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The boys riff on the Cybertruck recall, Taylor Swift’s new album, and how the Golden Bachelor is just Michael in 40 years. They also learn about a super horny ice cream store and get an update from a listener who’s trying to pay off some debt.

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The boys both performed in massive arenas over the weekend so they swap stories of their experiences, riff about Michael being a phone corn guy now, and finally finish the 2024 s*x positions bracket. Plus a listener is a cum cleaning traditionalist and PHub is the next YouTube?

The boys yell about Michael’s bad time at the Canadian border, comment section arguments, and having a meltdown at the dog park. Plus Gypsy Rose is single and a listener needs some help with an unfulfilling seggslife. 

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This one's got it all - reckless jokes, controversial stances, and stories about the cum closet. The boys also yell about the new Rocket Money ad you guys sent us and hear from a listener that got his toad peached on Rainbow Road. Final four in the sex positions bracket next week!

The boys sit down with multi platinum musician/artist 24kGoldn. They break down the Rap Beef Cinematic Universe, learn what it’s like going platinum while you’re still on campus, and discover that you can make a clone of your dick for like 50 bucks. They also try out an AI song generator and wonder if anyone gets bored during a golden shower. Someone go check on the interns at Genius. 

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The boys learn about The Pope’s foot fetish, debate whether it would be better to be betrayed by your dad or your brother, and hear from a listener that cracked the code of jerking off. Plus the SEMI FINALS in the s*x position bracket.