Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

The Irish Times

The weekly Ross o'Carroll-Kelly column in audio, read by Paul Howard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 1 G FA

    ‘Ross, I think you’re finally getting your comeuppance from the universe’

    So what do you think? Yeah, no, Nicola – as in, like, Honor’s girlfriend – is showing me a watch that she bought from, like, Tiffany of all places? It must be, like, a grand’s worth. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    6 min

  2. 8 MAG

    ‘Dude, you’re not in Ballsbridge now,’ I tell the old man. ‘This is Las f**king Braygas!’

    The old man asks me if I’ve been boning up on my Spanish ahead of the trip to Bilbao. I’m like, “Is that where Bilbao is? In Spain?” I honestly think I learned more from rugby than I ever did at school. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    7 min

  3. 1 MAG

    I have zero interest in her in that way – is it weird that I want to spend time with this girl?

    So I’m in the gym and I’m bench-pressing, I don’t know, something ridiculous, when all of a sudden there’s someone standing over me and – yeah, no – they’re, like, talking to me? I take out the old AirPods and sit up and it ends up being Nicola, as in, like, Honor’s new – in fairness – girlfriend.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    6 min

  4. 24 APR

    ‘There’s nothing wrong with Bray, Ross,’ the old man says. Literally. Word for word

    The old man is sitting in the corner of what was once Shanahan’s on the Green, sucking on a Cohiba the size of a Daihatsu exhaust.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    7 min

  5. 17 APR

    ‘Sorcha, I don’t need ChatGPT to tell me how to talk to my daughter and the girl she’s seeing’

    Sorcha asks me how I’m feeling and I tell her I’m in scintillating form – especially after the win over Sale yesterday. I’m half-thinking of doing my joke about having a semi to look forward to – but then I think better of it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    6 min

  6. 10 APR

    ‘Potatoes au gratin? My old dear used to say they’re for people with money but no class’

    “Come in,” she goes. This is Bernie I’m quoting – word for word, by the way – as in, like, Bernie the mother of Claire from, like, Bray of all places? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    7 min

  7. 3 APR

    We’re driving through Donnybrook and Sorcha shouts ‘Stop!’

    “Stop!” Sorcha goes. Yeah, no, we’re driving through Donnybrook at the time. I generally slow down anyway as we’re passing the spot where Kielys once stood, just to make the sign of the cross on myself. Except Sorcha is looking past me at the other side of the road? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    6 min

  8. 27 MAR

    ‘Ross,’ Sorcha goes, ‘we’re not going to Dubai. We cancelled because of the war.’ I’m there, ‘What war?’ and I genuinely mean it

    The airport is absolutely rammers and I’m in – it has to be said – scintillating form, so much so that Sorcha actually remorks on it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    7 min
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Descrizione

The weekly Ross o'Carroll-Kelly column in audio, read by Paul Howard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Canale
    The Irish Times
  • Creatore
    The Irish Times
  • Anni di attività
    2015 - 2026
  • Puntate
    590
  • Classificazione
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  • Sito web del podcast
    Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

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