The Timewaster 9000

Timewaster 9000 Productions

A comedy-focused Magic: the Gathering podcast. Tune in to hear Miller and Alex yell about cardboard squares, and everything else the world has to offer.

  1. These Decks Sucked

    1 G FA

    These Decks Sucked

    Miller and Alex have been playing Magic: the Gathering for years, and in that time they've played more than their fair share of horrible, unlovable decks. Join the Timewaster 9000 crew today to hear about playing at the worst game store ever, decks that can't win a game, and going to time in game one. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

    1h 35m
  2. Cards We Thought Would Be Good

    7 APR

    Cards We Thought Would Be Good

    Every preview season, new and exciting cards get printed into the world of Magic: the Gathering, and only a select few make it to the upper echelons of playability. Today, the Timewaster 9000 crew takes a look at all the times we got it wrong. Tune in to hear us talk about decks that could've been, decks that should've been, and decks that really shouldn't have been. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

    1h 28m
  3. Cards We Hate

    1 APR

    Cards We Hate

    The Timewaster 9000 crew breaks their positivity streak and dedicates a whole episode to the cards we DESPISE. These unlovable pieces of cardboard grind our gears, and we want it to be known. Tune in to hear us talk about supposed "constructed staples", if mana is too good nowadays, and the secret commander deckbuilding trick that will save your life. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

    1h 45m
  4. We Answer Your Questions

    25 MAR

    We Answer Your Questions

    We put out the call for YOUR questions, and now we're going to answer them! Join the Timewaster 9000 crew to find out the hidden meaning behind life's greatest mysteries, or at least hear our pretty bad Dusty Rhodes impression. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

    1h 53m
  5. We Love Cube

    17 MAR

    We Love Cube

    It's true folks. We love cube and we don't care who knows. Join the Timewaster 9000 crew as we talk about the beauty of playing cube, curating a cube, drafting cube, and losing to absolutely miserable pieces of cardboard in cube. Tune in to hear us talk about all your permanents being face down, iconic cards of sets past, and what you should pack 1 pick 1 in Homelands. Cubes we mentioned: Miller's Wrong Cube: https://cubecobra.com/cube/list/bacfff4f-c9ce-47d3-bcb1-6b1f332c604a?board=mainboardAndy Mangold's Sacred Geometry: https://cubecobra.com/cube/list/sacred-geometryGallently's Bar Cube: https://cubecobra.com/cube/list/BarCubedonaldkmagic's Changeling Cube: https://cubecobra.com/cube/list/changeRyan Overturf's Original Recipe Twobert: https://cubecobra.com/cube/list/n1mAlex's Module Cube: https://cubecobra.com/cube/list/modulecubeFind all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

    1h 39m
  6. The Homelands Awards

    10 MAR

    The Homelands Awards

    Come one, come all! It's the small set that Wizards wishes we'd forget about: HOMELANDS! The Timewaster 9000 Crew sits down to talk shop about a set that some claim might be the worst in the history of the game. Tune in to hear us chat about confusing rules, cards that suck that you can never beat, and the Mirror Universe. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY Watch the video version here: https://youtu.be/zM2RPSzdqu4 If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

    1h 23m
  7. The Turtle Set

    4 MAR

    The Turtle Set

    Miller and Alex are so excited about these new turtles! Join the Timewaster 9000 crew as we chat about turtles, tortoises, snapping turtles, box turtles... the whole nine yards! Or stick around to hear us talk about going overseas, kicking the crap out of your friends, and Maxwell Jacob Friedman. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY Watch the video version here: https://youtu.be/zM2RPSzdqu4 If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

    1h 18m
  8. Scryfall Randoms

    24 FEB

    Scryfall Randoms

    The Timewaster 9000 crew is back to talk about...cards. Just cards. We're on the beautiful search engine Scryfall and slamming the random button, talking about anything and everything that comes up. Join in to hear us talk about how many lands to play if you're cheating, being braindead at big tournaments, and a weird little deckbox we found. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY Watch the video version here: https://youtu.be/-XLKghQRDQM If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

    1h 21m
Elenco completo (22)

Descrizione

A comedy-focused Magic: the Gathering podcast. Tune in to hear Miller and Alex yell about cardboard squares, and everything else the world has to offer.

Informazioni

  • Creatore
    Timewaster 9000 Productions
  • Anni di attività
    2025 - 2026
  • Puntate
    22
  • Classificazione
    Contenuti espliciti
  • Copyright
    © Alex Brooks 2025
  • Sito web del podcast
    The Timewaster 9000
  • Fornitore

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