Stall It with Darren and Joe GoLoud

There’s a conspiracy theory afoot this week, as Joe arrives late to the recording and finds few believers of his official version of events.
He’s been off schmoozing with the greats of Irish film and TV, and comes back to the studio sounding like he had quite the weekend.
There are tales of roof hopping and Darren and Joe find wild eyed fascination in the most mundane details of Eoin’s daily life.
Joe plays the role of a lifetime, at his son’s birthday party while Darren reveals a very fancy Sunday dinner tradition, and we hear of bizarre gameshow prize from around the world
And we hear some revolutionary ideas in the sports merchandising arena.

Joe needs to expand his pallet but are pickled pork rinds really the right way to do that? Maybe it would be the secret to surviving a beheading?
Darren's true feelings about self checkouts are revealed and let's just say they're not positive. And that's not the only potentially controversial opinion he shares as he slates a much beloved TV show.
They also wonder whether 24 hours of night or day would be better, and ask if Joe would get a Neuralink off Temu.
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Joe's on a health kick that includes lugging around the world's biggest, and most passive aggressive water bottle. He won't be taking up jumping for exercise though and has something to say to any adults thinking of heading along to jumpzone. Darren's considering investing in a storage unit - either for his own stuff or full of someone else's potentially valuable junk, it remains to be seen.
Joe might be getting a dog, or else he's been scammed again, and after hearing Darren's tale of a recent trip to the vets with Frank, he might prefer the latter. There's no trips to the vet with a pet rock though, only awards ceremonies.
There's also talk of some great inventions that never came to fruition and some bizarre ideas that made their inventors millionaires.

We attempt to design the perfect day, which takes us from pastries in bed, to a BBQ in Finglas, with some parachuting on the Amalfi coast, and a couple of trips into space.
Joe remembers, with some disgust, the short lived availability of alcoholic milkshakes.
The people have come out in support of Darren’s crocs, and making him feel very validated.
We weigh up the differences between a world populated with Vampires or Zombies, with Joe enticed by the chance at eternal youth (relatively speaking).

We return to one of the strangest, sleaziest reality TV shows of modern times, as Joe updates us on how they're delving to new depths for season two.
We hear of an Ireland under Darren Conway, Finance Minister, out to shape the world in his own vision.
And Joe has had a bad week, from being wronged to some public embarrassment, and he's not finding a lot of sympathy. But he's also brought news of the most opulent, indulgent midnight snack in Stall It history.

The fate of humanity rests in the hands of our two resident comedians, and to save our planet (and the lives of all aboard) they must show a potentially murderous alien invader the best possible night on the town. The answers may leave some despairing for humanity.
A question on ageing provides a window into Joe’s unique approach to the topic, including an eclectic mix of treatments and procedures.
And Darren gets offered the festival ticket of a lifetime.