Settle: Sleep for Racing Minds

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Just pure, structured boredom designed to help high-stress and ADHD brains switch off. Featuring The Tired Professor, Brown Noise, and Cognitive Blocking techniques.

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  1. 13 JAN

    File 002: Random Words (Cognitive Shuffling | Brown Noise)

    Is your brain running a marathon the moment you try to sleep?In this file, The Tired Professor reads a list of completely random, non-associated words. This is a technique known as "Cognitive Shuffling" designed to force a racing mind to shut down. 🔬 How It Works Cognitive Shuffling: Your brain naturally wants to "make sense" of things. By feeding it random words (e.g., "Apple... Truck... Cloud..."), we break the narrative chain. Your brain cannot predict the next word, so it gives up and switches off.Brown Noise Masking: We use a thick layer of Brown Noise to fill the silence between words. This prevents "Silence Shock" and keeps your auditory cortex soothed.The Boring Professor: The monotone, lethargic delivery removes all emotional stimulation. ⏱️ Timestamps00:00 Intro & Instructions02:00 Random Words Begin30:00 Gradual Fade Out01:00:00 End of Session ⚠️ Listening TipFind a comfortable volume where you can hear the words clearly, then lower it by ONE notch. Don't try to visualize the words. Just let them pass through you.

    1 hr

  2. 13 JAN

    File 001: The Metric System (Boring Professor | Brown Noise & Fireplace)

    Does your mind feel like a tight knot that refuses to loosen up?Or maybe you are physically exhausted, but your brain is still "wired" and holding onto the day's stress? In this file, The Tired Professor reads the history and definitions of the Metric System. The extreme order of the data, combined with a crackling fireplace and deep Brown Noise, is designed to ground your anxiety and induce sleep. 🔬 How It Works Cognitive Blocking: The boring data occupies your brain's language center, forcing racing thoughts to stop. Brown Noise Masking: Deep low frequencies shield your sleep from external noise, helping you stay in Deep Sleep longer. Fireplace Ambience: Provides subconscious warmth and comfort to lower anxiety levels. ⏱️ Timestamps00:00 Intro & Relax01:45 The Metric System Begins30:00 Deep Sleep Phase (Voice continues)45:00 Fade Out Begins01:00:00 End of Session ⚠️ Listening TipFind a comfortable volume where you can hear the voice clearly, then lower it by ONE notch. The goal is to feel like the Professor is mumbling from the next room.

    1 hr
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Just pure, structured boredom designed to help high-stress and ADHD brains switch off. Featuring The Tired Professor, Brown Noise, and Cognitive Blocking techniques.

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