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The boys play some GeoGuessr, learn about short celebrity private jet flights, and riff about the zoo in China that was trying to pass off dogs as panda bears. Nothing is real. They also discover that phone sex is still a thing and hear from a listener that got negged by a p*rnstar.

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The boys riff on Jack’s big news, getting cucked by wedding photographers, and the time a lady said “thank god it’s not big” to Trev. They also hear from a listener having a crisis while high and learn that birds do, in fact, lay it down.

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The boys are joined by the illustrious comedian Heather McMahan to riff on vacation cigarettes, partying at Ole Miss, and why women can’t jerk off like men do. They also play a game of FMK and hear from a listener that has strong opinions on the best type of toes.

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The boys riff on Trev doing broad daylight standup for famous people, learn that rooster’s have mid dick, and hear from a listener that wants to move to the beach.

The boys riff on the Cybertruck recall, Taylor Swift’s new album, and how the Golden Bachelor is just Michael in 40 years. They also learn about a super horny ice cream store and get an update from a listener who’s trying to pay off some debt.

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The boys both performed in massive arenas over the weekend so they swap stories of their experiences, riff about Michael being a phone corn guy now, and finally finish the 2024 s*x positions bracket. Plus a listener is a cum cleaning traditionalist and PHub is the next YouTube?