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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 14 HR AGO ·  VIDEO

    Emily & Peter Andre On Love, Family & The Story That Brought Them Together

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we are joined by the one and only Peter Andre and his incredible wife Dr. Emily Andre for a hilarious, honest and surprisingly deep conversation about fame, family life and everything in between. Pete takes us back 30 years to the moment “Mysterious Girl” became a global hit, opening up about the highs, the ego, and the unexpected backlash that came with fame — including why he suddenly stopped taking his shirt off and how it completely changed the way people treated him. He also shares the story behind his brand new “Legacy” album, featuring remastered classics, brand new tracks and some huge collaborations from around the world. Emily gives us a real insight into balancing life as a doctor, a mum of three and being married to one of the most recognisable faces in British pop culture — including what it’s actually like holding down the fort while Pete is away touring. We also get into how the couple first met (and it involves a hospital visit you won’t believe), parenting across different ages, the realities of long-term relationships and why communication has completely changed Pete’s outlook as a dad. Plus, there’s plenty of classic Therapy Crouch chaos — from cooking disasters and naked dancing to brutally honest relationship moments that every couple will recognise. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 04:07 Welcoming Peter & Emily Andre 05:33 Touring Life & “Home Is More Full On” 08:27 30 Years Of “Mysterious Girl” & New Album 11:18 Iconic Music Videos & Behind The Scenes 14:13 Legacy Album, Collaborations & Touring Again 17:45 How Peter & Emily Andre First Met 18:42 Relationship Beginnings & Asking Permission 19:06 Parenting, Kids & Growing Up Fast 23:08 Emily’s Career As A Doctor 24:00 Writing Books & Life With Kids 28:13 The Tampon Story (How Pete Learned The Hard Way) 30:28 Fan Questions Begin 33:00 Relationships, Marriage & Long-Term Love 38:00 Family Life, Balance & Career Pressures 43:00 Parenting Challenges & Modern Family Life 48:00 Looking Back On Career & Lessons Learned 53:00 Final Thoughts & Reflections 56:30 Outro To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter Andre https://twitter.com/peterandre For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  2. 5 DAYS AGO ·  VIDEO

    Ask Me Anything! “Hangover” Weddings, Relationship Regrets & Brutal Advice!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything special! Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into your wildest, funniest and most brutally honest dilemmas — from wardrobe chaos and hoarding habits to parenting rules that divide households everywhere. Things quickly take a turn as we get into your Agony Abs, including a heartbreaking story of a listener who pushed his partner away after secretly discovering fertility issues, and now wants to win her back. We also hear from someone determined to turn their boyfriend into their very own “project”, plus a bedroom dilemma that definitely takes the biscuit. There’s friendship drama, relationship ruts, and the age-old question of how to keep the spark alive when life starts getting in the way. It’s honest, chaotic and full of laughs… exactly how an AMA should be. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 00:40 Wardrobe Chaos & Hoarding Realisations 02:10 “You Don’t Need All This Stuff” 04:05 The “Knickers” Debate 05:45 Parenting Rules & Mealtime Battles 08:50 Sponsor Break 09:05 Singapore Stories & Travel Chat 11:35 Britain’s Next Top Model Throwbacks 13:55 Ask Me Anything Begins 15:30 “Lawless” Wedding Stories To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  3. 31 MAR ·  VIDEO

    Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch on “Call Me Daddy” - Plus the Icks Ruining Relationships

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get chaotic as Abbey and Peter dive into the modern relationship “icks” that are driving everyone mad. From gym-obsessed boyfriends who suddenly start calling every meal “fuel”, to the bizarre habits that creep in when people take their fitness journeys a little too seriously, the pair unpack the realities of dating in 2026. We also hear some of your listener dilemmas including whether sharing a Netflix account with an ex is a major red flag, and what to do when your partner’s habits start giving you the ultimate ick. Plus, Abbey and Pete relive a holiday debate that will feel VERY familiar—when taking the perfect Instagram photo completely ruins the moment. In the Agony Abs, things take a seriously weird turn with a bedroom confession involving being called “Daddy”… and an unexpected counter-offer of “Granny” that completely derails the mood. It’s funny, unfiltered and full of the kind of honest relationship chat that will have you questioning everything. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 00:27 Ross update & opening chat 01:02 Morning routines & body confidence 02:18 Parenting rules & swimming debate 03:10 Hair routines & “life admin” 05:04 Relationship icks & plane story 06:34 Pete’s sauna moment (“the seats”) 07:38 House chat, storage & spindles 09:05 Weekly “shine” & Chanel chat 10:00 Packing, moving house & clear-outs 11:42 Gym boyfriend turns “delulu” 13:00 Gym addiction & motivation chat 14:00 Pre-kids nostalgia & family chaos 16:19 Sharing Netflix with an ex 17:30 Phone glitches & tech struggles 18:23 Holiday photo frustrations begin 19:27 “Candid photo” arguments escalate 20:15 Pete lying on the floor for the shot 21:14 “Fellas of Instagram” discussion 22:18 Social media vs real life debate 24:24 Filming vs living the moment 25:15 Justin Timberlake viral debate 27:00 “Am I The A*****e?” intro 27:48 “Call me Granny” dilemma begins 28:56 Debate & reactions 30:05 “Daddy” discussion continues 31:40 Final thoughts & wrap of segment To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  4. 26 MAR ·  VIDEO

    Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch: “Tracking Your Partner Is Crossing The Line”

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get very honest as Abbey and Peter dive into the little habits, lies and dynamics that make (or break) a relationship… 👀 The episode kicks off with a debate that every couple will recognise - is tracking your partner’s location actually about safety… or is it crossing a line? Abbey defends it, Peter calls it a full-on violation, and things quickly spiral from there. We also get into the harmless (and not-so-harmless) lies we tell in relationships - from exaggerating talents to fully committing to stories that get completely out of hand. Plus, one listener dilemma about a dad pretending to be a professional footballer takes things to a whole new level. Abbey opens up about the assumptions people make because of her accent, while the pair share their thoughts on stereotypes, confidence and proving people wrong. There’s also the usual chaos - including a ridiculous game that quickly derails the episode and some very questionable dinner table entertainment with the kids. And in a rare serious moment, Abbey and Peter reveal what they think actually makes their relationship work after all these years - from embracing differences to knowing when to just let things go. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 00:42 Tracking Your Partner?! (Location “violation” debate begins) 02:10 Acting, Adverts & Listener Question 02:40 “People Think I’m Stupid” – Accent Stereotypes 03:34 Abbey’s “9 A*s” Debate 06:05 Listener Question: Lookalikes 08:20 Dartboard Lies & Relationship Truths 09:12 Fake Football Career Story 10:23 The Game That Got Out Of Hand 12:44 The Game Goes Too Far… 13:07 Dinner Table Games With Kids 13:36 Hosting The BRITs Debate 15:01 Relationship Advice Question 16:14 “Laughter Is Everything” 16:46 “We Stay Together Because…” 17:09 The Real Relationship Advice To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  5. 24 MAR ·  VIDEO

    Abbey & Peter Crouch: The One Word That Starts Arguments (And Why It Never Means What You Think).

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch are back with chaos, confessions, and a few relationship “debates” that spiral quickly. From a luxury Mother’s Day with a private chef to a £1,300 ear piercing shock that leaves Abbey fuming, the couple unpack a week full of unexpected drama. Things take a turn as Pete calls out Abbey’s “volatility,” sparking a hilarious but all-too-relatable breakdown of relationship miscommunication — including why the word “fine” absolutely never means fine. The pair also dive into a listener dilemma about football taking over family life, with Pete defending the beautiful game while Abbey isn’t quite as convinced. There’s also a Wolf of Wall Street-themed party recap (featuring Pete on the mic… again), parenting debates, and a surprisingly emotional take on Ronaldo that you won’t expect. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 We Turned Up In Matching Outfits 01:40 The Dream Mother’s Day (Private Chef & No Cleaning) 04:18 Pete Calls Out Abbey’s “Volatility” 04:42 The Ear Piercing Trip That Went Wrong 05:52 I Tracked Him… And Caught Him Out 08:37 Birth Certificate Chaos & Loft Disaster 10:52 The £1,300 Earring Shock 12:42 “I Thought It Was Over” 13:24 Why “Fine” Doesn’t Mean Fine 16:40 Breaking Down What “Fine” Really Means 17:53 The Party Where Pete Took The Mic 19:17 Agony Ab: Football vs Family Life 21:24 The Compromise Every Couple Needs 22:05 Why People Are Obsessed With Football 23:07 The Ronaldo Moment That Made Abbey Cry 25:57 Agony Ab: IVF & Gender Reveal Debate 27:10 Should You Find Out The Baby’s Gender? To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  6. 20 MAR ·  VIDEO

    Pete’s “Midlife Crisis”? Tapas Alone, Snapchat Accusations and Brutal Nicknames

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything special and things get chaotic very quickly as Abbey and Peter dive into your wildest questions. From hilarious nickname stories (including the unforgettable “Jetpack Joe”) to brutally honest debates about whether going to the cinema alone is weird, this episode is packed with relatable moments and classic Crouch chaos. Peter raises eyebrows with his new solo habits — including tapas for one — while Abbey questions whether it’s all giving midlife crisis energy… The pair also open up about parenting struggles, emotional moments with their kids, and the surprising ways AI is creeping into family life. Plus, there’s strong opinions on football fashion, celebrity encounters (including Stevie Wonder and Prince William), and a completely unfiltered discussion on bathroom etiquette that you probably weren’t ready for. If you’ve ever wondered what’s “normal” in relationships, social situations, or just life in general — this episode covers it all (and then some). Got a question or dilemma for the podcast? Submit it below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit Therapy Crouch is sponsored by TUI! You pick it, they sort it. The time has come for Abbey and Pete to help two listeners solve a real life holiday dilemma they’re trying to crack, ahead of their TUI holiday! https://www.tui.co.uk/ Every day can be Iconic with TK Maxx. Shop at your nearest store, online or on the App now: https://www.tkmaxx.com/uk/en/ 00:00 Introduction 01:00 Outrageous Nicknames 04:30 The “Snapchat” Joke 08:10 Is Going To The Cinema Alone Weird? 10:00 Pete’s Solo Tapas Confession 12:00 Midlife Crisis Accusations 14:10 Kids & Flight Hacks 16:30 Kids Say The Funniest Things 18:00 Football Opinions Get Heated 21:00 Celebrity Encounters 25:00 Bathroom Etiquette Debate To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  7. 17 MAR

    Harry Styles, Celebrity Encounters & Cat Thieves! Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch Talk Celebs!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with another chaotic catch up as Peter reveals he’s started a brand new fitness regime and has become absolutely obsessed with swimming, which Abbey is convinced is just proof he’s embracing his inner old man in the pool. Abbey also tells us all about her very glamorous day out at Fulham where she enjoyed oysters, pancakes and a full English in the brand new Riverside hospitality stand, although she admits it might not be the most authentic football experience. Things quickly heat up when Abbey calls Peter out for secretly adding things to the family diary, leaving her to juggle four school runs and a mysterious training challenge she’s currently preparing for. In the Agony Abs, a listener writes in with a bizarre dilemma as her neighbour appears to be slowly stealing her cat, which leads to a hilarious debate about whether cats actually choose their owners and what you should do when your pet starts spending more time next door than at home. Elsewhere, the pair chat about luxury barber experiences, the worst haircut Peter ever had thanks to his dad, Harry Styles’ accent, WhatsApp stress and the couple’s ongoing battle with modern family logistics. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 02:30 Peter’s swimming obsession 05:00 Abbey’s fancy Fulham experience 08:53 Abbey’s secret training challenge 10:30 The family diary row 14:45 Agony Ab: “My neighbour is stealing my cat” 17:13 The runaway cat and pet detective story 19:12 Abbey’s most hated animal 21:03 The dog adoption videos debate 25:26 Abbey forgets Jack at the barbers 27:06 Why haircuts are so awkward 29:18 Peter’s worst haircut ever 30:00 Harry Styles and celebrity chat 42:22 The mystery rapper debate 44:58 Ballet, opera and preserving the arts To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  8. 12 MAR

    Abbey Clancy’s Worst Drive Ever! Dating Dilemmas & Wine Debates!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch Ask Me Anything, Abbey and Peter are back answering your questions and sharing some of the most chaotic stories from their week. Abbey reveals a terrifying experience driving down the winding roads of Box Hill, despite having a serious fear of heights. With a sheer drop beside the road, cars piling up behind her and the kids in the back, the pressure quickly became overwhelming as she tried to navigate one of the narrowest roads she’s ever driven. Peter also finds himself under fire as Abbey recalls another recent car journey with him behind the wheel, comparing the experience to the Wolf of Wall Street boat scene thanks to some rather aggressive acceleration and braking. The team also tackle some of your questions, including a sticky dating situation where a listener may have complicated his love life after getting a barmaid’s number… only to realise she’s friends with his new girlfriend. Plus there’s discussion around relationship “wine therapy”, whether sitting down with a glass of wine actually helps solve arguments or just makes things worse, the ultimate wine vs beer debate, and some hilarious ideas for the kids’ next fancy dress outfits. If you want to submit an AMA question to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit The Therapy Crouch is sponsored by TUI! You pick it, they sort it. The time has come for Abbey and Pete to help two listeners solve a real life holiday dilemma they’re trying to crack, ahead of their TUI holiday! https://www.tui.co.uk/ 00:00 Introduction 01:00 Dog Chaos & Early Morning Wake Ups 03:00 Abbey vs Peter Driving Debate 04:40 Abbey’s Terrifying Box Hill Drive 09:40 Who Is Actually the Worst Driver? 14:30 Dating Dilemma: Two Barmaids Problem 19:30 Dating Multiple People Debate 23:00 Honesty vs Lying in Relationships 25:25 Wine Therapy Gone Wrong 28:50 Kids Dressing Up as Peter Crouch 33:00 Easter Book Joke & Outro To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Channel
    Marvellous
  • Creator
    Tall or Nothing
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    275
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Therapy Crouch
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    The Therapy Crouch

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