There Will Be Crossbows

James Nelson and John Robison
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There Will Be Crossbows is a long-distance improvised comedy podcast, featuring frequent collaborators and veteran improvisers John Robison and James Nelson. We make up songs and other bits, record them, send them to the other one to finish, then meet online to record some scenes. And yes... there will be crossbows.

  1. 10/01/2022 · BONUS

    Franchise

    Two brothers come into a large fortune and promptly open up their own McDonald's franchise, but will their lack of business acumen sink the venture before it even gets afloat?

    22 min

  2. 01/01/2022 · BONUS

    Suburbs

    The Suburbs: the most dreaded frontier of the modern age. In this ruthless, action-packed episode, terrorists begin their hostile takeover of the a neighborhood, only to get sidetracked with second jobs and malfunctioning security robots. Also at some point the episode just becomes about pizza. Sorry about that.

    19 min

  3. 30/11/2021 · BONUS

    Monarchy

    Royal family drama ensues in this shocking new episode of Crossbows! Follow the adventures of Rutherford, Bea, and Hayes as they navigate a shifting monarchy after the death of the king.

    24 min

  4. 31/10/2021 · BONUS

    Choir

    Two poor saps kicked out of their choir on the same day face entirely different destinies after they try to salvage their careers at the local jazz club open mic night.

    19 min

  5. 18/10/2021 · BONUS

    Contradictions

    A young boy questions his faith in a provocative episode that quickly spirals out of control and becomes about Tilda Swinton.

    17 min

  6. 06/10/2021

    Bugs

    When a child is forced to wear an unusual Halloween costume by their parent, all hell breaks loose in a town infested by entomologists.

    11 min

  7. 28/09/2021 · BONUS

    Ranch

    From picking out salad dressing to eating human faces, this episode runs the gamut. We're sorry in advance for all the people we insulted in Hungaria, which is definitely a real country.

    13 min

  8. 21/09/2021 · BONUS

    Alaska

    Survive the frozen wasteland that is Alaska. Bears, guns, global warming, and craft beer all pose dangerous threats in this special episode dedicated to the 49th state!

    19 min
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About

There Will Be Crossbows is a long-distance improvised comedy podcast, featuring frequent collaborators and veteran improvisers John Robison and James Nelson. We make up songs and other bits, record them, send them to the other one to finish, then meet online to record some scenes. And yes... there will be crossbows.

Information

  • Creator
    James Nelson and John Robison
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2022
  • Episodes
    85
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © James Nelson and John Robison
  • Show Website
    There Will Be Crossbows