119 episodes

“Build your planet, keep in line… also clones."


Stellar Firma is a weekly Science Fiction, Comedy podcast following the misadventures of Stellar Firma Ltd.'s highest born but lowest achieving planetary designer Trexel Geistman and his bewildered clone assistant David 7. Join them each episode as they attempt to take listener submissions and craft them into the galaxy's most luxurious, most expensive and most questionably designed bespoke planets.
However, with Trexel's corporate shark of a line manager Hartro Piltz breathing down their necks and I.M.O.G.E.N., the station's omnipresent and omniinvasive stationwide A.I. monitoring those necks to within 3 decimal places, they'll be lucky to make it a week before being slurried and recycled into raw human resources.


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Stellar Firma Rusty Quill

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“Build your planet, keep in line… also clones."


Stellar Firma is a weekly Science Fiction, Comedy podcast following the misadventures of Stellar Firma Ltd.'s highest born but lowest achieving planetary designer Trexel Geistman and his bewildered clone assistant David 7. Join them each episode as they attempt to take listener submissions and craft them into the galaxy's most luxurious, most expensive and most questionably designed bespoke planets.
However, with Trexel's corporate shark of a line manager Hartro Piltz breathing down their necks and I.M.O.G.E.N., the station's omnipresent and omniinvasive stationwide A.I. monitoring those necks to within 3 decimal places, they'll be lucky to make it a week before being slurried and recycled into raw human resources.


New episodes every Friday!


For more information, visit www.rustyquill.com

    Tim And Ben Do SCIENCE A Third Time! (part 1)

    Tim And Ben Do SCIENCE A Third Time! (part 1)

    Tim And Ben Do SCIENCE A Third Time!

    Welcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where, once again, Bryn Monroe (Hamid on Rusty Quill Gaming) finds out just how much Tim and Ben know about science… This is part one - enjoy!

    Content warnings:
    Innuendo
    Discussions of: graphic death & injury in space, exercise
    Mentions of: knives, fascism, violence & injury (inc. eye trauma), food, alcohol
    SFX: occasional beeping

    Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.

    Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
    Produced by Katie Seaton
    Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

    Editing: Michelle Snow, Katie Seaton and Maddy Searle
    Music: Samuel DF Jones
    Artwork: Anika Khan
    Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

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    • 59 min
    STL Season 3 Outtakes 1

    STL Season 3 Outtakes 1

    STL Season 3 Outtakes 1

    What did we edit out of the first half of season 3? Listen and learn...

    Content Warning for:

    Innuendo

    Mentions of: fire, guns, food, alcohol & drugs, death.
    SFX: loud beeps throughout.

    Link to transcripts: https://rustyquillcom.sharepoint.com/:b:/g/EUA0MokXQw5FnXnZG1DqmpMBE8ODHYjfLW2HGxgGjImaGw?e=utA2Xp

    Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.

    Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
    Produced by Katie Seaton
    Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

    Featuring: Tim Meredith, Ben Meredith, Jenny Haufek and Helen Gould.

    Editing: Maddy Searle
    Music: Samuel DF Jones
    Artwork: Anika Khan
    Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

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    • 13 min
    STL 76 - Elections and Endings

    STL 76 - Elections and Endings

    Episode 76 - Elections and Endings

    Wonderful and terrible news! The Shareholders are meeting to elect a new member of The Board for the first time in our glorious history. For your safety and enjoyment, you are reminded to remain in your quarters at all times until notified otherwise.

    Content warnings:

    Alcohol & alcoholism
    Bullying & taunting
    Physical violence & threats
    Prejudice & discrimination
    Manipulation

    Discussions of: death & murder, biological essentialism.
    Mentions of: injury, innuendo, food, nausea, guns, memory loss.
    SFX: screaming & shouting, tinkling, squelching, bells, rumbling & smashing, machinery sounds, alarms.

    Link to transcripts: https://cutt.ly/AnuSCK3

    Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.

    Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
    Produced by Katie Seaton
    Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
    Additional Scripting by Tim Meredith
    Series Showrunner Tim Meredith

    Performances:
    I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
    David 7: Ben Meredith
    Trexel Geistman & Sigmund Shankeray: Tim Meredith
    Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
    No.1: Amy Dickinson
    No.48: Rachel Meredith
    Cranewillis: Sam Rae
    Harry: Simon Plotkin
    Enola: Helen Gould
    ALEX: Alexander J. Newall
    Wally the Wallet: Maddy Searle

    Editing: Maddy Searle
    Music: Samuel DF Jones
    Artwork: Anika Khan
    Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

    Featured SFX by InspectorJ, ProductionNow, ingeverschatse, nooly, Rico_Casazza, Ruvhjnvdkvndjine, qubodup, squashy555, Lydmakeren, ShortRecord, crcavol, dster777, soundjoao, DWOBoyle, kyles, JarredGibb, Skullsmasha, SpliceSound, Cell31_Sound_Productions, WavJunction.com, joepayne & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

    Additional music:
    Teddy Bear Waltz by Kevin MacLeod
    https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4466-teddy-bear-waltz
    Licence: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

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    • 39 min
    STL 75 - Meaningless Infights and Meeting Invites

    STL 75 - Meaningless Infights and Meeting Invites

    Episode 75 - Meaningless Infights and Meeting Invites

    *CAUTION* Stakeholders meeting called. All other activities immediately cancelled. Line Managers, return to your teams for observation and preparation for Stakeholder announcements.

    Content Warning for:

    Bullying/taunting
    Electrocution (inc. SFX)
    Physical violence & self-injury (inc. SFX)
    Panic attack (inc. SFX)
    Sexual references.

    Discussions of: fire & immolation, loss of consciousness, discrimination.
    Mentions of: unsafe consumption, food, death, body modification, dismemberment.
    SFX: machinery, screaming, vomit, deep tone alarm, loud flushing.

    Links to transcripts

    https://rustyquillcom.sharepoint.com/:w:/g/EbbMoyKJbTpEri2ujkUhZl4BJB7hc-VM5TSwQvQcnpEHGg?e=Y8VFHG

    https://rustyquillcom.sharepoint.com/:b:/g/EVD-T8ORyaVPiiQF59YTuH4BcnU162l2gSrm8eT3dq9-Lg?e=ihoEtD

    Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.

    Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
    Produced by Katie Seaton
    Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

    Performances:
    I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
    David 7: Ben Meredith
    Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
    Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

    Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow
    Music: Samuel DF Jones
    Artwork: Anika Khan
    Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

    Featured SFX by Aiwha, kev_durr, AudioRiggs, StephenSaldanha, ThunderQuads, qubodup, humanoide9000, Skullsmasha, SpliceSound, Bastard Fish & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

    Additional music:

    Voxel Revolution by Kevin MacLeod
    https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/7017-voxel-revolution
    License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

    Hitman by Kevin MacLeod
    https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3880-hitman
    License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

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    • 28 min
    STL 74 - Tardigrades and Thin Ice

    STL 74 - Tardigrades and Thin Ice

    Episode 74 - Tardigrades and Thin Ice

    Micro-invertebrate 32-SDJ-6962 is informing on Tardigrades, just in general, as the Tardigrades feel that Stellar Firma’s many construction projects destroy many of their micro-invertebrate farms. Given their incredible ability to survive almost any environment they surely pose a threat.

    Strategic War Plan: give up and surrender - the Tardigrades are our new leaders *CAUTION CAUTION SEDITION SEDITION* false alarm... just a play; coat ourselves in honey; milk the big bee; don’t sell Trexel a baby carrier.

    Content warnings:
    - Alcohol use & alcoholism
    - Bullying/taunting
    - Physical violence (inc. SFX)
    - Guns
    - Electrocution (inc. SFX).

    Discussions of: repeated loss of consciousness, existential crisis.
    Mentions of: childhood trauma, death & murder, rats, war, food, injury (inc. self-injury).
    SFX: drinking, repetitive low-pitched alarm, loud machinery, rumbling.

    Special thanks to Lain for this episode's Brief Submission.

    Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.

    Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
    Produced by Katie Seaton
    Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

    Performances:
    I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
    David 7: Ben Meredith
    Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

    Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow
    Music: Samuel DF Jones
    Artwork: Anika Khan
    Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

    Featured SFX by spoonsandlessspoons, mindlesstrails & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

    Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.

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    • 26 min
    Announcement: Rusty Quill Network

    Announcement: Rusty Quill Network

    Alex here with an exciting announcement!


    RQ network is a podcast network by podcasters for podcasters. We will start by championing the greatest in audio drama podcasting. Beginning with FIVE exciting shows you can listen to right now on rustyquill.com


    Not to fear we will still be producing plenty of new Rusty Quill Original Podcasts.


    Join us in welcoming:


    Cryptids Written by Alexander V Thompson and produced by Wild Obscura, Devin Shepherd, Gabriel Rosenstein and Nora Unkel. Directed by Devin Shepherd.


    The Deca Tapes Written and Directed by Lex Noteboom.


    How it Ends Written and Directed by Micah Rodriguez and Stephanie Resendes.


    Old Gods of Appalachia Produced by DeepNerd Media. Written and Directed by Steve Shell and Cam Collins.


    The Storage Papers Produced by Grinner Media. Written and Performed by Jeremy Enfinger.


    Announcement Transcript: https://bit.ly/3y0c4qb


    You can listen to these shows wherever you get you podcasts or on www.rustyquill.com


    For more info on these new shows visit: https://rustyquill.com/rq-network-introducing-our-new-shows/




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    • 2 min

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This podcast makes me so happy, im riding the bus with a smile on my face when listening. Tim and Ben are so funny and im absolutely sure they will break my heart when the time comes. The pacing is great and the characters are just fantastic, I can’t wait to see where they go

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