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Two Please

Two, Please is a movies & TV podcast for people a little too obsessed with what they watch. In each episode, hosts Abhin and Rohit pick a film, show, director, or theme and break it down with deep-dive analysis and exceptionally terrible humor. From modern Hollywood classics like Boogie Nights, Mad Max: Fury Road, Titanic, The Matrix, to Indian gems like Tumbbad & Gangs of Wasseypur, expect bold opinions, overthought theories, behind-the-scenes stories, and a slightly concerning obsession with David Fincher's Gone Girl. You can also check us out on our YouTube Channel!

  1. 3 days ago

    Obsession & The Horror Of 'Nice Guys'

    Obsession — who hasn't seen it at this point? Curry Barker's $750K horror film has made over $400 million, minted a star in Inde Navarrette, and started a fight about what to even call this genre. This week we dig into the BTS trivia, the scenes we can't stop thinking about, and the Indian censor board's missing 36 seconds. Then we get into nice guy horror itself: the worst Pokémon evolution you've ever heard, Bollywood's hypermasculine inverse, and the Indian remake of Obsession that lives in our heads. (It involves IIT coaching.) Caution: ⚠️ Full spoilers for Obsession, light spoilers for Barbarian and Companion. Let us know what you thought of it in the comments! ALSO DON'T FORGET TO LIKE, SHARE AND SUBSCRIBE! Chapters: 00:00 – The biggest hit of the year 01:29 – Blumhouse's biggest surprise 02:44 – Breakout stars & the YouTube-to-horror pipeline 05:14 – First impressions (three viewings deep) 07:24 – Synopsis, spoiler warning & the allegory read 12:02 – The censor board's missing 36 seconds 16:17 – Duct tape, the helpline call & the spider crawl 20:03 – Ian's billion dollars 22:09 – The Infamous Brick scene 23:43 – The final sequence hits different on rewatch 25:04 – Trivia: Get Out & Hereditary homages 26:54 – The rise of Nice Guy horror 27:32 – The worst Pokémon evolution 31:22 – It's not entitlement, it's control 34:20 – Narcissism & missing your own red flags 37:06 – Barbarian, Companion & the genre canon 39:43 – Bollywood's hypermasculine inverse 43:20 – Take a stand, cowards 45:43 – Media literacy & the Indian audience 46:30 – The scene that had to stay 47:54 – Obsession, made in India (the IIT version) 50:01 – Final ranking: Obsession vs Barbarian vs Companion 53:42 – Wrap-up Follow us on our socials!📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/twopleasepod

    Obsession & The Horror Of 'Nice Guys'
  2. 6 Jul

    The Weirdest Era In Bollywood- Part Two

    Our deep dive into the early 2000s Bollywood era continues in this one! On this week's episode, we look at some of the biggest production houses (Yash Raj vs Dharma vs Vishesh Films), how Ram Gopal Varma was on top of the game, the battle for the best music director and much more. Don't forget to check part one out before checking out part two! CHAPTERS: 00:00 Cold open & what's in Part 2 02:11 Yash Raj Films: Dhoom, Hum Tum, Salaam Namaste & the Uday Chopra problem 05:11 Love stories for the multiplex era 06:43 Dharma Productions: Karan Johar's big-star playbook & Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham 08:37 Kaal: Tiger hype, theater memories & the roast it deserves 11:41 Excel Entertainment: Dil Chahta Hai, Lakshya & the lost-youth generation 15:27 Vishesh Films: Raaz, Murder, Jism & the Emraan Hashmi launchpad 19:11 Why the Bhatts were the biggest ROI winners of the era 20:26 Ram Gopal Varma 26:12 Ashutosh Gowariker 27:41 What's Your Raashee RANT 28:21 Farah Khan & Main Hoon Na 29:29 Rakesh Roshan, Kaho Naa Pyaar Hai & Hrithik: the prototype 31:27 MUSIC 32:01 Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy: Kal Ho Naa Ho & the sound of the era 34:30 KANK is a slightly worse KHNH album 35:30 Mission Kashmir, Lakshya & Bunty Aur Babli soundtracks 37:19 A.R. Rahman's run: Lagaan, Yuva, Satya, Swades 38:56 Ranking Rahman's albums 43:42 Ismail Darbar: Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam & Devdas 47:54 Himesh Reshammiya: Tere Naam & what Aashiq Banaya Aapne took from us 50:08 Vishal-Shekhar, Dus & Bluffmaster 51:58 Jhankaar Beats is SO DAMN GOOD 52:57 Dhoom Doom 55:06 K3G, Mohabbatein, Hum Tum & Veer-Zaara's lost Madan Mohan music 59:21 FINAL VERDICT: biggest winners of the early 2000s 01:03:22 State of the industry today & outro Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twopleasepod

    The Weirdest Era In Bollywood- Part Two
  3. 29 Apr

    How Pierce Brosnan Rescued James Bond (And Then Broke Him)

    Pierce Brosnan rescued James Bond from a six-year exile, made him bigger than he'd ever been, and then broke him so badly the franchise had to start over. On this episode we discuss his rather strange run as Bond from the mid-90s to the early 2000s, get into all four films — GoldenEye, Tomorrow Never Dies, The World Is Not Enough, and Die Another Day — and dig into both the series' complicated past and its resurgence after his run as cinema's most famous spy. Pierce Brosnan rescued James Bond from a six-year exile, made him bigger than he'd ever been, and then broke him so badly the franchise had to start over. On this episode we discuss his rather strange run as Bond from the mid-90s to the early 2000s, get into all four films — GoldenEye, Tomorrow Never Dies, The World Is Not Enough, and Die Another Day — and dig into both the series' complicated past and its resurgence after his run as cinema's most famous spy. LIKE, SHARE AND SUBSCRIBE TO THE PDOCAST! CHAPTERS: 00:00 An Intro to The Pierce Brosnan Years 00:43 Our Relationship with the Brosnan Era 04:14 The Bond That Took My Bond Virginity 04:52 A 30-Second History of James Bond 06:21 The Connery, Lazenby & Moore Years 06:54 Roger Moore at 57 and A Franchise in Crisis 07:13 How Pierce Brosnan Lost Bond the First Time 07:32 Timothy Dalton, License to Kill, and a Reshaping Action Genre 09:02 Bond Disappears For Six Years 10:10 Enter GoldenEye 10:43 Hot Take: James Bond Is a Terrible Spy 12:49 GoldenEye — Why It Still Holds Up 13:19 Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatopp — Best Henchwoman Ever 15:39 Jean Grey to Murder-by-Thighs 16:38 GoldenEye vs. Thunderball — Ranking the Best Bond 17:02 Judi Dench As M 19:31 Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) 20:35 The Laziest Villain Goal in Bond History 21:46 What the Film Got Backwards 22:24 Roger Spottiswoode, Titanic, and a Doomed Production 22:58 The k.d. lang vs. Sheryl Crow Theme Song Controversy 24:01 Michelle Yeoh Is the Only Reason to Watch This 24:28 The Crime of Being Forgettable 25:49 The World Is Not Enough (1999) 26:00 "Always Have an Escape Plan" 26:48 Sophie Marceau as Elektra King — Best Bond Girl Ever? 27:24 Robert Carlyle's Renard and the Bullet in His Brain 28:10 The Iran War Allegory You Didn't Ask For 31:24 Denise Richards as a Nuclear Physicist — WHY? 31:52 The Worst Line in Bond History 33:05 Die Another Day (2002) 33:39 Surfing the Ice Palace and Other Crimes Against Cinema 35:46 Halle Berry as Jinx and the Madonna Problem 37:09 The Diamond Laser, Explained 38:20 The Plan to Burn the DMZ — Who Was Kim Jong-Il's Physics Teacher? 39:23 Madonna's British Accent and the Iceland/Greenland Mix-Up 40:23 Punching Newton in the Dick — The Aston Martin Flip 42:23 The Death Knell of Brosnan's Bond 42:58 Why Brosnan's Run Ended at Exactly the Right Time 43:29 Austin Powers, Bourne, and the Death of Camp 44:40 Casino Royale Rights, Brosnan Gets Fired 44:50 The Post-9/11 Case for Daniel Craig 45:56 The Daniel Craig Backlash That Shut Up Real Fast 46:44 Were the Dalton Films Ahead of Their Time? 48:21 Ranking the Brosnan Films, Worst to Best 49:50 The Theme Song Debate 53:30 Best Bond Villain, Best Bond Girl, Worst Bond Girl 55:34 Closing Thoughts 56:24 Outro Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twopleasepod/

    How Pierce Brosnan Rescued James Bond (And Then Broke Him)
  4. 12 Apr

    What Makes A Good War Movie?

    In this episode of Two Please, we break down what makes a good war movie by looking at four key things: nuance, realism, emotional storytelling, and whether the film ultimately feels anti-war. From Saving Private Ryan and 1917 to Dunkirk, Letters from Iwo Jima, Jojo Rabbit, and Oppenheimer, we talk about the films that get it right, the ones that fall into propaganda, and why the best war movies stay with you long after the spectacle ends. CHAPTERS: 00:00 What makes a good war movie?00:23 Why now?01:56 War stories beyond cinema02:57 Propaganda and critical viewing04:30 The 4 tests of a great war movie07:22 Nuance over easy heroes and villains08:18 Flags of Our Fathers vs. Letters from Iwo Jima09:12 Mission Kashmir and moral complexity11:31 Why Nazis are the exception13:39 Vietnam films and the rejection of propaganda16:46 The Green Berets and shifting sentiment17:38 Realism and spectacle in war cinema18:40 Why Saving Private Ryan is still so fresh20:33 Dunkirk as spectacle-first filmmaking22:54 1917 and technical immersion25:54 Human stories inside war27:00 Saving Private Ryan as an emotional mission27:54 Grave of the Fireflies and civilian tragedy39:00 Jojo Rabbit and satire in war stories40:03 Schindler’s List and survival41:05 Does the film leave you anti-war?42:42 Great anti-war films44:37 Bad representations and post-9/11 stereotyping55:09 When war movies become caricatures56:13 Final takeaway57:14 Oppenheimer, Hiroshima, and the cost of war Don't forget to LIKE THE VIDEO AND SUBSCRIBE TO THE PODCAST. Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twopleasepod/

    What Makes A Good War Movie?
  5. 10 Mar

    A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Made Us Love Game of Thrones Again

    A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms just wrapped its first season and somehow did the impossible — it made us care about Westeros again. On this episode, Abhin, Rohit, and returning guest Falah break down the entire season: from the perfect casting to the moments that wrecked us, from a deep lore dive into the Blackfyre Rebellion to what Summerhall means for this story, and whether you should even bother with House of the Dragon at this point. Come join us as we join Dunk & Egg on a fun adventure in the Ashford Meadow. ⚠️ SPOILER WARNING: We discuss all 6 episodes in detail. Book spoilers from the Dunk & Egg novellas and broader ASOIAF lore from around 34:43 onward. Don't Forget to LIKE, SHARE & FOLLOW THE POD! Chapters: 0:00 - Intro 0:48 - What Is A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms? 1:21 - First Impressions: Falah 2:10 - First Impressions: Rohit 2:47 - First Impressions: Abhin 4:58 - Behind the Scenes: Happy Accidents 5:47 - How Ivanhoe Shaped the World of Dunk & Egg 6:30 - Casting Breakdown: Dunk, Egg, Lionel, Baelor & Aerion 9:03 - Should You Read the Books? 10:07 - Memorable Moments: Episode 1 — "All the Luck is Ours" 14:14 - Memorable Moments: Episode 2 — Steely Determination 15:13 - Memorable Moments: Episode 3 — The Big Reveal 16:50 - Every Third Person in Westeros is Named Aegon 17:42 - Episode 5: Saving Private Dunk 18:50 - LORE DIVE: The Blackfyre Rebellion & the Battle of the Redgrass Fields 22:17 - The Dothraki Song Translation 22:41 - Episode 5 Continued: Get Up Ser Duncan! 26:04 - Bleach, Ghulam & the Anime of It All 27:29 - Episode 6: Nailing a Penny to the Tree 28:55 - Dorne Tease & Next Season Hopes 29:43 - The Time Falah Spoiled the Red Wedding 31:10 - Reading Oberyn vs. The Mountain During Turbulence 31:53 - Why GOT Season 4 Was Peak Television 32:43 - Episode 6 Continued: Book vs. Show Changes 34:43 - ⚠️ BOOK SPOILERS: Summerhall, Aegon the Unlikely & Rhaegar's Birth 38:57 - The Season 8 Problem 39:27 - The Mandalorian Comparison 40:36 - Should You Watch House of the Dragon? 42:24 - Final Verdict 43:13 - Why This Show Matters Right Now 44:38 - Joffrey vs. Egg: Who Was Better? 45:13 - Musalman Graphic Novel (Out This Eid!) 46:29 - Coming Up Next! 🔗 LINKS Read Musalman Here: https://www.instagram.com/musalmancomix/Two Please on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twopleasepod/ Two Please on X: https://x.com/TwoPleasePod Two Please on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twopleasepod Two Please on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3i7THqryfJKdPDGJx2aH74 Two Please on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-please-a-movies-tv-podcast/id1564549400Previous episode with Falah — Best Graphic Novel Adaptations: https://open.spotify.com/episode/6H1HANLJdHxL1FWm2Gy04h?si=b0a81d207b524602A Wiki of Ice and Fire: awoiaf.westeros.org #GameOfThrones #AKnightOfTheSevenKingdoms #DunkAndEgg #AKOTSK #HouseOfTheDragon #ASOIAF #Westeros #TwoPlease #Podcast

    A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Made Us Love Game of Thrones Again

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Two, Please is a movies & TV podcast for people a little too obsessed with what they watch. In each episode, hosts Abhin and Rohit pick a film, show, director, or theme and break it down with deep-dive analysis and exceptionally terrible humor. From modern Hollywood classics like Boogie Nights, Mad Max: Fury Road, Titanic, The Matrix, to Indian gems like Tumbbad & Gangs of Wasseypur, expect bold opinions, overthought theories, behind-the-scenes stories, and a slightly concerning obsession with David Fincher's Gone Girl. You can also check us out on our YouTube Channel!