Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.

  1. 6 GG FA

    A long time ago in a galaxy far far away… & other tales

    Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo and the crew for another week of sinful silliness, dubious logic, and a very firm reminder to… respect the cupboard. First up, Luke fakes a twisted ankle at his twins’ birthday bash and “heads to A&E”… only to limp straight to The Force Awakens, then on to TGI Fridays for a full debrief with “Han”. Dark side behaviour? Then Seaman Steve wages class war at Cowes Week with a stealthy nuts-and-bolts prank that sends Tarquins into a safety spiral. Plus: Selhurst Park Pete’s mum accidentally unleashes a downhill “snake” of supermarket trolleys, and science teacher Steve cons schoolkids with fake fortune-telling that turns him into Mr G the Psychic. Got a confession? Send it to confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk.

    43 min

  2. 13 FEB

    Zip a dee doo dah & other tales

    Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo and the crew for a week caught between Valentine’s Day love and Friday-the-13th superstition.First up: Litmus relives the childhood horror of £40 Caterpillar boots that “mysteriously” shrank on a seaside stroll in Bray… until mum discovers the real culprit still stuffed inside.Then Jane’s triumphant jeans-buying trip goes spectacularly wrong when a stubborn zip traps her lacy knickers — and she makes a panicked dash that leaves an unforgettable “freebie” on the shop floor.Plus: Cliff’s smart-speaker chaos accidentally orders Blue’s greatest hits, and Rachel’s free Waitrose latte turns into a windy, foamy car-park crime.Got a confession? Send it to confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk.

    44 min

  3. 6 FEB

    Big mouth strikes again & other tales

    Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo and the crew for another week of confession chaos. Sister Goldenhair attempts a 10-day silent meditation retreat in Thailand… only to be derailed by a tree frog, a “hot monk”, and an unsanctioned breakout into the countryside that ends with a full-blown Karma Chameleon singalong to some very understanding cows. Then it’s building-surveyor bedlam as Mike accidentally lets a cat into a house with a “highly strung” parrot on the loose… and makes a bold feather-related decision under pressure. Plus: Steve’s student-radio brush with The Smiths takes a citrusy turn, and the anonymous agent of East Anglia learns the hard way that mooning colleagues isn’t quite “drawing room manner”. Got a confession? Send it to confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk.

    41 min

  4. 30 GEN

    Twisting the night away & other tales

    Enter the confessional with Simon Mayo for another laugh-out-loud episode of Confessions! This week, hear Jo’s hilariously awkward tale of miscommunication involving "personal effects" that leads to a shocking discovery while cleaning a colleague’s home. With some very personal photographs inadvertently packaged for a hospital visit, the embarrassment is palpable! Then, feel the heat as T-Bandit concocts a devious plan to rain on a pesky neighbour's parade, while Windy Miller shares a mortifying school assembly mishap that left everyone in stitches. And finally, don’t miss the chaotic escapade of Dean, whose light-hearted joke about a heart attack sends security into a frenzy! Tune in for unforgettable stories, unexpected twists, and the collective wisdom that only Simon and the crew can offer! Don’t forget to share your own confessions at confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!

    39 min

  5. 23 GEN

    I got cat class and I got cat style & other tales...

    Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo for another uproarious episode of confessions!This week, prepare for chaos as Professor Pat Pending shares his tale of friendly intentions gone awry in the bustling streets of Saudi Arabia, leading to a near disaster at a traffic light. Michael has a very ambitious backward confession that reveals how his mischievous cat, Eugene, turned a neighbour's Sunday roast into an unexpected family drama. The Accidental Chef's cringe-inducing culinary blunder will leave you shaking your head in disbelief. Haggis and sour grapes, anyone? Then we meet Anon Stupid, who shares a wild holiday experience in Spain marked by ambitious culinary choices and an outrageous fairground mishap that ends with chaos and shattered spirits—literally!Join in on the laughter, the gasps, and the surprising twists that make each confession a memorable experience! Got your own tale to share? Send it to confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!

    44 min

  6. 16 GEN

    You can ring my bell & other tales

    Step into the confessional as Simon Mayo guides you through another hilarious episode of confessions! This week, join the uproarious antics of Naughty Nobby as he recounts his epic school pranks that spiraled out of control. From mischievous cake-swapping in domestic science class to wreaking havoc on his brother Min Min's Lego city, the laughter never stops. Plus, hear about the unforeseen consequences of potty training in public that left a lasting impact on one parent. Get ready for cringeworthy moments and crafty schemes that are as relatable as they are entertaining! Don't forget to share your own confessions at confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!

    43 min

  7. 9 GEN

    Are you not entertained & other tales...

    Step into the confessional as Simon Mayo rings in 2026 with fresh confessions that are sure to tickle your funny bone. This week, meet the Fate Day Felon, who makes a questionable choice at a summer fate. Prepare for unexpected twists with Ridders’ mix-up on a film set that leaves everyone in stitches. Plus Larry's supermarket debacle leads to an embarrassing misunderstanding and Andrew's cringeworthy hotel tipping experience—one he won't soon forget! Expect plenty of hilarity, surprising revelations, and a healthy dose of forgiveness. Tune in, and don’t forget to share your own confessions at confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!

    32 min

  8. 2 GEN

    Top 10 Confessions Countdown 2025 - Part Two

    Despite Simon being sick at home the countdown continues. Join Simon Mayo and the Confessional Collective as they dive into part two of the 2025 Top 10 Confessions Countdown! In this hilarious episode, prepare for a wild ride as we unveil confessions that span from a disastrous wedding encounter involving a Swedish impersonation to the chaos of student social work, a Cluedo cad, a passport mix up —and even a shocking tale of questionable gardening practices! With plenty of laughter and a few gasps along the way, you won’t want to miss the antics that Max, Jason, Inga, anonymous and Colin have to share. Shocking, hilarious and jaw-dropping in equal measure.. Tune in, and don’t forget, if you have your own confession, send it to confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!

    41 min
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Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.

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  • Creatore
    Bauer Media
  • Anni di attività
    2021 - 2026
  • Puntate
    112
  • Classificazione
    Contenuti adatti a tutti
  • Copyright
    © Simon Mayo's Confessions
  • Sito web del podcast
    Simon Mayo's Confessions
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