167 episodes

Welcome to Lotsa Pasta!
This is the Podcast led by your Host -Captain Death- where we read scary stories from sources like Reddit/NoSleep, CreepyPasta, TrollPasta, SearchAndRescue, Unsettling Stories, Stories to Read Alone at Night, and MANY MANY more with different guests almost EVERY WEEK!
Join us for some casual spoopy spoopo conversation about Horror Films/Shows/Books/Games/etc and then sit down, spark it up, and get ready for some stories around the campfire with me and all my friends.

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Lotsa Pasta Captain Death

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Welcome to Lotsa Pasta!
This is the Podcast led by your Host -Captain Death- where we read scary stories from sources like Reddit/NoSleep, CreepyPasta, TrollPasta, SearchAndRescue, Unsettling Stories, Stories to Read Alone at Night, and MANY MANY more with different guests almost EVERY WEEK!
Join us for some casual spoopy spoopo conversation about Horror Films/Shows/Books/Games/etc and then sit down, spark it up, and get ready for some stories around the campfire with me and all my friends.

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    Episode One Hundred Sixty-Eight: Games with Ghoulies Part Four

    Episode One Hundred Sixty-Eight: Games with Ghoulies Part Four

    Welcome back to another exciting episode of Games with Ghoulies! I’m your host, Captain Death, here to introduce todays co-hosts and guests: Django Phillips and Strawberry Shortcake. You know them, they’ve been here before, they’re no strangers to the Lotsa Pasta game show. On today’s episode, we go all over the map. We do some Japanese rituals and some old school historical rituals, we also read some fun fiction, and some dumb fiction. What were your expectations? You saw the title, right? The Martha Game (27:17)Kurokami Sama (34:09)Little Devil (38:22)In the Eye of the Giant (45:10)Listen to the Clock (1:02:14)The Eye in the Shadows (1:16:27)The Floor is Lava (1:25:58)The Dumb Supper Ritual (1:40:54)The Oklahoma Darkness Game (1:51:54)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”

    • 2 hrs 9 min
    Episode One Hundred Sixty-Seven: This One Time at Bible Camp

    Episode One Hundred Sixty-Seven: This One Time at Bible Camp

    I have a new guest on this episode and OH BOY is he SOMETHIN’. Ramses Vanderslice and I have a brief history together in our youth, ironically dealing with this episode, and as soon as he came into my life… he vanished. Years later, I followed him on Youtube to realize his creative genius. Watching his material from the shadows, secretly wishing I was making content like him, I decided to take the next logical step. Get his ass on the show. And so I did. And so we have. This episode is an adventure of several proportions. We skip down memory lane, we address our greatest fears, we even get a little melodramatic, and much like reaching the end of our lives, we even see God for a little bit. Er - Maybe Satan. My bad. Captain Death’s “[RAMSES] I Don’t Know What’s Good For Me”(32:16)Jesus Camp(51:55)Ramses Vanderslice’s “[MOTIVATION] Only I Know What’s Good For You”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO9CBmC0aqcCheck out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”

    • 2 hrs 6 min
    Episode One Hundred Sixty-Six: Killin' the Cat Part Three

    Episode One Hundred Sixty-Six: Killin' the Cat Part Three

    Like all things in life, we eventually come to the end. We have another satisfying episode, here, full of fun little stories to share with your friends around the proverbial campfire.Is there a wrap-around-narrative like WhereAmI? wanted? Maybe, if you’re willing to settle.Were some of the stories better than others? Totally, but that’s subjective.Was this awful like when we did the ABCs? I think not.I think what is most interesting is how we reflected on these short stories as they progressed, getting both more mature in tone and terror. Each of these stories hits a different aspect of ones’ life. There is a lot to be afraid of here, like there is a lot to be afraid of in life. Keep your eyes peeled, people. You never know when you’re going to be the subject of someone else’s horror story for the internet. Hangman Games(41:13)Family(1:14:15)How to See the Future… And Why You Don’t Want to(1:31:54)You’re Never Alone, especially in the Dark(2:03:38)The Least Likely Monster that Haunted my Childhood(2:32:14)Check out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioCheck out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”

    • 2 hrs 51 min
    Episode One Hundred Sixty-Five: That One Time We Accidentally Read Vore

    Episode One Hundred Sixty-Five: That One Time We Accidentally Read Vore

    Well. The title says it all. Let me just say, if you’re as disgusted and perturbed about this shit as much as the three of us were, let this be a DISCLAIMER!!WE READ SOME GROSS SHIT ON THIS EPISODE!!I DON’T CARE IF THIS IS YOUR KINK. IT’S GROSS. U NASTY. The first story is a particularly gruesome tale from someone with an interesting occupation and the second story… Well… the second story is some erotic vore. For those of you who DON’T KNOW - BEST TO JUST SKIP THIS EPISODE - but VORE is someone who finds satisfaction or attraction in being consumed/swallowed. Let’s just agree to disagree on this, as vore is fucking gross and this is probably the grossest fucking story I’ve ever read on this show in my THREE YEARS EXPERIENCE IN DOING SO. YES, I KNOW THERE IS A SEQUEL STORY. DON’T FUCKING TALK TO ME ABOUT IT. Enjoy. I Clean Up Crime Scenes For a Living and today was the Worst Day I’ve ever had at Work(29:42)Sade Smols(1:22:13)Check out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioCheck out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.” 

    • 1 hr 48 min
    Episode One Hundred Sixty-Four: Killin' the Cat Part Two

    Episode One Hundred Sixty-Four: Killin' the Cat Part Two

    We’re back at it. More chronicling of this dude’s weird fucking happenstance. How does one person attract this much strange? This much odd? This much supernatural? I don’t know. Is there going to be a culmination point? Is there going to be a point at all? Is there going to be anything more said at the end of this, other than, “wow, those stories were dope.” I don’t know. I really don’t. And I guess I’m coming to terms with the fact that I’d be okay with that. BUT HEY, IF THEY HIT US FOR A THIRD ACT TWIST, LET ME BE THE FIRST TO SAY HOOOO-BOY, THIS A GOODUN’. Bigger Fish(14:38)The Eighth Orphan(37:16)No Sleep for the Innocent(1:20:57)Guardian(1:39:21)The Worst Thing About Growing Old(1:57:05)Check out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioCheck out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”

    • 2 hrs 31 min
    Episode One Hundred Sixty-Three: Flyin' High

    Episode One Hundred Sixty-Three: Flyin' High

    The moon is rising high over Lotsa Pasta tonight, Friends have gathered close, so hold them tight, That’s where you’ll find,That one of a kind…J.J. The Jet Plane!A new guest, here on the show, J.J. or Jcubed is someone I’ve known since Lotsa Pasta was born. We’ve been through a lot together, we always push each other to invent and create and be authentic to ourselves as we can as artists. He’s one of the closest friends I made in college, much like Cannibal Siren, so I hope everyone else is ready to take off with this new pilot on board.Why Sarah Never Sleeps(12:04)The Machine(31:29)Eves-dropping through an IP Camera(43:13)Ouroboros(55:40)Check out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioCheck out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”

    • 1 hr 10 min

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