THESE GUYS!

Benedict Polizzi & Joey Mulinaro
  • 0,0 (0)
  • Umorismo
  • Ogni settimana

Comedians @benedictpolizzi and @JoeyMulinaro make fun of everything (every ep is about Brett Favre)

  1. 5 gg fa

    WORLD CUP + FATHER’S DAY + NEW YORK LIVE SHOW SEPT 1

    "YOU STRIPPED THE SCREW B, NOW WE GOT A WHOLE NEW PROBLEM" There is absolutely nothing that fires up a dad more than ripping a vacuum cord out of the wall from ten feet away or leaving the hallway light on for an extra ten cents on the electric bill. We play Mel's Best Available (things that piss off ur dad) from slow drivers in the Walmart parking lot to the absolute tragedy of a fast food place messing up an order so bad that your mom just eats cereal. We also look back at the chaotic high school days of playing NCAA while taking whiffs from a punishment "fart bottle". Do the boys talk about Reebok NFL jersey cinch bags? Nahhhhh Do they realize every dad just secretly wants to be a sports announcer like Tim Kurkjian nooooo they don't talk about that. Oh btw THESE GUYS LIVE! 200th episode live show at the Gramercy Theater in New York City GET YOUR TIX BELOW!  🎟️🎟️🎟️  🎟️ *LIVE SHOW TICKETS!*https://www.ticketmaster.com/these-guys-200th-episode-special-live-new-york-new-york-09-01-2026/event/000064C99E46D47D 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro Follow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

    1h 27m

  2. 9 giu

    MADDEN COVERS, DISNEY WORLD, NBA UNIFORMS + RAZOR SCOOTERS

    here's a specific panic that hits when you return from a family trip from Florida and realize you have to give the girl ur seeing a shattered seashell, all while your family doesn't even like her. We map out the ultimate survival guide to beach vacations, breaking down the transition from wearing a jersey and a snapback to the elite dad fit of a long sleeve shirt and a bucket hat. We dive into the Madden and NCAA FB '27 covers, new NBA Jerseys then we talk about Mike & Mike for 17 hours (Greeny is 5'11 btw)  🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro Follow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

    1h 20m

  3. 2 giu

    88 DAYS TILL FOOTBALL (summers over) + BEST NAPS + EARLY WIZ KHALIFA

    "You ever sleep so hard  one of your socks comes off?". Nothing compares to a nap on the couch on the first Sunday of Christmas break, falling asleep to Joe Buck calling a Packers or Vikings game, and waking up with half a sock hanging off your foot. We do Mel's Best Available NAPS, mapping everything from passing out during Channel One in high school to the survival mode hangover nap on a boys trip. We also look back at (not a nostalgic pod) going Buffalo Wild Wings before it became mainstream and the pure magic of discovering Wiz Khalifa for the first time. Plus, we debate the chaos of "shoes on" vs. "shoes off" households, the absolute flex of rolling up to school with new shoes at the END of the year, and the weird sad moment that hits you right at the end of summer. (summer's over btw) 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com *00:00* - Intro & Summer Vibes*02:18* - Songs of the Summer & Nostalgia*09:46* - Dealing with the "First Week of August" Funk*12:26** - Returning from Trips & Childhood Memories*15:37* - Barefoot Summer Days & The "Shoes Off" House Rule*21:03* - Football Leagues & XFL Memories*25:21* - Restaurants & Artists Before They Went Mainstream*28:59* - Mel's Best Available Naps*01:08:47* - Subbing as a Producer for Dan Dakich*01:13:53* - Guilty Pleasure & Comfort TV Shows*01:19:44* - Favorite Pair of Shoes Ever (Nike Prestos & LeBron 3s)*01:27:32* - Favorite RBs and WRs (Eddie George, Terrell Davis, Randy Moss)*01:32:20* - Wrap Up & Outro

    1h 34m

  4. 27 mag

    INDY 500 RECAP + FAT STATS + SLEEP INJURIES

    "I hurt my arm last night. What'd you do? Slept." There is absolutely nothing worse than waking up on a deflated air mattress at 3 a.m. with your arm tucked like a chicken wing. We all know the tragic reality of realizing your only pillow for the night is a tightly pulled cinch bag stuffed with Jordan shorts and a cell phone charger.  We map out the absolute survival mode of trying to sleep in random RVs and the psychotic behavior of wanting to take a nap in the middle of a busy TJ Maxx. The conversation shifts to a massive weekend of racking up fat stats 🤰  from panic-ordering a dozen at Long's Donuts to asking for a "tote" of 12 cookies at McDonald's past midnight. We also break down the draft for teachers picking their ideal classroom rosters, and reminisce about aggressive pit stains on a grey t-shirts during freshman orientation. Plus, we talk about the legendary teacher move of faking a classroom into thinking they are in trouble right before giving them an extra hour of kickball 🥹 If you're still reading this comment your weekend fat stats! 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

    1h 17m

  5. 19 mag

    INDY 500 + TORNADO DRILLS + BLOCKBUSTER

    Mel’s Best Available is BACK with best days of school 😏 breaking down the pure lawless joy of Grandparents Day, the bizarre chaos of tornado drills, and why the rival NFC classroom always seemed a little darker and meaner. We examine the time you thought you were gonna get held back in 6th grade, your horny friend at the sleepover and WHY wearing  a bike helmet in front of your girl is the dorkiest thing of all time? 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com 00:00:11 - IndianaLand00:06:07 - Cool Jerseys00:09:52 - Cover Letters00:13:34 - No Pockets00:16:21 - Texting Dad00:21:15 - Fire Suit00:23:04 - Call Rossi00:30:59 - Last Day00:34:17 - Report Cards00:37:01 - Music Class00:40:05 - Field Day00:43:19 - Xmas Party00:47:36 - Rival Class00:50:51 - Hoops 4 Heart00:55:54 - Grandparents01:02:22 - Tornado Drill01:05:42 - Indoor Prac01:08:12 - Spirit Week01:13:19 - School Bikes01:16:44 - Spring Break01:19:30 - Clubhouse01:21:59 - SGA MVP : ' (01:24:44 - Blockbuster01:31:42 - Horny Friend01:36:06 - Spotlights01:41:57 - Two A Days01:47:24 - Jessie Tuggle

    1h 49m

  6. 12 mag

    NICKNAMES, FALL CREWNECKS + VOLLEYBALL GIRLS

    Going to a Thursday night high school volleyball game with a painted face just to impress a girl who is definitely hanging out with Center Grove kids at Taco Bell is a tragic rite of passage. We break down the pure panic of having a girl walk into your childhood bedroom and having to explain why you have a severed Spirit Halloween leg and an Iron Man helmet on your shelf. The conversation shifts to debating if Chevy and Ford belong in the AFC or NFC, ranking the hardest 90s retro Super Bowl logos, and figuring out the exact difference between first day of school air and last day of school air. Plus, we talk about forced nicknames and the sad reality of girls who make ranch dressing their entire personality. 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com 00:01:26 - IndianaLand00:05:23 - Cool Hats00:09:35 - Batman00:12:26 - Nerdy Rooms00:14:52 - Girls Rooms00:18:01 - Deep Clean00:23:08 - Nicknames00:25:09 - Yearbooks00:31:04 - Text vs Talk00:33:49 - The Hangout00:37:26 - Forced Names00:42:40 -00:48:38 - Joy Origin00:51:29 - Retro Logos00:54:34 - Orange Bowl00:58:02 - NFC Cars01:00:39 - NFL Numbers01:05:20 - Pickles01:10:27 - Animal Phase01:13:08 - HS Games01:17:20 - Breakups01:20:42 - Best Months01:24:36 - Fall Fits01:27:20 - School Air01:30:52 - Baby Names01:37:48 - Daily Cellys01:46:41 - Final Plugs

    1h 49m

  7. 5 mag

    CINCO DE MAYO + SHANE BATTIER + HUNTY MOTHERS DAY

    There really is nothing more terrifying than a pack of 17-year-olds who think they rule the world. We map out the ultimate survival guide for sleeping in Grbac’s 1999 Buick LeSabre, breaking down why you have to avoid the rich kid neighborhoods and park near the house where the dad smokes in the garage. The conversation shifts to the pure agony of high school travel baseball tournaments in Virginia, the panic of calling into local sports radio shows just to give the most useless takes, and why Shane Battier is the greatest NBA role player to ever ruin a playoff game. Plus, we drop a legendary story about Matthew Stafford casually slinging free drinks behind the bar at the Greasy Spoon in Athens. 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com 00:00:50 Drinko De Mayo00:01:28 Beeeeeeeer00:03:09 WEIT STOP00:04:51 INDIANALAND50000:06:01 Grbac Jersey?00:08:05 Mothers Day00:09:22 HUNTY00:13:17 Mom Flowers00:17:26 Dog Mom Gifts00:20:00 Radio Callers00:25:05 Cubs Call In00:26:02 Friday Scores00:31:26 Animal Fries00:33:58 Buick LeSabre00:35:17 Favre Mural00:36:46 Car Sleeping00:42:30 Winter Shorts00:45:42 Coach Rants00:52:08 Bad Practices00:55:01 Travel Ball00:57:22 Shane Battier01:04:15 Steelers 201001:06:09 Bible Hoops01:13:39 Scary Seniors01:21:39 Gators Orange01:26:01 UGA Stafford01:32:43 DISCORD

    1h 35m

  8. 28 apr

    NFL DRAFT PITTSBURGH, FICTIONAL DOGS + TACO BELL

    "We probably drank like 79,000 beers, and when I came home smelling like it, I told my mom we had beer brats." The aftermath of a freezing late-night Taco Bell run from the weed kid's house is a rite of passage we all know too well. We map out a chaotic Pittsburgh draft weekend that started with securing a game-worn Joe Haden jersey and ended with paying a $150 cover charge to leave a Club Enclave and leaving 8 minutes later. The conversation shifts to drafting the best available fictional dogs of all time, from Snoopy to Powerline, before breaking down why schools like Marquette desperately need a Thursday night football team😭 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com 00:00:49 - Haden Jersey00:04:00 - Draft Hangout00:07:18 - Coolest guy?00:08:48 - Tavon Austin00:12:09 - Club Enclave00:14:59 - Wingys00:16:56 - Draft Reacts00:17:54 - Bittsburgh00:19:29 - Late Flights00:21:14 - Packing00:23:47 - Rich Eisen00:25:30 - Lax guys00:28:45 - Discord00:31:48 - Snoopy Pick00:36:17 - Scooby Doo00:39:22 - Powerline00:41:12 - IndianaLand50000:43:10 - Doug from Up00:45:32 - Blues Clues00:47:41 - Air Bud00:52:29 - Taco Bell AFC?00:58:15 - No FB Schools01:04:33 - Kids Jerseys01:09:06 - Hockey Logos01:13:51 - Sibling Trade01:19:59 - More NFC AFC01:22:15 - Grounded

    1h 27m
Elenco completo (189)

Descrizione

Comedians @benedictpolizzi and @JoeyMulinaro make fun of everything (every ep is about Brett Favre)

Informazioni

  • Creatore
    Benedict Polizzi & Joey Mulinaro
  • Anni di attività
    2022 - 2026
  • Puntate
    189
  • Classificazione
    Contenuti espliciti
  • Copyright
    © 2022

Potrebbero piacerti anche…