Delusional Witch Juice

Heather Nations
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Witchcraft, folklore, occult history, and metaphysics — served with a heavy pour of delusion. Each week, Heather digs into the strange hidden history, fact behind folklore, and mysteries of the metaphysics, separating the history from the hype (and occasionally embracing the hype anyway). It's part history lecture, part séance, part group chat. Unfiltered, well-researched, and made especially for delusional witches.

  1. 1 day ago

    The Strange History of Fortune Telling: From Royal Astrologers to Zoltar

    This week on Delusional Witch Juice, I discuss the real history of fortune telling and how the creepy crystal ball fortune teller is way younger than you think. From ancient Chinese oracle bones and Mesopotamian diviners to Queen Elizabeth I’s astrologer John Dee and a celebrity astrologer consulting America’s financial elite, predicting the future was once serious business. Plus the history of scrying, why tarot cards were originally a game, how the Romani fortune teller stereotype developed, the rise of coin-operated fortune telling machines, and why Magic 8-Balls, fortune cookies, cootie catchers, and even modern algorithms prove we still really hate not knowing what happens next. 00:00 — Intro03:39 — The Basics05:47 — Scrying & Other Divination Tools08:12 — Where Did Fortune Telling Come From?11:16 — Advisor to the Queen14:12 — Fortune Telling on Wall Street16:29 — How Dictators used Fortune Telling18:51 — When it Became Illegal22:56 — Tarot and Divination26:53 — Romani Does Not = Fortune Teller30:00 — Woman with The Crystal Ball32:23 — Magic 8 Balls and Cootie Catchers35:23 — The Need to Know SOURCES & FURTHER READING The Metropolitan Museum of Art — “Before Fortune-Telling: The History and Structure of Tarot Cards”The early history of tarot as a card game and its much later association with occultism and fortune telling.Read at The MetThe Metropolitan Museum of Art — Shang Dynasty Oracle BonesExamples of inscribed bones used in ancient Chinese royal divination.Explore the collectionSmarthistory / Smithsonian National Museum of Asian Art — “Oracle Bone, Shang Dynasty”How Shang rulers used ox bones and tortoise shells to ask questions about war, illness, weather, hunting and other concerns.Read the articleBritish Museum — Dr. Dee’s Magical MirrorThe obsidian mirror associated with Elizabethan scholar, astrologer and occultist John Dee.View the British Museum objectRoyal Museums Greenwich — John DeeJohn Dee’s work in astrology, navigation, alchemy, his relationship with Elizabeth I and his attempts to communicate with angels through scrying.Read at Royal Museums GreenwichJ. Paul Getty Museum — “Rising Signs: The Medieval Science of Astrology”Astrology’s role in medieval medicine, agriculture, divination and royal courts, including rulers consulting astrologers about marriages and military outcomes.Read at GettyScience History Institute — “Disorderly Persons”The history of fortune-telling laws, witchcraft and vagrancy statutes, Romani stereotypes, gender and the transformation of fortune telling from supposed magic into alleged fraud.Read at Science History InstituteBible Gateway — Deuteronomy 18:10–13One of the major biblical prohibitions against divination, omens, sorcery, mediums and consulting the dead.Read the passageThe Vatican — Catechism of the Catholic Church, Sections 2115–2117The Catholic Church’s distinction between divine prophecy and prohibited practices such as astrology, horoscopes, palmistry, omens, clairvoyance and mediums.Read the CatechismCambridge University Press — Eric Kurlander, “The Nazi Magicians’ Controversy”A scholarly examination of astrology, occultism and so-called “border sciences” within Nazi Germany, including the regime’s complicated mixture of suppression and exploitation.Read at Cambridge CoreThe Strong National Museum of Play — “The Play of Fortune”Fortune telling as entertainment, including coin-operated arcade fortune tellers such as the 1957 Grandma Fortune Teller.Read at The StrongThe Strong National Museum of Play — History of the Magic 8 BallThe strange path from a professional clairvoyant’s device to one of America’s most recognizable fortune-telling toys.Read the historySmithsonian Magazine — “Cracking Open the History of Fortune Cookies”The Japanese predecessors of the modern fortune cookie and how the cookie eventually became associated with Chinese-American restaurants.Read at Smithsonian Magazine

  2. 11 Aug ·  Bonus

    August 12 Is Cosmic Chaos: Eclipse, Planets & Perseids

    This week on Delusional Witch Juice, I discuss why August 12 is being called cosmic chaos—and whether somebody actually left the Lion’s Gate Portal open. From a six-planet parade and New Moon in Leo to a total solar eclipse and perfectly timed Perseid meteor shower, the celestial guest list is much messier than the internet claims. Plus ancient Mesopotamian substitute kings, the gardener who inherited a throne after the real king died from hot soup, the fiery Tears of Saint Lawrence, and what people in the Midwest can actually see in the sky. CHAPTERS 00:00 August 12th Has Entered the Group Chat02:07 The Official Cosmic Guest List04:37 The Planet Parade: Before Sunrise07:30 The Main Event: Total Solar Eclipse09:58 Someone Is Going to Die13:15 Enter the Perseids16:29 Why the 2026 Perseids Are Special18:23 So What Is Actually Happening?20:23 Thank Yous SOURCES & FURTHER READING The August 12 Cosmic Events NASA — August 2026 Skywatching GuideInternational Meteor Organization — 2026 Meteor Shower CalendarNASA — Notable Astronomical Events of 2026The Planet Parade August 12 Planetary Alignment GuideVisible Planets in August 2026The New Moon & Solar Eclipse NASA — August 12, 2026 Eclipse DataNASA — Interactive Eclipse MapNew Moon and Solar Eclipse at 20° LeoEclipses Visible from St. LouisEclipse Omens & Substitute Kings The Metropolitan Museum of Art — The Solar Eclipse and the Substitute KingThe Perseids & Comet Swift–Tuttle NASA — The Perseid Meteor ShowerNASA — Comet 109P/Swift–TuttleNational Geographic — The Grisly Origin Story Behind the Perseids FOLLOW THE SHOW INSTA YOUTUBE

  3. 5 Aug

    The Sinister Past of Garden Gnomes: Elves, Fairies & the Folklore Behind Them

    In this episode of Delusional Witch Juice, Heather untangles the weird, messy folklore behind house spirits and the creatures we now casually lump together as “the fae.” From Scandinavian nisse who will apparently commit livestock murder over missing butter, to Scottish brownies who clean your house but absolutely do not want to be treated like employees, these supernatural roommates came with very specific boundaries. Along the way, Heather digs into where gnomes actually came from, why Snow White’s dwarfs aren’t gnomes, the surprising folklore parallels behind Dobby and Harry Potter’s house-elves, why fairy rings were considered dangerous, what Sleeping Beauty teaches us about fairy etiquette, and, finally, where the Smurfs fit into this entire supernatural mess. Turns out the cute little guy standing next to your hostas has a much stranger history than garden décor would have you believe. And if you decide to leave out some porridge tonight, just remember one thing: put the butter on top. Sources: ​Merriam-Webster — “Fairy” / “Faerie”Etymology and historical meanings of fairy and faerie, including the older meaning of enchantment or fairyland. Merriam-Webster: FairyMerriam-Webster: Faerie​Paracelsus — Book on Nymphs, Sylphs, Pygmies, and SalamandersSource for Paracelsus’s elemental beings and the earth-dwelling creatures later associated with gnomes. Read via Internet Archive​Brothers Grimm — “Little Snow-White”The older Snow White story explicitly describes the seven dwarfs digging for ore and gold in the mountains, which is why the mining connection matters. Read Little Snow-White​Official Harry Potter Encyclopedia — House-ElvesConfirms that house-elves are bound to households and can be freed when their master gives them clothing. House-Elf Fact File​Thomas Keightley — The Fairy MythologyHistorical folklore collection covering brownies and other household spirits, including leaving cream for brownies and the recurring stories where giving them clothing causes them to leave. Read The Fairy Mythology at Project Gutenberg​Visit Norway — The Norwegian FjøsnisseCovers the traditional barn-dwelling nisse, its connection with farm animals, Christmas porridge, butter and the belief that neglecting the spirit could result in mischief. Meet the Norwegian Fjøsnisse​Swedish Legends and Folktales — “The Missing Butter”Source for the beautifully unhinged story of the tomte discovering his butter was hidden beneath the porridge, killing the farm’s cow and stealing an identical replacement cow. The Missing Butter folklore text​Woodland Trust — Fairy RingsExplains both the fungal science behind fairy rings and European folklore connecting them with dancing fairies, elves, witches and supernatural danger. What Is a Fairy Ring?​Charles Perrault — “The Sleeping Beauty in the Wood”Perrault’s version has seven fairies invited as the princess’s godmothers and an older uninvited fairy who believes she has been insulted and curses the child. The supernatural etiquette drama was there long before Disney. Read Perrault's Sleeping Beauty​The Smurfs — Official HistoryPeyo created the Smurfs as characters in Johan and Peewit in 1958. So, tragically, no ancient Smurf mythology. Just Belgium. Official Smurfs History​Garden Gnome History / LampySir Charles Isham brought small German figures to Lamport Hall in the nineteenth century, helping establish the garden-gnome tradition in Britain. History of Lampy and the Garden Gnome

  4. 29 Jul

    Lammas: The Three Histories Behind the Pagan Bread Holiday

    Back with another seasonal sabbat episode! Is Lammas really an ancient pagan bread holiday? In this episode, Heather follows the history from Old English “loaf-mass” and church-blessed bread to Lammas grazing rights, the Irish festival of Lughnasadh, and the story of Lugh’s foster mother Tailtiu. The modern holiday turns out to be a blend of three different traditions: an English Christian harvest observance, an Irish mythological and political gathering, and a modern Wiccan sabbat on the Wheel of the Year. Along the way, Heather gets into funeral games, land disputes, protective bread charms, and the ancient festival historians still cannot fully reconstruct. Listen to find out how all three histories ended up inside one modern pagan holiday. Sources Church of England — “The Agricultural Year”https://www.churchofengland.org/prayer-and-worship/worship-texts-and-resources/common-worship/churchs-year/times-and-seasons-4 A Clerk of Oxford — “A Little History of Lammas”https://aclerkofoxford.blogspot.com/2017/08/a-little-history-of-lammas.html J. G. L. Richardson — Lammas grazing rights and English commonshttps://journals.univie.ac.at/index.php/rhy/article/download/5762/5699/12153 Ronald Hutton — The Stations of the Sunhttps://academic.oup.com/book/1390/chapter/140717330 CELT — The Metrical Dindshenchas: Tailtiuhttps://celt.ucc.ie/published/T106500D/text033.html CELT — The Annals of Ulster, entry for 916https://celt.ucc.ie/published/T100001A/text486.html Cambridge — “Harvest Shortfalls, Grain Prices, and Famines in Preindustrial England”https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/journal-of-economic-history/article/abs/harvest-shortfalls-grain-prices-and-famines-in-preindustrial-england/A6BD779A911DD17910EA44DF8ADF7613 Ethan Doyle White — Wicca: History, Belief & Community in Modern Pagan Witchcrafthttps://www.jstor.org/stable/j.ctv3029rcf Irish pronunciation recordings — Teanglannhttps://www.teanglann.ie/en/fuaim/L%C3%BAnasa 00:00 Pagan Bread Has Lore 04:47 Welcome and Ground Rules 08:08 The Internet Version 10:35 Loaf-Mass and Bread Magic 18:44 Lammas Land 23:30 Lugh, Tailtiu and the Fair 31:02 The Festival We Cannot Rebuild 35:59 Why the First Loaf Mattered 40:35 How It Joined the Wheel

  5. 22 Jul

    Low-Energy Witchcraft: Simple Rituals for Exhausted Days

    What does witchcraft look like when you are sick, burnt out, overwhelmed, or simply too tired to feel magical? Heather explores low-energy witchcraft, the pressure to turn spirituality into another productivity system, and the small practices that can still create connection: one candle, one tarot card, a glass of water, a boundary, or permission to go to bed. Your practice does not disappear because your energy changes. Listen, then choose three things that can become your own bare-minimum spiritual safety net. 00:00 Practicing When You Feel Awful01:49 Witchcraft as Productivity04:55 What Counts as a Ritual?06:48 Your Body Is Part of It07:47 Three Levels of Practice12:45 The Bare-Minimum Reset14:00 Consistency Has Seasons15:26 Build Your Spiritual Safety Net

  6. 15 Jul

    What Kind of Witch Are You? The Truth About Witch Types

    This week: what "types of witches" quizzes actually get right (and wrong), the real history behind the word "witch" — including Salem's actual numbers and the "9 million" myth that isn't true — why Jung thought a witch lives in your subconscious, and why Agatha All Along is basically doing this whole episode on screen. Funny, sourced, no judgment either way. 0:00 Open 2:32 Welcome + Thesis 3:24 Ground Rules 4:18 WitchTok by the Numbers 7:03 Why Do We Even Do This? 8:25 My Hedge Witch Origin Story 10:39 Is Maiden, Mother, Crone Ancient? 14:17 The Robert Graves Plot Twist 17:00 Green/Kitchen/Hedge Witch, Explained 18:40 Salem & the Real Witch Trial History 22:27 Jung, the Shadow & the Wild Woman 24:39 Story Time: Being "Too Much" 27:23 Agatha All Along & Pop Culture Witches 29:07 Your Homework Find us @delusionalwitchjuice. DM your witch type!

  7. 8 Jul

    New Moon July 2026: Manifestation, Lunar Planning & My Smoke Detector

    This week on Delusional Witch Juice, It's the New Moon in Cancer, July 14, 2026, 2:43 AM PT, so we're setting an intention live on air. But first: where does "manifestation" actually come from (hint: a guy with tuberculosis and a horse), what are the 8 real phases of the moon, and how did centuries-old farming folklore turn into today's "plan your launch by the moon" coaching trend? Plus: the real, non-mystical psychology reason a monthly lunar reset might actually help you. Folklore, real history, actual research, and one host's genuine new moon intention. Sources in the show notes. Follow Delusional Witch Juice on TikTok and Instagram: @delusionalwitchjuice MASTER SOURCE LIST Astro-Seek: New Moon July 2026CHANI: 2026 Astrological Key DatesWe'Moon: New & Full Moon RitualsClaire Daley: New Moon RitualsWikipedia: Law of Attraction (New Thought)The Law of Attraction: History & 19th-Century AuthorsPMC: "The Secret" to Success? The Psychology of Belief in ManifestationSAGE: Personality and Social Psychology BulletinNASA Science: Moon PhasesFarmers' Almanac: Understanding the 8 Phases of the MoonWikipedia: Lunar PhaseHerbal Academy: Gardening By the MoonLiving With The Moon: The Secret of Biodynamic GardeningMedium: The Moon, the Cow Horn, and the Cosmic Dance of AgricultureMDPI: Lunar Influence on Plants in AgricultureNache' Snow: What To Do During Moon PhasesSimone Samuels: How to Make Plans for Your Business Based on the MoonHealthline: Full Moon EffectsThe Conversation: Does the Full Moon Make Us Sleepless?Katy Milkman: The Fresh Start EffectPMC: Put Your Imperfections Behind You (Temporal Landmarks)Current Psychology (2026): Manifestation Research StatusPsychology Today: Toxic Positivity

  8. 1 Jul

    Past Lives: Everyone Was Cleopatra, Nobody Was a Peasant

    Why does everyone think they were Cleopatra in a past life — and never a turnip farmer? This week: what reincarnation actually means across Hinduism and Buddhism, the University of Virginia psychiatrist who documented 2,500 kids who remembered dying, the very boring brain-science reasons we "remember" past lives (hello, cryptomnesia), the Korean concept In-Yun from the movie Past Lives, and what your South Node supposedly says about who you used to be. Skeptical, funny, and refusing to flatten anybody's religion. Sources in the show notes. Follow Delusional Witch Juice on TikTok and Instagram: @delusionalwitchjuice MASTER SOURCE LIST Pew Research Center, "Beliefs about the afterlife," May 2025 — https://www.pewresearch.org/religion/2025/05/06/beliefs-about-the-afterlife/Wikipedia, "Reincarnation" — https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ReincarnationWikipedia, "Ian Stevenson" — https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_StevensonUVA Division of Perceptual Studies / Jim Tucker, "Ian Stevenson and Cases of the Reincarnation Type" (PDF) — https://med.virginia.edu/perceptual-studies/wp-content/uploads/sites/360/2016/12/REI36Tucker-1.pdfWHRO, "Since 1967, this small division at UVA has investigated the possibility of reincarnation," Dec 2024 — https://www.whro.org/education-news/2024-12-30/since-1967-this-small-division-at-the-university-of-virginia-has-investigated-the-possibility-of-reincarnationThe Skeptic's Dictionary, "past life regression" — https://skepdic.com/pastlife.htmlWikipedia, "Past life regression" — https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Past_life_regressionScience-Based Medicine, "Past Life Regression Therapy: Encouraging Fantasy" — https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/past-life-regression-therapy-encouraging-fantasy/Wikipedia, "Bridey Murphy" — https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridey_MurphyPsi Encyclopedia, "Criticisms of Reincarnation Case Studies" — https://psi-encyclopedia.spr.ac.uk/articles/criticisms-reincarnation-case-studies/Psi Encyclopedia, "Reincarnation: An Introduction" — https://psi-encyclopedia.spr.ac.uk/articles/reincarnation-overview/Pacific Ties, "Past Lives: Understanding In-Yun" — https://pacificties.org/past-lives-understanding-in-yun/The Conversation, "Past Lives: a luxurious and lingering portrayal..." — https://theconversation.com/past-lives-a-luxurious-and-lingering-portrayal-of-lost-love-and-identity-in-the-korean-diaspora-213162Nylon, "Past Lives & Astrology, Explained" — https://www.nylon.com/life/past-life-astrology-explainedJessica Adams, "Your Past Life in Astrology — North Node" — https://www.jessicaadams.com/2026/03/21/blog/your-past-life-in-astrology-north-node/Feedspot, "20 Best Past Lives Podcasts 2026" — https://podcast.feedspot.com/past_lives_podcasts/

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Witchcraft, folklore, occult history, and metaphysics — served with a heavy pour of delusion. Each week, Heather digs into the strange hidden history, fact behind folklore, and mysteries of the metaphysics, separating the history from the hype (and occasionally embracing the hype anyway). It's part history lecture, part séance, part group chat. Unfiltered, well-researched, and made especially for delusional witches.

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  • Creator
    Heather Nations
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    75
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Heather Nations
  • Show Website
    Delusional Witch Juice

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