest that we've had so far, comedian and podcaster Milo Edwards takes us through default background and settings, his bizarre gringo nation search history and his record high number of McDonald's reward points. Milo Edwards' wallpaper, often referred to as the raindrop or water droplets background was the default image used to showcase the Retina Display on the iPhone 4. Design Era: It was a hallmark of the "skeuomorphic" design era at Apple, which aimed to make digital elements look like real-world, tactile objects. Guest bio: Milo Edwards is a critically acclaimed stand-up comedian and podcaster from Essex. He was a member of the Cambridge Footlights as a student, before moving to Moscow in 2015, where he became TV performer on the stand-up shows Open Microphone and StandUp on the TNT network.Since 2018 Milo has been based in London and become a rising star of the UK stand-up scene. His 2019 Edinburgh Fringe show Pindos (about his time as a comedian in Russia) received five-star reviews and the Scotsgay Comedy Award, later being released as a YouTube special in 2023.His second Edinburgh Fringe hour Voicemail was critically-acclaimed and had a close to sold-out run at the festival in 2022. It was nominated for Best Show at Leicester Comedy Festival and transferred to a UK tour and the Melbourne International Comedy Festival in 2023, before being released as a YouTube special in 2024.Sentimental, Milo’s third Edinburgh Festival hour, was his most highly reviewed yet and was nominated for multiple awards at the Fringe. It then transferred to a UK tour and the Melbourne Comedy Festival in 2024. His 2024 Fringe show How Revolting! Sorry to Offend is currently touring Australia ahead of a UK tour in autumn 2025.Milo is a host of the popular political comedy podcast Trashfuture, which has around 50,000 listeners and has featured guests such as Rob Delaney, Mark Watson, Owen Jones, Franz Ferdinand (not the archduke) and Josie Long. He also hosts the podcast Masters of Our Domain with Phoebe Roy and Patrick Wyman; and Glue Factory with Olga Koch, Pierre Novellie and Riley Quinn. He formerly hosted the Russian podcast TooMuch (Тумач).  ​ He has written for Mock The Week (BBC2), Hello America (Quibi), Breaking The News (BBC Scotland) and The News Quiz (BBC R4) and his writing has also appeared in Private Eye and The New Statesman.

    49 min
  3. Rosie Holt Explains Findom Penguins

    21 JAN

    Rosie Holt Explains Findom Penguins

    This week, findom penguins, the world's most polite boob guy and how to brick up your phone all with Rosie Holt Comedian, actor and satirist Rosie Holt joins Will Sebag-Montefiore to go through the deep dark corners of her phone. From people asking to be financially managed in her dms, to her 2016 dating expert days, all the way to her current addiction to The Rookie, this episode is as unpredictable as can be. Rosie Holt also speaks about her upcoming 2026 show and tour, likely to be themed around the Labour Government incompetently dealing with an alien invasion. For Rosie's screentime on Sunday she spent 47 minutes on NowTV, which is enough time to watch 96% of an average privacy settings episode… instead she wasted her time on the Rookie! On Wednesday she spent 23 minutes on YouTube, which is enough time to watch 47% of an average privacy settings episode… On Thursday she spent 18 minutes on the Times app, i can only assume you were engrossed in “Why hyperbaric oxygen chambers are my new addiction” Or “What happened when I tried the MAGA diet” Or Jeremy Clarkson’s “no wonder Labour are killing pubs, they just hate fun” Guest Bio: Rosie Holt is a British actress, comedian, and satirist. She started her satirical videos, Woman Who..., released on her Twitter feed, during the 2020 lockdown. The Guardian newspaper noted her "strong line in parodies of the [type of] political speech that veers into drivel." In October 2021, Holt was interviewed about her success online as part of a Backstage magazine article.[11] She also appeared in an online educational workshop aimed at Buckinghamshire schools, using the short-form comedic video as an example of a new method of communication. In August 2021, Holt was featured in a newspaper story in the Daily Mirror after the dating app Hinge suggested that her 'most compatible match' would be her brother, Charlie. Her tweet relaying the story attracted 23,000 likes within two days. January 2022 was a period of intense political controversy about Partygate, and an official report was expected from the Cabinet Office Second Permanent Secretary, Sue Gray. In a satirical video sketch released to Twitter, Holt played the part of a Tory MP being asked by an interviewer whether she had or had not attended a Downing Street party. The video was created by splicing the interviewee's responses with actual footage of questions from a Sky News reporter to Boris Johnson, in which he had dodged questions about whether he had gone to the party. Her response – that until Sue Gray completes her report "your guess is as good as mine: I don't know whether I attended the party" – generated an outraged response from some viewers who missed the satire and who thought that the interviewee was a real MP.

    49 min
  4. Why Jake Bhardwaj Ordered a Vibrator to a Pub

    14 JAN

    Why Jake Bhardwaj Ordered a Vibrator to a Pub

    Jake Bhardwaj's UberEats order was a vibrator... We also don't know what to think about that. Comedian, podcaster and the UK’s only funny pub quiz host Jake Bhardwaj joins Will Sebag-Montefiore to go through why Will needs to get a real job, his UberEATS fuelled FUPA and his cake making scheme at school. On Jake's screentime, he spent an average of 5 hours and 26 mins a day, not that bad. Around 23% of his day spent on his phone. Jake also spent 3 hours on TikTok but only 1 hour on YouTube. Jake also defends his pal Joe Marler's performance on the Celebrity Traitors. Guest Bio: Jake Bhardwaj is a comedy creator, writer, actor, producer, and self-appointed professional comedy quizmaster. Jake is the host of The Pub Quiz Pod, the show where comedians Liam Shaw and Jake Bhardwaj answer a real pub quiz sent in by a real Pub Quizmaster from somewhere in the country. With the help of a different special guest each week, you can expect gags, geekery, and glorious nonsense. He also hosts the Not Another Quiz Nights in Soho on the last Thursday of the month for a unique quiz night experience filled with music, mess, and mayhem. Expect prizes, surprises, and 'celebs' in disguises. Oh, and if you can't make one of our events, don't worry, we're available for hire, so we can make one just for you! Host bio: Will Sebag -Montefiore is an internet sensation (in the same way Thai Sweet Chilli Sensations are Thai) He has 70+ million views across his digital platforms. You can see him in Poldark (BBC), Endeavour (ITV) but not Malpractice (BBC) because his scene got cut. His comedy work includes acting in Green Wing Resuscitated alongside Olivia Colman, writing and performing for BBC Radio 4 and regular appearances on Rosie Holt's NonCensored podcast. He has performed alongside Mark Rylance at Shakespeare's Globe and did pretty well in his Year 6 SATS. His satirical videos have been shared by the likes of Adrian Lester, Alastair Campbell, Owen Jones, Dermot O’Leary, Dawn Butler, Lorraine Kelly, James O'Brien, Andy Haynes and, unfortunately, Joey Barton. Will is deeply ashamed of that last one but look, a retweet’s a retweet.

    49 min

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What secrets are there on your phone? Time to find out!   Comedian Will Sebag-Montefiore gets his friends, comedians and celebrities to hand their phones over on live radio, to dig through their saucy screenshots, dramatic Dms and nonsense notesapps.   Will and his wide variety of guests explore our relationships with our phones and all the weird mysteries we can find…   Privacy Settings on FUBAR Radio, unrestricted, unfiltered and unlocked.