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14 set

What Percent Gay Are You?

Check out Hoop and Huddle, YMH Studios' new comedy sports show, hosted by comedians Luke Touma & Nate Marshall. Two friends talking basketball, football, and whatever ruined their weekend. Less "analysts breaks down the tape," more "your boys yelling at the TV." https://www.youtube.com/@UCdaQbXFKAuvKcZcwieo8A6A SPONSORS: Thanks to MANSCAPED® for sponsoring today’s episode! Get The Lawn Mower® Ultra Gen 6 for 15% OFF + Free Shipping with code BEARS at https://Manscaped.com! The DraftKings Sports app is now live in all 50 states! Head to https://dkng.co/bears For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://hims.com/bears Sign up and get 10% off at https://BetterHelp.com/bears. Get out there and enjoy the outdoors with Mountain Dew. An American Original. Tasting Great Since ’48. Look for Mountain Dew in stores near you. Welcome back to the cave! Hunter Biden says he's 48% gay, which raises the only question that matters: what percent are you? Bert and Tom build the math from zero, clothes, dicks, physiques, saunas, eye patches, a $5,000 face laser, and Bert climbs a lot higher than he expected to. Along the way: why Bert can't watch Sophie Cunningham highlights, the uncomfortable truth about loving Jason Williams, John Stockton's total lack of pizzazz, the hunt for a white DB in the NFL, Bert calling his dad mid-episode to check the family for slave owners (Tom's family does not come out clean), Bert's sister telling him to grow up about his sleep anxiety, Ila volunteering to fight Tom's ten-year-old in the Octagon, the 2:30am Dodger Stadium aftermath, a device that grades your poop, and Bert's full-throated defense of the Philadelphia Eagles' male cheerleader. Plus: this week's Mountain Dew summer sizzle submissions, including one that requires $2.6 million of CGI and one that just shuts Bert up. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 339 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com In Partnership with DraftKings. The Crown Is Yours. Bet with DK Sportsbook: Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-426-2537, 1-800-697-3738. Connecticut: call 888-789-7777, visit https://ccpg.org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. 21+. Void in Canada. Event contract trading with DraftKings Predictions involves risk of loss. Availability varies. Bet to get Bonus bets that expire in 7 days. Trade to get $50 in Predictions Dollars that expire in 1 year, issued every 7 days via click to claim for 21 days. 1 non-withdrawable reward redeemable. Predictions offer void in New York. Ends July 19th. Terms at https://dkng.co/audio. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:14 - Hunter Biden Says He's 48% Gay 00:06:23 - Clip Farms, Sophie Cunningham, & Jason Williams 00:15:32 - John Stockton, White Boxers & Tim Dwight 00:29:23 - California's Slavery Bill & Bert Calls His Dad 00:34:41 - The Girlfriend, The Sister, & The Fight Challenge 00:42:34 - The Dodgers Game Aftermath & A Whoop For Your Toilet 00:46:11 - Male Cheerleaders, Female Urologists, & Checking Out Men 00:52:38 - Hiding From Lightning With A Grindr Meetup 00:59:05 - Comedian OnlyFans & Ohtani's $17 Million Translator 01:05:44 - Mountain Dew Summer Sizzle Submissions 01:11:34 - Wrap Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Sliding Into Zac Efron's DMs w/ Duncan Trussell

SPONSORS: -Go to https://helixsleep.com/ymh for 27% Off Sitewide — Exclusive for listeners of Your Mom's House. -For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://hims.com/YMH for your free online visit. -Get out there and enjoy the outdoors with Mountain Dew. An American Original. Tasting Great Since ’48. Look for Mountain Dew in stores near you. Mom's back! This week, Christina's holding down the Mommy Dome with your fav stepdad Duncan Trussell, and she opens with a status report: off the Domino's, back on vegetables and hydroponic lettuce, cat art again. Duncan informs her she's accidentally enlisted in the war against hedonism, and they go straight into the void, plant medicine vs. getting fucked up for fun, starting a spiritual practice as an act of aggression against yourself, and Duncan's three theories of what happens when you die, including the one that terrifies him most: blinking into a stranger's midlife as a cab driver in New York, forever. They also pull up the Heaven's Gate doc and rank it the most disappointing cult in history, and Duncan mounts a full defense of the stability of all men. Christine's got some wild curations including a man harvesting tree bark with his teeth, a Lake Tahoe hippie who trades meditation classes for a room, a guy who wants $100 and your car for his DMV test, and a woman who is furious that you think her rabbit is Winnie the Pooh. Then Christina admits she met Zac Efron in the Mothership green room, Duncan diagnoses the only viable strategy, and she composes and sends him a message live on the show. Plus: an AI girlfriend for a man with dementia, whacking material in Airplane!, the dead panther chameleon and the $400 robot duck replacing him, which animal Christina's face actually is, a Hungarian guy to screen her calls, why no man is meeting her kids until they're 18, and a waxing video that takes the mustache with it. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 877 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:40 - The War On Hedonism 00:06:04 - Self-Help & AI Girlfriends 00:17:54 - Opening Clip: Get Ahold Of Me, Please 00:22:48 - Three Theories Of What Happens When You Die 00:28:30 - Heaven's Gate: The Most Disappointing Cult 00:35:33 - Duncan Defends All Men & The Gym Guy Conspiracy 00:41:52 - Garden Hermits 00:44:32 - Horny For News Anchors 00:49:32 - Christina Messages Zac Efron 00:55:20 - Eating Dicks In London & Page Six 01:05:53 - Christina's Curations 01:09:33 - Cool Robot Duck 01:14:25 - More TikToks 01:23:33 - Wrap Up 01:24:49 - Closing Song - "Fartin" by Terry Nova Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
17/01/2023

Ep. 37 | The Danny Brown Show w/ William Montgomery

This week Danny B is joined by comedian and old friend, William Montgomery. You can tell these two are best buds as they shoot the breeze over some of their favorite things like, video games, smoking, and fashion. William chimes in on some of your favorite Danny Brown Show segments: Video Game Reviews, Ask Danny, and White People Sh*t. This duo just makes you want to kick it with Ditto, Need for Speed, and a Skor Bar. This episode will do for now. You got a question or freestyle you want to send Danny's way? Hit him up at danny@thedannybrownshow.com or leave him a voicemail at (512)522-9256 Danny@TheDannyBrownShow.com (512)522-9256 https://xdannyxbrownx.com https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
14 set

Ari Matti Goes To Barcelona, Spain

Follow Ari on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/arimatticomedy/ SPONSORS: -If you or someone you know experienced serious mental health struggles as a result of social media use, you may be entitled to a potential recovery of over $1,000. Visit https://morganmorganpa.sjv.io/c/7729588/3841482/23429?sharedid=you-be-trippin to submit a claim now. -Start your new morning ritual & get up to 43% off your @‌MUDWTR with code TRIPPIN at https://mudwtr.com/TRIPPIN ! #mudwtrpod On this week's episode of You Be Trippin', Ari Matti is BACK! This time around Ari and Ari talked about the time Matti was spent his covid quarantine in Spain. This episode is exactly what you think it's going to be. As Matti put it their ADHD's don't line up. It's pure chaos, but there are some great stories mixed in there. Ari on his bike suffering through the hills on the Spanish coast. His infamous turd story is the peak. Buckle up and try your best to follow along. Hasta luego! You Be Trippin' Ep. 136 https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir https://www.instagram.com/youbetrippinpod https://arishaffir.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:09:09 - Boat Travel 00:17:53 - Estonian Festival 00:25:53 - Stuck in Spain 00:39:09 - Nepal 00:44:33 - Traveling by Bike 00:50:56 - Horsing Around 00:56:45 - The Infamous Turd 01:07:45 - Comedy & Animal Tourism 01:19:26 - Ari in London 01:29:30 - Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4 set

Professor Jiang Predicts The Antichrist

🎟️ Duncan Trussell Tour: http://duncantrussell.com/tour🎙️ Kurt Metzger Tour: https://punchup.live/kurtmetzger🎤 Follow Professor Jiang: http://youtube.com/@predictivehistory🎤 Follow Big Homie CC: http://instagram.com/bighomie.cc SPONSORS: Sign up for your free trial at https://shopify.com/mysteryboys New DraftKings customers, sign up with code MYSTERY spend five bucks to get $200 in rewards within 21 days - includes all markets. Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week, Professor Jiang of Predictive History makes his last podcast appearance in America before heading back to China, and the boys use the window to ask if he works for the CCP, why the singularity is the delivery system for the Antichrist system, and how many Antichrists there actually are. The investigation runs through the Andrew Wilson debate school and the $300,000 Candace Owens question, the seventh and final Rebbe, the Crusades absolution loophole, Flock cameras and the surveillance grid, the AI bubble and nationalized data centers, six hours of Mitch McConnell sitting perfectly still, and the professor's plan for world peace, which is to invade Canada.Then Big Homie CC calls in from Kenya with the biggest one yet: the eight-foot taxidermy Bigfoot he locked eyes on in a big game hunter's trophy room, the severed hand in the glass case above the fireplace, and the client's exact words — "the big old boys are real, they're out there." The mysteries keep coming with the Yeren, China's Sasquatch, why China has no cryptids and no aliens, the woman in China who says she is Jesus, growing up in a doomsday cult, the EDP445 documentary, three real exorcisms, and the black snake wrapped around your spine.Also: Waymo's sex robot fleet, the spy balloon plan, how to beat a Canadian, why George R.R. Martin can never die, and Buster ruining everything. This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys File_016 http://instagram.com/duncantrussellhttp://instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedyhttp://instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcasthttp://store.ymhstudios.com Songs from this episode:http://suno.com/s/p4Rxe7Q5uh22fQfb Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-426-2537 or 1-800-697-3738. Connecticut: call 888-789-7777, visit https://CCPG.org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus. Void in Canada. Bet with DraftKings Sportsbook to get Bonus bets that expire in seven days OR Trade with DraftKings Predictions to get Predictions Dollars that expire in one year. Event contract trading involves risk of loss. Predictions offer void in New York. Non-withdrawable Rewards issued as Fifty dollar click-to-claims every seven days for twenty-one days. Terms at https://dkng.co/offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:42 - The Professor Jiang Theme Song 00:02:44 - Do you work for the CCP?' — the secret mission 00:03:45 - Poison food, tainted beef and the Argentina bailout 00:07:06 - The Andrew Wilson debate school 00:12:31 - The Wilson Shake' song 00:14:10 - Mitch McConnell sits perfectly still for six hours 00:20:03 - Sex robot Waymos 00:29:47 - The Antichrist system and the singularity 00:36:48 - Chabad, Schneerson and the end times 00:51:01 - Japan's yen carry trade and the coming collapse 01:02:09 - A plan for world peace — invade Canada 01:06:13 - Blood boys, EDP445 and Chris Chan 01:07:13 - The Lindsay Clancy trial and psych meds 01:14:17 - RIP Dolly Parton 01:16:26 - Big Homie CC calls in from Kenya 01:18:44 - The Bigfoot in the trophy room 01:30:14 - Prepping, Jesus and the Chinese Jesus rebellion 01:36:38 - The EDP445 documentary and his eclectic list 01:43:15 - Andrew Tate and humiliation rituals 01:45:36 - Wayfair, Sound of Freedom and Scientology 01:50:21 - Exorcism stories 01:54:48 - Wrap-up + Buster Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
07/03/2023

Ep. 44 | The Danny Brown Show w/ Tony Hinchcliffe

Comedian and host of “Kill Tony” Tony Hinchcliffe joins Danny Brown this week! They discuss their unlikely friendship, being from the Midwest, getting sober, Texas rappers, AI, and much more! Danny gives an update on Cyraxx, and responds to listener submitted “Ask Danny” questions and “White People Sh*t.” You got a question or freestyle you want to send Danny's way? Hit him up at danny@thedannybrownshow.com or leave him a voicemail at (512)522-9256 Danny@TheDannyBrownShow.com (512)522-9256 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9 set

Cool Guys, Slick Guys, Neat Guys w/Caitlin Peluffo

See Caitlin on tour by going to https://www.caitlinpeluffo.com for tickets and check out her special Prosciutto Rose on YouTube SPONSORS: New DraftKings customers, sign up with code MOM spend five bucks to get $200 in rewards within 21 days - includes all markets. Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code YMH. https://bluechew.com Sign up for your free trial at https://shopify.com/ymh Tom's holding down the Mommy Dome this week with comedian Caitlin Peluffo, fresh off the Funny AF finals and out on the road with a brand new hour. She explains why a comedy competition full of fifteen-year veterans hit harder than any late night set, why stand up is infinitely harder than making a movie, and how the whole thing got her out of debt. Then Tom finds out she's single and decides to fix it, spending the rest of the episode presenting her with some eligible bachelors pulled straight from the cool guy pile: a man doing bathroom talk about Pepsi, a suitor who will beat up anyone who interrupts a conversation with a laptop, a Vancouver man out of smokes, an apple pie enthusiast, a flat earther explaining how GPS works, and a devoted gentleman leaving Julia good morning voicemails. Along the way Caitlin admits she bit a wart off her own finger, Tom delivers a passionate PSA about going into credit card debt for teeth and getting your skin tags removed for the rest of us, and the two of them dissect M. Night Shyamalan's cringe YouTube launch on his sad little bench and how it's not that dissimilar from the all-time original, Garth Brooks joining Facebook. Plus: Horrible or Hilarious with an old man scooting into a pool, a lightning strike survivor apologizing on a stranger's porch, and an arm snapping in a pub. We also get a long overdue cool guy update on Tony Johns, who is making history from the Cayuga County jailhouse. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 876 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER, 1-800-MYRESET. Connecticut: call 888-789-7777, visit https://CCPG.org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. 21+. Void in Canada. Bet with DraftKings Sportsbook to get Bonus bets that expire in seven days OR Trade with DraftKings Predictions to get Predictions Dollars that expire in one year. Event contract trading involves risk of loss. Predictions offer void in New York. Non-withdrawable Rewards issued as $50 click-to-claims every seven days for 21 days. Terms at https://dkng.co/offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:15 - Caitlin Peluffo Killed At The Funny AF Finals 00:08:56 - Opening Clip: Why Do You Feel Better On A Friday? 00:14:46 - Go Into Debt For Teeth & A Skin Tag PSA 00:21:41 - Wild Girls: The Double Felony Hit And Run 00:27:24 - More Cool Suitors 00:31:43 - Bengals, 49ers & Josh Allen's Wholesome Smile 00:35:36 - M. Night Shyamalan Joins YouTube 00:43:47 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:55:53 - Horse On Desk & GPS Guy 00:59:39 - Oh I'll Make Ya Come 01:01:36 - Looking For Girls 01:02:35 - Unk Shine 01:04:52 - Good Morning Julia 01:07:18 - A Message From Tony Johns 01:10:24 - Caitlin Picks A Suitor 01:14:24 - Wrap Up 01:15:09 - Closing Song - "Good Morning Julia" by Gaping Dad Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4 mag

The Bears Go Up In Smoke

The End is here! Ari's new storytelling show is $5.99 per episode at https://theend.ymhstudios.com. There's a total of 7 episodes for you to enjoy! Check out Joe DeRosa's new podcast Vile and Horrendous Pull up a chair and listen to what Joe does best: piss and moan! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWvLI8xCAa0 SPONSORS: - Brought to you by BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at https://betterhelp.com/bears. - Don’t let your mind get in the way of a good time. Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com - Get up to 60% off at https://Babbel.com/BEARS. - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/bears - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/BEARS. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. - Head to https://acorns.com/bears or download the Acorns app to get started. This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tim and Bart go up in smoke, sharing cigars together as they talk about whatever floats around in their collective heads. They talk about fat guy problems, before going into Tiger Woods' spiraling personal life. The Bears also walk down memory lane, comparing the infamous fat Bert pitching photo to one of him recently, and the drastic change is pretty staggering. They also unpack the text exchange between a student and the teacher sister of influencer Noah Beck, share some wild drug stories, and check out a clip of Doug Stanhope roasting a city council. Also the 2 Bears 5k is coming up! Hope you been training. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 328 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:56 - Fat Guy Problems 00:09:23 - Tiger Woods & Cigars 00:21:23 - Pitching Fat Pictures 00:29:30 - Noah Beck's Sister's Texts 00:43:40 - Age Differences 00:47:12 - Girl Talk 00:48:17 - Wild Drug Stories 00:59:19 - Doug Stanhope Fought City Hall 01:05:40 - Brendon Walsh Shenanigans 01:11:33 - Sabbatical & Wrap Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Rabbi Dave Smith Fails The Anti-Semite Test

🎟️ Duncan Trussell Tour: http://duncantrussell.com/tour🎙️ Kurt Metzger Tour: https://punchup.live/kurtmetzger🎤 Follow Dave Smith: https://www.instagram.com/theproblemdavesmith/?hl=en🎤 Follow Dr. Heather Lynn: https://www.instagram.com/DrHeatherLynn/ Check out Hoop and Huddle, YMH Studios' new comedy sports show, hosted by comedians Luke Touma & Nate Marshall. Two friends talking basketball, football, and whatever ruined their weekend. Less "analysts breaks down the tape," more "your boys yelling at the TV." https://www.youtube.com/@HoopandHuddle SPONSORS: One thing to pack, five ways to power! Get 10% Off @‌Ridge with code MYSTERYBOYS at https://www.Ridge.com/MYSTERYBOYS #Ridgepod Don’t sleep on @‌ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code MYSTERY at https://takeultra.com! #UltraPouches #ad Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code MYSTERY. https://BlueChew.com One app. Every sport. All 50 states. New DraftKings customers, sign up with code MYSTERY spend five bucks to get two hundred in rewards within 21 days - includes all markets. Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week comedian Dave Smith of Part of the Problem sits down with the boys and immediately gets handed a Certificate of Appreciation printed on important government paper, which leads to Frank Abagnale being a liar, why you can buy a doctorate at Staples, and the Turkish human trafficker who became Santa Claus. From there the investigation runs through the Lindsay Clancy case as an MKUltra distraction, school shooter pills and SSRI onboarding, the Pulse nightclub shooting as blowback, the Daily Wire's latest romp Run Hide Fight along with the new Zionist propaganda pivot, Tucker Carlson's nicotine pouches, Courtney Love's dad, the CIA's fav Bohemian Grove, plus, the Prussian origin of compulsory school, kindergarten, and the Bellamy salute. Then the boys make Dave take the American Jewish Committee's online anti-Semitism quiz live on camera, and he finishes at a comfortable four out of ten. The mysteries get heavier when historian and author Dr. Heather Lynn calls in to lay out the symbolic reading of the Butler shooting and the Charlie Kirk killing: the pierced right ear of the Hebrew servant in Exodus 21, priestly consecration of ear, hand and foot, Chabad Lubavitch as an intel cult, Masonic passion plays, Albert Pike, the Blue Lodge, and why 33 is everywhere. Dr. Lynn also dismantles Zecharia Sitchin and the Anunnaki, the Sumerian problem, cuneiform as a language isolate, the Shining Ones, the black-headed ones and the red ocher people, the Sumerian Noah and his breakaway civilization, the Younger Dryas, and the Garden of Eden read as an ancient slave revolt. Also: Dolly Parton's letter to Eminem, Eminem's alleged descent from Golden Dawn magician Samuel Liddell MacGregor Mathers, Roseanne Barr at Thanksgiving, Sabbatai Zevi and the Frankists, the Haitian Revolution as a Freemason project and Haiti paying reparations to France until 1985, Prince Hall Freemasonry, Joe Rogan's Alpha Brain ingredient list, the TikTok Shop selling suppressors as kitchen utensils to Tanner, Hypno Dolly, the Lockheed Martin video game, Northrop Grumman leaking specs on Discord, and the new Mystery Boys supplement, Beefzos. This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys Ep. 18 https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast https://store.ymhstudios.com Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-426-2537, 1-800-697-3738. Connecticut: call 888-789-7777, visit http://ccpg.org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty-one plus. Void in Canada. Bet with DraftKings Sportsbook to get Bonus bets that expire in 7 days OR Trade with DraftKings Predictions to get Predictions Dollars that expire in 1 year. Event contract trading involves risk of loss. Predictions offer void in New York. Non-withdrawable Rewards issued as 50 dollar click-to-claims every 7 days for 21 days. Terms at http://dkng.co/offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:42 - The 'Zalom' bit (Kurt's Grok-made Hebrew) 00:06:15 - Balaam and the talking donkey 00:07:35 - The Lindsay Clancy case + the Candace Owens / Andrew Wilson debate 00:16:37 - Pulse nightclub and blowback 00:21:57 - The Zionist-propaganda pivot 00:34:43 - Kurt's doomsday-cult upbringing 00:36:48 - School was invented in Prussia 00:40:05 - Reading Dolly Parton's letter to Eminem 00:42:51 - Roseanne stories 00:48:35 - The AJC 'Translate Hate' antisemitism quiz 01:02:50 - Dr. Heather Lynn on the Butler shooting 01:10:49 - Epstein files, Charlie Kirk, and 'positive evidence' 01:16:19 - Crowley's Liber 4, theatrics, and the 33s 01:21:08 - Haiti, Prince Hall Freemasonry, and the only successful slave revolt 01:24:48 - The Anunnaki and Zecharia Sitchin 01:38:27 - The Garden of Eden, Enki, and the tree of life 01:42:32 - Tanner's targeted ads: Hypno Dollar and the TikTok Shop 01:49:36 - Defense-contractor video games and Discord leaks 01:50:56 - Reading the Alpha Brain ingredients 01:54:53 - Kars4Kids and the Andrew Wilson GoFundMe Learn more about your ad choices. 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7 set

Jelly Roll Called The President A Fat Pig

SPONSORS: Don’t let your mind get in the way of a good time. Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com Visit https://ethos.com/BEARS Sign up for your free trial at https://shopify.com/bears Sign up now and join over 14 million people already investing with Acorns. New customers get a $20 bonus investment just for signing up. Head to https://acorns.com/bears to claim your $20 bonus today. Limited time offer. Terms and conditions apply. See https://acorns.com/terms for details. New DraftKings customers, sign up with code BEARS spend five bucks to get $200 in rewards within 21 days - includes all markets. Welcome back to 2 Bears 1 Cave! This week Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer dive right in with Jelly Roll's headline-grabbing Kimmel monologue where he addressed the president as "from one fat pig to another." Bert then takes full credit for Jelly Roll's weight loss and the entire genesis of the Two Bears 5K, because technically he was in the room when that casually became a thing. They also have exciting news, a new 5K is coming in April and it's going to be bigger than ever. From there, Bert opens up about the panic attacks he's been having, severe, physical, and rooted in something he now understands: a complete lack of childhood bedtime structure. Tom grew up getting nightly Catholic prayers, a sign of the cross from mom, and the full rosary in the car for any trip over ten minutes. Bert grew up watching Letterman alone at nine years old at 3am while his dad slept off a ten mile run. The bears compare notes on childhood bedtime routines, how they each put their own kids down now, and what sleep anxiety looks like when it hits a grown adult, including Bert's most recent 36-hour panic attack that started when a friend told him he yawns too much and he forgot how to do it. He couldn't yawn for a day and a half. He finally yawned in couples therapy. That's where we are. They also get into Mel Gibson getting lightly canceled for mocking a sign language interpreter (on the scale of Mel Gibson incidents, this doesn't even register), a game of complimenting Salma Hayek on the one thing she's never heard in her 60 years on earth, Tom Hardy's new rap album, Jonah Hill's white belt jiu jitsu bravado and whether he'd actually beat Jason Bateman's ass, the Eddie Bravo black eye that made Bert walk out of a jiu jitsu class without ever taking his jeans off, and the Times Square Stabber whose fat padding made every taser completely ineffective and whose stabbing motion made this incident appear beyond ridiculous at first. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 338 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-426-2537, 1-800-697-3738. Connecticut: call 888-789-7777, visit https://CCPG.org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus. Void in Canada. Bet with DraftKings Sportsbook to get Bonus bets that expire in seven days OR Trade with DraftKings Predictions to get Predictions Dollars that expire in one year. Event contract trading involves risk of loss. Predictions offer void in New York. Non-withdrawable Rewards issued as Fifty dollar click-to-claims every seven days for twenty-one days. Terms at https://dkng.co/offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:18 - Jelly Roll Called Trump A Fat Pig on Kimmel 00:15:49 - Mel Gibson's Sign Language Incident & Cancel Culture 00:22:32 - Childhood Bedtimes & Panic Attacks 00:33:38 - Putting Kids to Bed & Bert's Sleep Anxiety Deep Dive 00:41:44 - Bert Forgot How to Yawn and Had a 36-Hour Panic Attack 00:51:25 - Salma Hayek At 60 00:55:47 - Tom Hardy's Album, Shapeshifters & Jonah Hill's White Belt Energy 01:05:56 - The Times Square Waddling Stabber Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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